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I'll give it a try but he's such a complete shit that even with the example...hmmm. You remember the ABC debate when Ben Carson missed his cue during the introductions and caused a "traffic jam" in the hall? It became a punch line and added to the image of Sleepy Ben. Watch Trump's behavior compared to the other candidates. It's the second video (1:53):https://www.youtube.com/res...

What had happened was the intro was rushed and drowned out by applause for the previous candidate (Christie). ABC completely fucked up, and kept fucking up until everyone was on stage.So was that a small flash of decency by Trump, or a kind of power play, or both?

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Like the time when he was with his daughter, then age 15, and they saw a homeless beggar on the street, and Trump explained to the Trumpling that the man was richer than Daddy, because Daddy owed banks millions of dollars and was in bankruptcy court. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. Then they stepped over the fellow and walked away.

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He'll just deny he lost.

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We should put Trump on the list of potential candidates for the Albert Schweitzer Humanitarian Award--just below Martin Schrekli, Henry Kissinger, and Dick Cheney

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Shit. I just read another Trump article. WHY CAN'T WE IGNORE HIM??? He is the troll infecting the American public!!!

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I believe you mean that he is the scabies that have infected the American pubic.

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The dirt on Trump is so easy to dig up -- 3500 federal law suits according to John Oliver against his companies -- I don't know how the other Republican pussies missed it. It is like one weird conspiracy! It's like no one in the Republican Party wanted to be the guy who would lose to Clinton, and they all got drunk one night and someone joked that Trump could be their nominee! Everybody laughed and McCain or Lindsey Graham drunk called Bill to let him on the joke, and Bill called Trump to urge him to run! Is there any other logical explanation for this election season? Anything? Anything at all?

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Trumpie folds like a cheap suit.

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I worked for a guy who thought he was a real estate savant. His big idea was to open a homeless shelter in a white elephant building he owned-THAT, he said, would force a local church to buy the property from him!

The neighborhood blowback was tremendous AND guess who was the person who got the abuse...

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He should be in fucking jail.

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Ding ding ding. Yeah surely he knew when buying it he had a legal obligation to renew the leases. He just figured he would make their lives Hell until they left. These stories are legend in NYC. Trump is hardly the only one.

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He would have won. If only the biased media would have not reported facts on all the things he said and done.

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Yeah as a 25 year resident of NY I roll my eyes when people say he will win NY. He is the epitome of who New Yorkers hate: tears down the city, tortures tenants so he can make a buck, builds oversized, gaudy, ugly buildings full of new money douchbags like Patrick Bateman. He is what destroys NYC. Not what makes it great. There is widespread agreement among the peasants, who vote.

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Salander, but you're right. With votes.

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Pretty much everyone in the UK is looking at America like an older sister who is watching their sibling try booze for the first time. No. Trump isn't good for you or anyone else.

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... looking closely at that pic, I see he really is short-fingered... well, except for the middle finger, but I expect that's because he exercises that one the most.

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