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kmblue187's avatar

Hunter sure looks like Handsome Old Joe Biden.

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abbienormal's avatar

When they drag him into a courtroom and ask him if he has been addicted to uppers while owning a firearm, the system will be working.

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Robert Weber's avatar

True. James Madison balanced the ancient democracy of Greece with the more modern Roman senate. And, for over 200 years it held until our #Semiquincentennial (“One half of 500 years”) on July 4, 2026.

“Nothing Really Matters” by #Queen

Verso Uno

“Is this the real life?

Or, Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!

Verso Duo

He’s just a rich boy, from a rich family!

Spare him his life for these (34) counts of monstrosity!

#Bismillah! No! We will not let him go!

Verso Tres

Scara-mouchi, Scara-mouchi …!

Will you do the #Fandango?

“Easy come, easy go …

Will you let me go?” ~ Donald Trump

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia!

Mamma mia, let him go!

#Beelzebub has a devil put aside for #Trump … For #Trump!

For #Trump!!

Verso Quattro

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, #MAGA!

You can't do this to me, #MAGA!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Verso Cinco

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see!

It’s any way the wind blows … For #D.T.!

Pass the #Kool-Aid, Suckers!

#Chiaro-Oscuro … (“Clearly Occluded”)

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willi0000000's avatar

shame he suspended his campaign . . . i was going to vote for him.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The side-by-side optics of how Hunter Biden and Donald Trump are treated by the legal system going through the process at the same time is not going to be good for Republicans.

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Marla's avatar

Nah. The 'Pubbies just drag out the old 'Biden Crime Family' meme like that's actually A Thing, when the only actual crime family is the one whose capo has been convicted of 34 felonies, is an adjudicated rapist, owes nearly $450 million in fines for fraud, + $83 million to the woman he raped and defamed.

Their tunnel vision is simply astonishing.

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Janet M Jensen's avatar

Especially given the scope of Trump family IRS fuckery

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Julie Duggan's avatar

And remind me again - how is President Joe Biden weaponizing the doj and the courts against the Republicans and Dumpster as the fascists claim? 🤔

Nor will Biden pardon his son.

And what would Dumpster do if this were his son? We all know what he would do.... he would weaponize the courts to save his son then take those that investigated his son for crimes and throw them in prison.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. I. Just. Can't.

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Queen Méabh's avatar

So the moral here is if you are an addict, don't write a book about it.

But the real moral here is that thousands of other people did the same thing that Hunter Biden did and were not prosecuted for it, so I amend that moral to "If you are an addict and a famous person or the son of a famous person, don't write a book about it."

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Void's avatar

Yeah maybe don’t admit to crimes unless as a hypothetical

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The Blessed Reverend's avatar

"IF I did it" by O. J. Simpson

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plushie dragon's avatar

at least not until your immediate relative is out of office

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Lawrence Frank's avatar

This definition would prohibit smokers from buying guns because they are addicted to a stimulant (nicotine). The definition does not require, by its plain language, that the addiction is to an unlawful or controlled substance:

“an unlawful user of, or addicted to, marijuana or any depressant, stimulant, narcotic drug, or any other controlled substance,”-that is, unlawful modifies user but it don’t make grammatical sense for it to modify “or addicted to”.

And, by the way, nicotine is a controlled substance at least because it is illegal to sell it to minors. It is therefore “controlled.” Ditto for alcoholics. So let’s get arrestin’ and convictin’ them freedom-loving gun-toters. And don’t get me started on freedom and guns-who feels at liberty to speak their mind to some j-hole holding a firearm?

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PamVotesBlue's avatar

I really enjoyed that headline. I don't like tge petty goings on of the right. Trying to impeach a president on no ground but, only to please a twice impeached convicted felon.

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Owlftr13's avatar

Wait until Abby Lowell files an appeal!

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Elle J's avatar

They’re still not happy though.

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Robert Weber's avatar

True. James Madison balanced the ancient democracy of Greece with the more modern Roman senate. And, for over 200 years it held until our #Semiquincentennial (“One half of 500 years”) on July 4, 2026.

“Nothing Really Matters” by #Queen

Verso Uno

“Is this the real life?

Or, Is this just fantasy?

Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality!

Verso Duo

He’s just a rich boy, from a rich family!

Spare him his life for these (34) counts of monstrosity!

#Bismillah! No! We will not let him go!

Verso Tres

Scara-mouchi, Scara-mouchi …!

Will you do the #Fandango?

“Easy come, easy go …

Will you let me go?” ~ Donald Trump

Oh, mamma mia, mamma mia!

Mamma mia, let him go!

#Beelzebub has a devil put aside for #Trump … For #Trump!

For #Trump!!

Verso Quattro

So you think you can love me and leave me to die?

Oh, #MAGA!

You can't do this to me, #MAGA!

Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here!

Verso Cinco

Open your eyes, look up to the skies and see!

Nothing really matters, anyone can see!

It’s any way the wind blows … For #D.T.!

Pass the #Kool-Aid, Suckers!

#Chiaro-Oscuro … (“Clearly Occluded”)

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Newton’s 2nd Law's avatar

Why isn’t the NRA filing an amicus on Hunter’s behalf?

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Tessie's avatar

Say, you know who ELSE's son has a history of drug problems and has shitloads of guns?

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Tessie's avatar

Completely overshadowed Stinky's meeting with his probation officer.

Probably a coincidence, huh?

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bluePNWcats's avatar

This is such bullshit! Fuck Donald Trump and every one of his fans and his children! See I put his children after his fans, just like he always has. Bless their hearts and they'd better be relieved that I haven't yet figured out how to psychically immolate a motherfucker. Yet.

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Tessie's avatar

I always thought Carrie White got a bit of a bad rap.

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