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OG Blockhead's avatar

Part of me wants to crawl in my cryotube and wake up in 2028, but, hey, those Molotov cocktails ain't gonna make themselves

oRWvzh's avatar

Love you guys. But the expression is "hard row to hoe." Roads don't get hoed!

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Hoes sometimes get picked up on roads though.

Werewolf's avatar

The election in Israel this fall looks like it’ll be like the Hungarian election. A broad coalition of pro-democracy parties, left, center, and right taking power. All the polling is showing a crushing defeat for Bibi and his toadies in the Likud, the incompetent fascists Smotrich and Ben-Gvir, and the corrupt black-hatted draft dodgers.

Kateorite's avatar

Whoa that's so...hopeful! Gasp!

Hobbes17's avatar

Bibi might actually face some consequences unlike a certain orange toad.

tehbaddr's avatar

Good. Bibi is a monster!

Werewolf's avatar

As far as I know, he doesn’t eat canned clams.

What he is, is a crook and a liar, who brought actual monsters like Smotrich and Ben-Gvir into the government so he could retain his hold on power.

It’s actually a little sad-or would be, if it weren’t for the consequences. He grew up in the shadow of his older brother Yoni, the hero of the Entebbe rescue mission in 1976. He’s spent his life trying to prove to his cold asshole of a father that he’s worthy.

lmurr's avatar

I would love to see Bibi put in prison. Give the Mad Shitter something to think about.

devourerofpancakes's avatar

OT: Trump fired the board of the National Science Foundation. Unfortunately, his ballroom has not distracted him from utterly destroying science in America.

SkeptiKC's avatar

My immediate sentiments continue to be blisteringly ban-hammerable.

CzechJournalists's avatar

are there not lawsuits about that already?

devourerofpancakes's avatar

I'm sure there will be but that takes time and there is no guarantee that SCOTUS won't keep letting Trump destroy federal agencies.

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

is it possible to be fucking exhausted by the week when it only Monday?

wellllll,

it is nao, soooo thank fuck yrrrr

smoking lamp

it is lit nao, okay phew!

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

(dabs at eyes) It's a week away for me. Again. This will stop happening, as I have one last payment to zero out the credit card debt. I could, of course, cut back, but where's the fun in that?

zuludaddy (seam & key)'s avatar

I knooooooow!!

a llllllllllloooooongreach

gallbladder's avatar

[passes absinthe in return]

paperlesstiger's avatar

Honeymoon's over.

𝗨𝗸𝗿𝗮𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝘄𝘀 𝗨𝗽 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗵𝗯𝗮 𝗣𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝗔𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗗𝗿𝘂𝘇𝗵𝗯𝗮 𝗢𝗶𝗹 𝗗𝗲𝗹𝗶𝘃𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗲𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝗴𝗮𝗿𝘆

https://www.kyivpost.com/post/74581

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Can they both lose?

𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗚𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝗔𝗿𝗲 𝗙𝗶𝗴𝗵𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴, 𝗔𝗜 𝗘𝗱𝗶𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻

While Elon Musk and Sam Altman squabble over OpenAI’s corporate structure, the company has openly relinquished responsibility of ensuring safety.

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2026/04/the-girls-are-fighting-ai-edition/

Rhand Holm's avatar

The only way to settle that matter is Russian roulette with hand grenades.

weejee's avatar

Dear Sam, it is DoD, not DoW. Your using the wrong abbrv makes you a total and complete arsehole.

CzechJournalists's avatar

the DOW!!! the DOW!!! the DOW!!! the DOW!!! the DOW!!! the DOW!!! the DOW!!!

SayItWithWookies's avatar

Silly me -- I thought CPAC just lived off American fascist largesse, but apparently that wasn't enough, and they were taking money from Orban too. You know the problem with being a conservative is that eventually you run out of other people's money.

