Is it weird that we can see her notifications on the facebook screen capture? That means PU guy was logged in as her, right? And why does he hate the second amendment? Those guys ARE in Florida, and might need to stand their ground if they happen to run into some nitwit neighborhood watch guy.Good luck on the new job, glad it's not in Florida.
“We could reduce it overnight if they would defund this evil organization and put it on the national debt. Man, we could get out of debt immediately.”
I haven't been to my local abortionplex lately, though I probably should swing by, as my Obamaphone could use a new battery and I'm always looking for new sources of crab legs. Anyway, are they nice? They must be to be causing all of our debt.
Thanks Florida Correspondent for all the laughs. Florida does indeed seem to be hell on Earth, and I'm glad I can read about the front lines from my home in NC.
Is it weird that we can see her notifications on the facebook screen capture? That means PU guy was logged in as her, right? And why does he hate the second amendment? Those guys ARE in Florida, and might need to stand their ground if they happen to run into some nitwit neighborhood watch guy.Good luck on the new job, glad it's not in Florida.
NOOO! I love the Florida Roundup!
Great work, and I'll miss ya, mystery ex-Florida Correspondent.
If you are in central NC and you find yourself in need of a fine single malt scotch, Gorillionaire can oblige.
You and me both, HH.
I am stuck here and I used to think that Carl Hiassen novels were getting more and more unlikely.
No more.
Florida Rounder-Upper, you will be missed! Thank you for your service!
And so say all of us.
The pas de quatre seals the deal.
We will miss you but I suspect you will find the migration to Carolina from Florida is from the fire to the fry pan. Fare thee well.
Congratulations on your ejaculation, America's Peen Correspondent – you will be sorely jizzed.
I thought it was the beat.
Sorry to see you go, but honestly, there is probably no other weekly topic that is so rich in material. Cripes.
“We could reduce it overnight if they would defund this evil organization and put it on the national debt. Man, we could get out of debt immediately.”
I haven't been to my local abortionplex lately, though I probably should swing by, as my Obamaphone could use a new battery and I'm always looking for new sources of crab legs. Anyway, are they nice? They must be to be causing all of our debt.
Thanks Florida Correspondent for all the laughs. Florida does indeed seem to be hell on Earth, and I'm glad I can read about the front lines from my home in NC.
Spearmint Rhino libul!
"A Wonkette's Flori-DUH Swan Song" a
ZOMG You made the Politico Florida Playbook email today, Wonkette/Twitter-Kaili in particular!
YOU WON THE MORNING!!!
A suggestion? Be careful how much you tan in summer.
That was terrible. Well done.