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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Who was the exoric meat?

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Mahousu's avatar

SAT analogy question:

(Tucker Carlson) is to (Foggy Bottom) as (anything) is to (exactly the same thing).

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Ikimizi's avatar

Probably none of my business, but I am curious about your veterinarian's reaction to your skullfucking preference.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

And he came back the same way.

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Lefty Mark's avatar

My doc is a très belle femme, which means that I can't get that good Barry Bamz health insurance fast enough!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

I'll tell you what! If the Bush Administration flunkies had read (and possessed the native wit to understand) Sir Winston Churchill's "The Story of the Malakand Field Force" they would have rethought the whole invade Afghanistan thing.

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Actually it was a "cactus" - the pricks were on the outside.

(Thank you, Tom Wolfe!)

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Or was it exotic meets?

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chascates's avatar

Government IS the problem!

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TundraGrifter's avatar

Nope. That would be an Opt In.

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