***Magyar told CNN that neither MCC nor CPAC would receive state funds under his government. ‘I believe the state should never have financed them in the first place. It was a crime. Mixing party financing with government spending from the state budget is, in my view, a criminal offense.'***

https://www.ms.now/opinion/new-hungarian-pm-says-government-was-funding-cpac-but-wont-anymore

Enter Ranting's avatar

Did Matt Schlapp even get to grab one Hungarian peen?

tehbaddr's avatar
1hEdited

They had CPAC Hungary and all the ball swogglers stateside cheering Orban on and extolling his virtues. Fucker Snarlson comes to mind.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Here's a dive into the ways that Orban filtered money through to Reform UK, and other right wingers, through think tanks etc.

https://www.desmog.com/2026/04/08/mapped-the-reform-farage-orban-network/

Undoubtedly there's more work to be done working out where else in the world he was funding "grassroots" populism.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Oligarchs gonna oligarch.

SunMoonStars's avatar

"White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt blamed rhetoric from prominent Democrats for the shooting on Saturday at the White House Correspondents’ Association (WHCA) dinner.

“This political violence stems from a systemic demonization of him and his supporters by commentators, by elected members of the Democrat party and even some in the media,” Leavitt told reporters at the White House press briefing on Monday.

“This hateful and constant and violent rhetoric directed at President Trump day after day after day for 11 years has helped to legitimize this violence and bring us to this dark moment,” she said.

Leavitt argued the “left-wing cult of hatred” against President Trump and his supporters has gotten multiple people hurt and killed, and it “almost did so again this weekend.”

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/5851255-democrats-rhetoric-trump-violence-whca-dinner/

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

If he didn't want people to call him out for being a fascist, perhaps he shouldn't have behaved like one, KKKaroline?

SunMoonStars's avatar

He thinks he can act anyway he wants and people should never question that because he's perfect in every way.

SkeptiKC's avatar

Seems to me that the vast majority of angry aggressors who've lashed out most viciously toward the Fetid Fascist are disillusioned Rethuglicons.

Can you imagine?

Enter Ranting's avatar

It's "Democratic Party," you complicit bitch.

Rhand Holm's avatar

I think a law suit is in order. Discovery can begin with the Epstein files.

SunMoonStars's avatar

We'd never get the truth. These assholes are worse than Bill Barr.

Richard S's avatar

Gee, Karoline. I didn't realize it was members of the "left-wing cult of hatred" who killed Alex Pretti and Renee Good (among others that I could name).

Anarchy Pony's avatar

What's the demonization? He acts like a fucking mob boss, promoting violence against his opponents literally for his entire political career. He has literally always acted like a thug, including his childhood. Any violent rhetoric is done in reaction and in kind against his own. And he his factually, legally, a rapist, and very probably a pedophile. There's no demonization, he just behaves like a demon.

Zonath of Ur's avatar

Calling Trump a pedophile rapist isn't really "demonization" since it's probably 100% true.

SkeptiKC's avatar

He's a convicted sex pest already.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Demented, corrupt, and incompetent aren't speculation.

DaveB's avatar

Nor are they a way to go through life.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Non stop projections.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Truth about him is systemic demonization. Uh huh.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Trump calls for Jimmy Kimmel to be fired after joke about ‘expectant widow’ Melania

President Trump is calling for ABC’s late-night comedian, Jimmy Kimmel, to be fired over a joke the host made last week with a punch line saying first lady Melania Trump has the “glow” of “an expectant widow.”

Kimmel’s joke came during an episode of his nightly show that aired just two days before a gunman tried to storm the annual White House Correspondents’ Association dinner on Saturday, an attack that authorities have said was targeting the president and other top administration officials.

https://thehill.com/homenews/media/5851166-trump-calls-kimmel-firing/

Fluffopotamus's avatar

Hit dogs be hollerin'. The more defensive they get about a statement the more truth there is to that statement. I bet she tells him to his face that she wishes he were dead on a regular basis.

