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H0mer0's avatar

and a Pulitzer prize was when one of his goons would kick you in the nuts*...Good times....

*I lifted that from a "The Daily Show" segment. It just seemed to fit here or it might just be that I just don't want to get back to charting stuff.

RevZafod's avatar

Nah, I say it'll look more like the one in the background, and before/after of Trix's reaction when she sees Trixel's eyes.

Estebe Rey's avatar

This abusive practice, and many others, are all the direct and foreseeable result of anti-tax crusading.

RevZafod's avatar

Know why they built the capitol building that way? They knew that the river would rise and there'd still be some usable office space. Of course, that was before the climate change deniers took over.

impeachrinserepeat's avatar

They can still wear the eye patches and say, "Arrrgh!", right?

DahBoner's avatar

Damn! Property rights. Due process.

Someone in Montana has been touching the Constitution... http://media4.giphy.com/med...

DahBoner's avatar

It's impossible to use Kirby Delauter's name without first asking Kirby Delauter's permission, since Kirby Delauter is like God or maybe Captain Kirk...

http://media0.giphy.com/med...

Helena Handbag's avatar

So no new margarita machine?

BoatOfVelociraptors's avatar

Nice to know Vlad the Impala has a safe state nearby.

VasilyTheCognitiveDissident's avatar

One merely has to provide the community with evidence that you, a family member or friend knows how to tell a good dick joke.

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Fuck. Now how they gonna pay for those black helicopters and armored personal carriers they use to control the black bears?

FlownOver, Unraptured's avatar

I'll wait for Maury to weigh in on this.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

At least we know the decommissioned A-10s will all have new homes.

riledupone's avatar

Well, people do get busted flat there.