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Influence peddling? As my dearly departed dad was fond of saying…you’re shittin’ I! You mean powerful American politicians use their positions to INFLUENCE persons and they are COMPENSATED fer the INFLUENCING??? You’re shittin’ I! Say it ain’t so. This is HIGHER than a high crime and MEANER than a misdemeanor! Hunter Biden can admit he accepted billions from enemies of the state to sell American secrets and to give aid and comforts to Communists and even discounts at Red Lobster. But did JOE??? And the banjo strums and the spoons are a slappin’ those knees.

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"tell us this man isn’t several drummies shy of a full KFC family bucket."

Thighs & Wings LIBELZ!!

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So we’re trying to hold everyone accountable. We’re trying to wrap this up.

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Oh, you're trying all right. Personally, I find you and your antics *extremely* trying.

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Oh Jesus, Evan, bouncing on his dick... No amount of brain bleach...

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How about the "turkey-baster"?

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Hasn't Comer heard of Acme? I'm sure he can get surefire damning Biden evidence from them that'll blow up in his face half as much as the shit he's got now.

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Gomer didn’t even ask Hunter a single question in the closed door hearing.

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Gomer wasn't even at the hearing. Chickened out, I guess.

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"then Lord willin’ and the creek don’t rise,"

Ya spelled 'crick' wrong...

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Appalachia vs Arkansas

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comer always manages to look like a petulant, concussed toddler - i'll give him his dues for really committing to a look and sticking with it

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You kinda have to admire his tenacity. And then laugh your ass off at his bottomless stupidity.

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yeah its not a great combo, but it sure is hilarious

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If Comer's con job had ever gotten any traction it might have taken the wind out of a lot of the "Biden's old and feeble-minded" bullshit, by making Joe look like a player. PAB brags about shady overseas deals all the time

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"They're not sending their best..."

Oh, wait. They are.

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The pressure on Comer is coming from trump. Because trump is an idiot and thinks this Kentucky Fried dumb shit can make fetch happen.

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Fun fact, my state has a banjo museum, and we might have a late-stage syphilis museum, depending on where Trump spots his presidential library.

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The banjo was actually brought to the Americas from AFRICA

Don't tell Donald or any of the rest of these redneck Confederate hicks

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Yeah, that will upset them, although their bullshit "country music" scene has largely forgotten banjos exist.

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Counterpoint: Tell them all. Loudly. Every time you see one. The mess from the exploding heads will be worth it.

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I don't want any of that mess on my clothes

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tfw you accidentally nuke your windows partition...

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I am sorry for your lots.

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For the folks in the back:

The point of these hearings and investigations is not to find evidence of criminal behavior from the Bidens. It is to delegitimize the entire concept of criminal investigations into public officials.

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You may have to say this more than once

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"...former business associates Tony Bobulinski..."

"...Alexander Smirnov..."

These names sound FOREIGN! I want birth certificates! Notarized birth certificates! And a written guarantee from the Screen Writers Guild that they had nothing to do with providing these names to Rep. Comer.

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