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bobbert's avatar

So, almost as weird as people, is what you're saying?

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

Fucking while flying is great - Arthur Dent

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Jared James's avatar

Surely the Fourth and Fifth Second American Revolutions will be enough to inpeech the Evil Commie Muslin Usurper-King.

Unless the dragonflies eat them, of course.

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Shypixel's avatar

Snarkarok?

Ragnasnark?

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Mahousu's avatar

"Thoughtful" - there's always a catch, isn't there?

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Reddishrabbit's avatar

Maybe that explains the tan suite, all the rest were packed.

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Chris Grrr's avatar

I bet all of the 'R's are stripped from the computer keyboards just before they vacate.

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William's avatar

I seem to recall that at a press conference or interview of some kind a fly showed up and the religious crazies decided that it meant that Obama was, literally, the anti christ. I see that he has upped his game to giant dragon flies. Well played dark lord, well played.

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

There are tours around the Mall and Penn Ave with folks on Segways. I was just, you know, walking, but saw a bunch around the White House. Suppose they used <a href="https:\/\/c1.staticflickr.com\/7\/6232\/6275148092_ae058442ac_z.jpg" target="_blank">Ural Motorcycles</a> instead?

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Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

I think they have been living with imaginary numbers for a while. This however may lead them to entirely new realms of numbers. Things we cannot conceive. However, these entirely new numeric systems would still have to follow some kind of rules ... but you never know. Would 1*(entirely new number) < 2*(entirely new number). From some of what they are saying, this would not necessarily be the case.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

so can people, if they buy a first class ticket and slip the flight attendant a Benjamin

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He is truly Lord of the Dragonflies

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I was going to protest but... college football

Sorry Bamz, but I'm gonna be kinda busy until sometime after March Madness

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ViveLaProtestPayments's avatar

Somewhere, a bored dog is wondering why he didn't get to go to the White House today as promised.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

Snarkferno?

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Lefty Mark's avatar

This would have been <a href="http:\/\/26.media.tumblr.com\/tumblr_kwnlzdX8Ph1qzt4vjo1_r1_500.gif" target="_blank">my choice</a> for transportation.

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