Wonkette. Love you but i’m 80, broke and disabled as well as hot as a two dollar pistol about @&)://)&@;!? ….rump. Fuck him , may he die in an afghan village of women with very sharp knives!
LOL. I think we may safely dismiss the blurps of the chiropractor who wrote this tendentious claptrap: "Satan’s Use of Language to Mislead and Entrap All of Society"
Virginia Foxx, R-NC, Enemy of Youth and Happiness. Supine Tool of the PowerMales of the GOP! As you saw in the rage she felt when a reporter asked a question of the new Speaker!
Because after that the party almost wasn't SACRED anymore.
You know the best part of this? The GOP lost the news cycle about their impeachment farce today, which was approved by the wingnut side of the House, because Hunter stole their thunder. Lol. They scheduled his deposition for the same day they voted on trying to impeach Joe. This is all idiotic, there is no basis to investigate, much less bring articles of impeachment. Our government is quickly devolving into meaningless, petty partisanship that depletes all meaning and weight to formerly consequential and grave last resorts like impeachment. According to modern day Republican logic, each side impeaches the other.
Just to be clear, the comment rules on ethics and nonviolence in effect here prevent me from saying someone should punch Troy Nehls in his dumb, politically toxic face. So I won’t say that. But the rules don’t stop me from hoping for things. What an asshole.
Ta, Evan. Unlike the *esteemed* members of Congress (or is that ass-steamed?) I've never seen Hunter's dick pics. I know he's struggled with addiction, and I hope this bullshit doesn't lead him to use again. I believe those disgusting scumbags want him addicted or dead, and I hope he stays strong.
They didn't actually show his penis in Congress. They had the actual organ covered with a black bar on the big, blown-up screen shot on the easel.
Of course, it was a pretty big black bar. I'm surprised they went ahead with this, since it immediately brings up thoughts of Dark Brandon's big swinging dick. I mean, he got it from somewhere in his genetic line. Not a good comparison to the mushroom.
Correct me if I am wrong, but hasn't Hunter Biden *already paid* whatever it was that he owed in back taxes, and also whatever penalties the IRS levied?
Yep, like a year or two ago. Paid in full, with penalties and interest. Most tax experts have pointed out that anyone else would be square with the IRS, who simply want their money. They are understaffed and focused on tax revenue. This is a political hit job, designed not to punish Hunter, but to embarrass Joe and hurt his reelection chances. If Joe is healthy and fit, he should blow Trump’s doors off. If he steps aside, Mayor Pete should meet with Joe and get his and Obama’s approval, and with his charisma and intelligence, blow Trump’s doors off. Because he’s young, so no ageism, and the only homophobes who wouldn’t vote for him are MAGA anyway. Trump in prison in ‘24, baby!
They're like the Nigerians with their letters. They don't seem to try very hard to be plausible. Maybe they are trying hard, but their excuses aren't good. What are their reasons for attacking every single witness that comes before them, as if that witness was a famous war criminal? When the witnesses are there to answer questions that only they can answer, since they're specialists either about the agencies where they work, or on subjects like say, covid or the southern border. Presumably, since the GOP blabs away on these subjects, they've asked the witnesses to bring them facts to help them solve these problems. Ha! Well-- how else can you expect them to deal with War Criminals or Fraudsters or Unamerican paper pushers who waste tax payer money? Give them a thrashing they'll never forget! Don't give them time to give their lying answer. Right Josh Hawley, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz? Mow them down like men would. Steve Bannon told you to destroy these Deep State people, so do it.
Going after them Buttigieg boys in the reboot in their electric F150 with the rainbow/transgender flag on the roof and a built-in shelf in the engine compartment perfect for changing diapers (with the raised hood providing shelter during inclement weather).
Wonkette. Love you but i’m 80, broke and disabled as well as hot as a two dollar pistol about @&)://)&@;!? ….rump. Fuck him , may he die in an afghan village of women with very sharp knives!
I loved Hunter's statement. Short version "I dare ya!"
But the long version was much better.
All hail Saint Hunter! Let’s all do some blow to celebrate.
“We will not provide special treatment because his last name is Biden.”
Whew. Dodged a bullet there. I was sure he would be treated with kid gloves "because his last name is Biden.”
https://substack.com/@maryltrump/note/p-139784077?r=1aws8v&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
You all are psychotic.
LOL. I think we may safely dismiss the blurps of the chiropractor who wrote this tendentious claptrap: "Satan’s Use of Language to Mislead and Entrap All of Society"
Again, you are psychotic. Look up the definition.
Alan don't get no respect, possibly because he's not a very good troll.
The End.
NC Rep Virginia Foxx (the famous “shut-up” lady - https://www.businessinsider.com/gop-lawmaker-tells-reporter-shut-up-mike-johnson-2020-election-2023-10) again photo bombs a GOP leadership press conference... How proud Republicans must be with that lineup!
Who is the woman in lavender? Wasn’t she also the woman shouting down a reporter during Mike Johnson’s first press conference?