Chemical's avatar

If they think jokes like that are hateful, then they are in for a real treat when the Big Beautiful Day comes

JustDontSayDittos's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSQ8tZ35t4U

On that promised morning

We will wake and greet the dawn

Knowing that your wicked life is over

And that we will carry on

We'll exhale

We'll high five

We will know at last

How great it is to be alive

Seek's avatar

The joke is funny because we all know she is going to be the happiest person in the world on that day. Barron will be set and she will have her slice and she can GTFO to wherever it is she wishes to live however that looks and she will never have to see, smell or touch that vile man again. I wouldn’t do it the first time but she and I have different responses to how much is enough.

fair_n_hite_451's avatar

There is no proof that Barron wasn't conceived in a test tube. She ALSO may never have touched him or his 10 picometer pole.

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

Fuck Trump.

Thin-skinned asshole criminal rapist.

lmurr's avatar

And pedophile.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I hope he never sleeps again. That motherfucker did this and these are the consequences of inciting violence and division. Couple that with his entire history of pedo and rapist.

ciaobella's avatar

Oh fuck off Donny

That’s a funny joke, and of course she’s waiting for you to fucking die.

As we all are.

And that is not a call for violence, it’s a call for just fucking die.

SunMoonStars's avatar

He threatened Obama during his 8 years. He had to beef up his security because of this fucking moron.

lmurr's avatar

Says the asshole that threatened to destroy an entire civilization.

SunMoonStars's avatar

After bombing a girls school.

ciaobella's avatar

That was a GPS oopsie, no harm, no foul.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

The headlines in my newsfeed today are a tad on the WHAT THE FUCK NOW side. However, this one caught my attention and I actually thought about how good it would feel to scream my fucking head off....if it weren't for the kitties and Paul.

From Really American on Substack

BREAKING: Senate Republicans say Hegseth has a failing grade and wouldn't be confirmed today, Melania demands ABC fire Kimmel, and King Charles lands to clean up Trump's mess

Seek's avatar

When Good King Chuck is racing to your side to fix things you are in a shit ton of trouble. None of those Windsors strike me as Brain Engineers

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

They can take their "we didn't think Pretty-Dumb-Pete would be THIS DUMB" and stick it where the sun don't shine!

Sometimes I yell into pillows.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

Hello there beautiful lady! The card is simply beautiful. It's always such a joy to open the mailbox and see a card from you. Thank you so much.

I have good news that I'm not sure you know about(?) I'll shoot you an email this evening.

Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Please do, I don’t believe I’ve heard💜

So happy y’all liked the card

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

NoNoNo! Not liked LOVED!(●'◡'●)

tek's avatar

we are in bizarroland these days.

paperlesstiger's avatar

"You're not doing Mad King right."

josephebacon's avatar

just waiting for Orbán to show up at Mar-a-Lardo...

Michael Bowen's avatar

He apparently owns property in Palm Beach.

Georgiaburning's avatar

There goes the neighborhood

Fluffopotamus's avatar

"Oh god, there's some gringos moving in next door. I bet there's a broken toilet and leaky transmission in the front yard by the end of the week."

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

We just had to wait for it. I guess the "build the ballroom" gaslighting didn't work.

𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗼𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝗟𝗲𝗮𝘃𝗶𝘁𝘁 𝗕𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗰𝗿𝗮𝘁𝘀 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗪𝗛𝗖𝗗 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗼𝘁𝗶𝗻𝗴

The White House press secretary said “there is no difference at all” between Democrats’ rhetoric and the written manifesto allegedly circulated by the suspect.

https://www.notus.org/trump-white-house/karoline-leavitt-white-house-correspondents-dinner-suspect-democrats

Seek's avatar

So all an American would have to do to use the White House Ballroom would be to invite the President. WHCA dinner? Invite Trump and you can have 2,000 of your closest friends at the WH. Little Shawna’s Bot Mitzvah? Invite the President and you can plan it here in case he agrees to come. Seems good for one and all?

