Hutchison Will Resign Senate Seat to Vanquish Rick Perry
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True fact: Texas has had the same governor since the 1970s, when a man with a thickly feathered coif captured the hearts of many Texan ladies and cowboys. His name was Rick Perry, and he decided to keep running for governor every four years because voters were too dumb and lazy to ever notice that the ballot didn't change.
Hutchison Will Resign Senate Seat to Vanquish Rick Perry
Hutchison Will Resign Senate Seat to Vanquish…
Hutchison Will Resign Senate Seat to Vanquish Rick Perry
True fact: Texas has had the same governor since the 1970s, when a man with a thickly feathered coif captured the hearts of many Texan ladies and cowboys. His name was Rick Perry, and he decided to keep running for governor every four years because voters were too dumb and lazy to ever notice that the ballot didn't change.