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Mark Linimon's avatar

"Listen here, you little shits." Oh hell I felt for sure it was Evan.

Maybe's avatar

More evidence (as if it were needed) that the most important thing in the universe for congresscritters is keeping their own jobs. That's why they won't get rid of the corrupt special interest money that fouls our elections--they're the ones getting the money. And they serve their rich 'constituents' well 'cause they want more of that money. Occasionally they also have to lie to the voters, including totally contradicting previous statement. Lying doesn't cost them a cent.

Jane's avatar

A little to late!

Emil Muz's avatar

Can someone explain to me like a five year old why there aren't about 60 billion ICE agents roaming hither & yon throughout Miami-Dade 24/7?

Salazar, huh? That's not a very WASP-y sounding name...

Maybe's avatar

Apparently it is to her.

tegrat's avatar

Hi Maria! Papers please....

Sally Lunn's avatar

Bwahahahahaha. This story is hi-larious.

Old Flint's avatar

I am an optimist. I see it as the dam beginning to leak, if not starting to break. Republicans in office are tired of Trump, they can read polls as well as anybody, the know the fat felon is toxic. Once his power over them fades, they will drop him like a bad habit.

My guess is, if the blue wave is big enough, they will gleefully vote to impeach and convict in the Senate.

Maybe's avatar

But they won't drop their corruption and bad behavior. They just want have trumpy as their lead dog anymore, but they'll find another. Most of them will try to become that other.

Jen Is Discrete's avatar

So right before the election she suddenly has a change of heart? That's sure one coincidence!

I do hope no one will fall for that.

I also hope The Pivot costs her the bigot base.

Old Flint's avatar

I agree. Except any Republican speaking against Trump is still a good thing. It has to raise his blood pressure and trigger the rage which hopefully leads to a nice massive cerebral hemorrhage

US Blues's avatar

The leopards would never eat MY face. 🤬

Menotsure's avatar

🎶Elvira, Elvira,

Her hair's on fire

Elvira

"Trump is a

Trump is a

Trump is a

Shithead

I think my comfy-ass job''s

Gonna be dead.

Hey you shithead, go away.🎶

Apologies to The Oak Ridge Boys

Free beach's avatar

Great you remind me tomi lahren is still alive. Thanks.

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Amazing how treating six year old asylum seekers like criminals caused Pedo47’s support among Latinos to fall apart.

G-7 in Space's avatar

With all the Cubans Trump's been deporting I'm surprised Lil Marco can go anywhere near Little Havana....

Free beach's avatar

Well dumpy did say he wants to demolish the Kennedy center. That keeps em in check.