Kateorite's avatar

So Leavitt, you think words matter do ya? And context? Is that what yr saying?

Anarchy Pony's avatar

It's not the dem's fault that the rhetoric is accurate and correct...

Hops: grrrr mad's avatar

And the girl in the corner said

"Boy, I want to warn you, it'll turn into a ballroom blitz"

Ballroom blitz,

ballroom blitz

Ballroom blitz,

ballroom blitz

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Doesn't she have maternity leave to fuck off to?

Kateorite's avatar

Birth & then years of jail. Wouldn't be my choice.

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

I wish her the longest, most painful childbirth experience in history. Like the 15 months of torture she's subjected the rest of us to, and then her head pops right off.

That's what I wish for that blond thing.

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

Sorry, KKKaroline, but it's coming out sideways

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Due to changes made by RFKook, Jr., there are no spinal anesthesia drugs available."

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

"The doctor advises you to stop screaming and pray modestly. Praise be."

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Damien Omen 2, IIRC.

JR's avatar

3 of the 32 states with Permitless Open Carry - IN, IA, LA

https://abcnews.com/US/police-investigating-potential-shooting-university-iowa-campus/story?id=132180231

Investigating a scene where multiple people have gunshot wounds as a "potential" shooting?

https://www.theadvocate.com/baton_rouge/news/mall-of-louisiana-markel-lee-video-arrest-brpd/article_46af09b7-31d7-4124-8728-0ba166c6e64c.html

Todd Blanche sez, this is NO TIME to be changing gun laws, not right now!

lmurr's avatar

This seems a little insane: "Indiana is an open-carry state, meaning anyone aged 18 or older who the state hasn’t deemed an “improper person” can legally possess a firearm in public without a license."

Seek's avatar

Same in AZ as far as I can tell. I’ve seen people doing it anyway. That’s why I quit going to Spring Training. I’m a namby pamby about people who are so insecure that they need to wander around with a loaded weapon, but my weapon of choice is a smart ass remark which could get me shot.

Parakeetist's avatar

That's also the source of all the gun problems in Chicago.

Chicago, IL is a very short drive away from Indiana. All the gang types go there to buy their guns, 'cause there are almost no rules about that in IN.

If only IN would get some sense into them, things might get a little better. After all, I think 0 people have enjoyed getting shot.

JR's avatar

You're welcome - this has been big news in the metro this weekend.

Has evaded my radar because of the WHCD.

Your comment has connected the dots.

Not even a gang - but an "improper person" can buy a gun if they lie.

This is one. twisted. story. How Talley got the gun from Burgos is still a mystery.

https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/04/27/feds-charge-indiana-woman-who-bought-gun-used-in-swedish-hospital-shooting/

https://blockclubchicago.org/2026/04/27/man-charged-in-shooting-that-killed-1-officer-wounded-another-at-swedish-hospital-report/

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

It's completely insane. This country. SMDH.

Rhand Holm's avatar

"Mike Diekhoff" Gosh, that name was designed for amusement.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

OT.

I'm home after 8 days without booze or bud.

I have decided that today will not be productive. You have all been warned.

That is all.

(The breakfast beer at the airport doesn't count).

Oliver Furman's PA's avatar

I'm glad you survived.

Parakeetist's avatar

Mom and I went to the liquor store next to the grocery place.

We got some wine and I got some whiskey. :)

We are now experiencing happiness.

We have not sipped our drinks yet, but we are prepared to.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

I'm going to pop to the shop and get some Haitian Rum. Its really good stuff.

gallbladder's avatar

Good heavens: What are you doing to yourself?!

clairence's avatar

"De-Viktor-Orbanification". I remember that song. It was a pretty catchy tune for its time.

josephebacon's avatar

Lee Greenwood will never sing it...

CzechJournalists's avatar

keep yelling at Flea to play it but he never listens. . .

gallbladder's avatar

Polka, wasn't it?

tek's avatar

Sinatra and Elvis both did great covers!