Virginia Foxx, R-NC, Enemy of Youth and Happiness. Supine Tool of the PowerMales of the GOP! As you saw in the rage she felt when a reporter asked a question of the new Speaker!
Because after that the party almost wasn't SACRED anymore.
You know the best part of this? The GOP lost the news cycle about their impeachment farce today, which was approved by the wingnut side of the House, because Hunter stole their thunder. Lol. They scheduled his deposition for the same day they voted on trying to impeach Joe. This is all idiotic, there is no basis to investigate, much less bring articles of impeachment. Our government is quickly devolving into meaningless, petty partisanship that depletes all meaning and weight to formerly consequential and grave last resorts like impeachment. According to modern day Republican logic, each side impeaches the other.
Just to be clear, the comment rules on ethics and nonviolence in effect here prevent me from saying someone should punch Troy Nehls in his dumb, politically toxic face. So I won’t say that. But the rules don’t stop me from hoping for things. What an asshole.
Maybe he'll be walking down the street and a precariously suspended piano will fall on him. These things can just happen.
Ta, Evan. Unlike the *esteemed* members of Congress (or is that ass-steamed?) I've never seen Hunter's dick pics. I know he's struggled with addiction, and I hope this bullshit doesn't lead him to use again. I believe those disgusting scumbags want him addicted or dead, and I hope he stays strong.
They didn't actually show his penis in Congress. They had the actual organ covered with a black bar on the big, blown-up screen shot on the easel.
Of course, it was a pretty big black bar. I'm surprised they went ahead with this, since it immediately brings up thoughts of Dark Brandon's big swinging dick. I mean, he got it from somewhere in his genetic line. Not a good comparison to the mushroom.
Correct me if I am wrong, but hasn't Hunter Biden *already paid* whatever it was that he owed in back taxes, and also whatever penalties the IRS levied?
It's Never Okay If You're A Democrat.
Yep, like a year or two ago. Paid in full, with penalties and interest. Most tax experts have pointed out that anyone else would be square with the IRS, who simply want their money. They are understaffed and focused on tax revenue. This is a political hit job, designed not to punish Hunter, but to embarrass Joe and hurt his reelection chances. If Joe is healthy and fit, he should blow Trump’s doors off. If he steps aside, Mayor Pete should meet with Joe and get his and Obama’s approval, and with his charisma and intelligence, blow Trump’s doors off. Because he’s young, so no ageism, and the only homophobes who wouldn’t vote for him are MAGA anyway. Trump in prison in ‘24, baby!
Do you really think that's going to make even an iota of difference to people hell-bent on smearing him and his family?
No -- But then, what is it that they want him to do, exactly?
FYI for Wonkette Movie night...
Tubi just added a bunch of classic movies on their FREE app
-The Women (the superior 1939 version. I probably talk about that movie way too much. LOL. It's just one of my favorites)
- Auntie Mame
- The Adventures of Robin Hood
And a bunch of others!
The Women is a masterpiece.
Isn't it though?! Gah!
Fitness instructor: "Let's begin with posture. A lady always enters a room erect."
Sylvia: "Most of my friends exit horizontally."
Peggy: "Oh I wish I could make a little money writing the way you do!"
Nancy: "If you wrote the way I do, that's just what you'd make."
And my VERY favorite:
The Countess De Lauve: "Get me a bromide! And put some gin in it!"
LMAOOO
"LET's have another little DRINKIE!!!!"
"I'm your girl, Countess!"
I really do not know how people can belong to a political party that is so BAD. Their governing, messaging, and not helping regular people is unreal.
They're like the Nigerians with their letters. They don't seem to try very hard to be plausible. Maybe they are trying hard, but their excuses aren't good. What are their reasons for attacking every single witness that comes before them, as if that witness was a famous war criminal? When the witnesses are there to answer questions that only they can answer, since they're specialists either about the agencies where they work, or on subjects like say, covid or the southern border. Presumably, since the GOP blabs away on these subjects, they've asked the witnesses to bring them facts to help them solve these problems. Ha! Well-- how else can you expect them to deal with War Criminals or Fraudsters or Unamerican paper pushers who waste tax payer money? Give them a thrashing they'll never forget! Don't give them time to give their lying answer. Right Josh Hawley, Jim Jordan, Matt Gaetz? Mow them down like men would. Steve Bannon told you to destroy these Deep State people, so do it.
Why does Moses Johnson let these two imbeciles do the Speakering of the House?
I believe he's a bit busy monitoring his son's masturbatory habits.
Ugh. I think we just discovered peak creep.
In the last picture Comer is channeling Boss Hogg impeccably - No Notes!
Going after them Buttigieg boys in the reboot in their electric F150 with the rainbow/transgender flag on the roof and a built-in shelf in the engine compartment perfect for changing diapers (with the raised hood providing shelter during inclement weather).
Love it!
Boss Hogg's dumber cousin.