Moneybags Mitt Romney, a man who has by one estimate about as many dollars as there are adult humans in the United States, is trying desperately to woo his way into ordinary conservative voters' reluctant panties with outlandish claims that he is somehow "one of them" instead of just the guy who "owns them," but he fails at this because his pick-up lines are just
OK Mittens, because you're one of us I'm moving into your neighborhood. I’m putting up some of those plywood cutouts of fat ladies bending over in the garden, the house will be painted pink, I'll drive really old rusty American made cars that I will park in the street over night, I'm shopping for a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in fishnets that I will place in the window which I will always leave open as I walk around the house in my way too skimpy underwear. Howdy neighbor!
What he said.
He's unemployed. He's middle class. Is he also Spartacus?
Oh good lord. The wingnuts have gone so far around the bend that their heads are starting to catch up with their asses
you know mittens, back in the day when i had a job, we sometimes did work for bain. bain was feared - detested but feared. and respected.
this might be a better strategy for you than trying to be a 'man of the people'.
or maybe not. b/c either way, i just don't see you at 1600 pennsylvania avenue.
also mitt!! america is right now in mourning for the break up of REM so you should be respectful.
and you know fucking alito was SERIOUSLY pissed that he had to give up his dinner for this crap.
OK Mittens, because you're one of us I'm moving into your neighborhood. I’m putting up some of those plywood cutouts of fat ladies bending over in the garden, the house will be painted pink, I'll drive really old rusty American made cars that I will park in the street over night, I'm shopping for a lamp shaped like a woman’s leg in fishnets that I will place in the window which I will always leave open as I walk around the house in my way too skimpy underwear. Howdy neighbor!
People are corporations my friend.
<i>&quot;...those who have been hurt by the Obama economy.&rdquo;</i>
I haven&#039;t been hurt at all by the Obama economy. As for the Bush economy ... that&#039;s a different story.