I have known people who were addicted to cocaine. I have been around them when they were on cocaine. They do not act like Hunter Biden sitting still in a courtoom.
They act like Deej on a 3am video rant in defense of the father who does not love him.
You’d think Republicans being on C-SPAN all the time would be boring as hell. Instead we’ve got regular The Adventures Of Hunter’s Magic Cock story hours and John Kennedy telling us how excited he is try his new strap-on. Hot!!
The "white privilege" remark betrays the right's tendency to adopt societal tropes w/o any relevance. As their use of the word "communist" as applied to Dems also reveals.
Crockett, Raskin, Moskowitz, Swalwell, Goldman, and more, they expose these magas to be idiots, hypocrites, and liars every single time. I'm all in for this bench.
Mace cracks me up. What an incoherent dimwit. “Win stupid prizes with the balls you don’t have to come here and spit in our faces, and such as.” Hunter is showing up. He’s present and not hiding from these buffoons. And once this becomes a federal lawsuit regarding compliance with the subpoena, Hunter and his actually competent lawyers will get the public hearing. Why are conservatives so terrified of Hunter Biden? Probably because he’s far more intelligent and candid and humble than they have answers for. He just might prove likable, and make the gop look petty and cruel. Plus, Hunter just rocks. Let’s admit it. Dude has his dick in the congressional archives while doing blow off a stripper’s butt. Jealous, conservatives?
Huzzah!! This this this. Hunter is no incel! He is terrifying to the likes of Comer. Frankly it's so super clear to me, and all with half a brain, that the dude Hunter is no angel and a hell of a guy. Also jeez, folks, imagine if Sporky had shown naked pics of a woman in open Congress. Ok? It's serious, what she did. Ffs!! Then if that woman came back like Hunter did, and dissed her like he did. Fuq yeah!
My🩶 vote is not only for the eloquence of Mr. Hurst, but for the words of Rep. Jasmine Crockett, a true patriot I hope to be able to vote for as president, should we survive this Wreck on The Highway of the Klown Kar Kawcus.
She said "Hunter" instead of "Mr Biden" when he walked out. Either they are on a first name basis or she is taking a whole fucking lot of liberties and should be addressed as "Empty" by any witnesses going forward.
"Two guys lighting each other's farts in a 69 position" is a metaphor for the ages
Nancy Mace accuses Hunter Biden of having no balls.
Empty Greene holds up photos of Hunter Biden proving that, yes, he does have balls.
So which is it, girlies?
Balls?
No Balls?
Side note: Nancy Mace is so odious that her side piece dumped her. Ah, I love the smell of karma in the air.
impassioned pointing while speaking - she has it as an art form
I have known people who were addicted to cocaine. I have been around them when they were on cocaine. They do not act like Hunter Biden sitting still in a courtoom.
They act like Deej on a 3am video rant in defense of the father who does not love him.
Hunter has ridden to Capitol grounds,
bides in the gallery by lawyers flanked.
Republican House Members all mill ‘round,
knowing they’ve been conspicu’sly ranked.
Dauphin Mace proffers the Parisian balls,
conjectures that Hunter has them no more.
But gentle Greene-sleeves by her art ensures,
That all (close your eyes, kids) see them full sore.
Comer and Greene’s Hog and Porny show scene,
made of stern fluff, belligerent canard,
is just the cry of a cheap figurine
elephant that has founded its graveyard.
How long, O ‘pubs, will you try our patience?
How long, O ‘pubs, ‘til you find your conscience?
You’d think Republicans being on C-SPAN all the time would be boring as hell. Instead we’ve got regular The Adventures Of Hunter’s Magic Cock story hours and John Kennedy telling us how excited he is try his new strap-on. Hot!!
I need Jamie Raskin to write a book on how not to prevent your head from exploding when you are assaulted with stupid.
Ta, Evan. Beautiful.
"But sure, whatever she needs to believe to sleep at night without smothering her own face with a pillow."
It's 6:30 am Eastern Time and I've already had my first laugh of the day.
Or, Evan, yer killin me. And that wasn't the only funny line!
I only wish Hunter had given Marge the backhand bird on his way out. That would've made my 2024
"Archer demonstrated that Comer’s and Jordan’s investigation is basically just two guys lighting each other’s farts in a 69 position."
FFS, I read these things in the morning before breakfast, this is too MUCH.
(loving it!)
Mace is an idiot, she knows Hunter has balls because Madge T Greene keeps showing them to everyone!
The "white privilege" remark betrays the right's tendency to adopt societal tropes w/o any relevance. As their use of the word "communist" as applied to Dems also reveals.
Yes, I keep saying "words have meaning!"
every time i see/hear jasmine crockett i fall more in love.
D's don't have a bench? my ass we don't have a bench.
Crockett, Raskin, Moskowitz, Swalwell, Goldman, and more, they expose these magas to be idiots, hypocrites, and liars every single time. I'm all in for this bench.
Mace cracks me up. What an incoherent dimwit. “Win stupid prizes with the balls you don’t have to come here and spit in our faces, and such as.” Hunter is showing up. He’s present and not hiding from these buffoons. And once this becomes a federal lawsuit regarding compliance with the subpoena, Hunter and his actually competent lawyers will get the public hearing. Why are conservatives so terrified of Hunter Biden? Probably because he’s far more intelligent and candid and humble than they have answers for. He just might prove likable, and make the gop look petty and cruel. Plus, Hunter just rocks. Let’s admit it. Dude has his dick in the congressional archives while doing blow off a stripper’s butt. Jealous, conservatives?
I think Hunter is good looking, like old Handsome Joe Biden.
"He just might prove likable, and make the gop look petty and cruel. "
Like they need any help with that.
Huzzah!! This this this. Hunter is no incel! He is terrifying to the likes of Comer. Frankly it's so super clear to me, and all with half a brain, that the dude Hunter is no angel and a hell of a guy. Also jeez, folks, imagine if Sporky had shown naked pics of a woman in open Congress. Ok? It's serious, what she did. Ffs!! Then if that woman came back like Hunter did, and dissed her like he did. Fuq yeah!
My🩶 vote is not only for the eloquence of Mr. Hurst, but for the words of Rep. Jasmine Crockett, a true patriot I hope to be able to vote for as president, should we survive this Wreck on The Highway of the Klown Kar Kawcus.
#presidentCrockett here to second that!!
She said "Hunter" instead of "Mr Biden" when he walked out. Either they are on a first name basis or she is taking a whole fucking lot of liberties and should be addressed as "Empty" by any witnesses going forward.
I noticed that as well. Marjorie Taylor Peen has no social sense at all. "What are the ROOLZ???"
Damn right.