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5. Sarah Palin

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THIS

they know good and well that they are full of shit, yet they do it anyways because it scores points with the mouth breathers

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Paid for with money borrowed from China.

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I am not unacquainted with that particular feeling, to tell you the truth. I never tried to call in a drone strike, but I thought about it.

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The pentagon probably has some gay bombs leftover from the cold war ...

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I thought he was shooting up urban streets or "targets of opportunity" as they say

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Dear John letter: No one loves you. Go away.

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He does say something logical, about twice a year. And apparently that is enough to excuse the other 363 days a year where he is completely full of shit- at least according to the beltway media

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yeah, but that was then...

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I'm pretty sure only Cindy McCain gets to be called a cunt, at least according to John

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Walnuts is wrong about just about everything in life and is the quintessential warhawk for whom every problem in the world requires bombing someone or something, but he did make one salient point (though not intentionally, I'm sure). That point is that Rand Paul is a hypocritical opportunist who is full of shit. Pay attention, Paultards: your boy (just like his father would have) took those supposedly fervent anti interventionist core principles and threw them right under the bus the moment he stuck his finger in the air and detected a slight change of direction in the primary winds. Just like his dad, he's a fraud who spouts populist bullshit to suck in the gullible. Think he's anti war and pro drug legalization or anti surveillance state? Sure he is- right up to the point where 50%+1 of his potential voter base feel otherwise. Obviously, that doesn't make him a whole lot different from any other politician, except for his fawning base of groupies that smugly believe he is...

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dear republicans:

we have been bombing ISIS. you know this. american boots on the ground cannot fix ISIS. you know this. the american people will not stomach any more boots on the ground. you know this. there is not (and never really has been) a viable moderate opposition. you know this. there are no good choices in handling ISIS or syria (or ukraine). you know this.

the LAST time you had an opportunity to weigh in on using force (summer of '13) you all declined to support the commander in chief's call for limited military action.

you are the most reckless, obstructionist, unpatriotic opposition in living memory.

oh, yeah and fuck you sideways with a blunt object.

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Was it a week that had a Sunday in it? Then yes.

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I'll listen when he sincerely apologizes for Palin.

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FTW, with the Stay-Puft/Limpballs comparison!

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