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Littorally Speaking's avatar

But they *never* make adorbs videos of Giant Fast Lorises. 😾

Runfastandwin's avatar

The Pygmy Slow Loris

may be slow

but she's got

plenty of places to go

M-X's avatar
Feb 16Edited

Can't fool me, lady: that's a fuckin' baby Ewok.

GEM's avatar

Adorable!

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Loris, Loris, my heart adorses.

Holly - Lima Charlie's avatar

This is one of my favorites! These guys are so completely adorable.

https://substack.com/profile/439485293-holly/note/c-215287789

S. E. B.'s avatar

Toxic Elbow Gland: a)great name for an alt-rock band, and b)useful tool for when being dragged out of one's car by gov't thugs.

Menotsure's avatar

A loris may be tiny

A loris may be slow

But loris lore is teaching me

Some things I did not know.

I too, was once nocturnal

And loved to play at night

But now I live for morning gifs

To make things seem more right

Michael's avatar

Loris exploris.the foris!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

It’s slow, but poisonous; it had to have originated in Australia and made its way to Asia.

tehbaddr's avatar

Tiny, has hands, forward facing eyes, no tail, TINY PRIMATE!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

Mama loris: That's right, little one, the secret to climbing is to take it slow. That's the secret to everything!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

The slow pigmy loris will be extinct...

UNLESS.

The Wanderer's avatar

Leetle babby loris!

Miss Grundy's avatar

What a sweetie cutie pie! Time to cut into the paczki I purchased yesterday. It has to be scarfed down before Wednesday. I'm still on the lookout for a Dubai Chocolate paczki.

Sallyfemina's avatar

Since All The Lunar Holidays are this week, I stocked up at both the Chinese market and the Muslim one. Oh, baby, I got so many cheap goodies it's an embarrassment of riches and since I gave up Lent for Lent, I will be eating them for the next month. Well, the bao are only going to last this week at most.

Notorious J.I.M.'s avatar

Paczki season is one of my favorite times of year.

Linda1961 is proudly woke's avatar

What a cutie pie!

Free beach's avatar

Blessed are the meek for they will inherit this shitshow.

-some hippie.

Michael Bowen's avatar

I'm just curious - why is Alito retiring first? He's two years younger than Clarence Thomas. Does Thomas think he'll get a fancier RV (excuse me, motor home) than the one John Oliver offered him a couple of years ago?

Androgenous AF's avatar

In that you make jewelry... Check out the Ethiopian opals I mentioned above... I highly recommend using diamond dust to polish... And for more than Opal, if you haven't been using it.

Tim Delaney's avatar

Not really a visual arts person, which is a shame since I am from Philadelphia. But I did see that a lot of people went to both museums today, with long but happy lines. So that was good to see.

Nora's avatar

“proactive to make sure that we have the Right people voting, electing the Right leaders.” FIFY

That's how I read it.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I am PISSED and livid at the moment. I know it’s a bit late for posting in tabs, but I have to get this out of my head before I explode.

I didn’t get any SNAP benefits on the 95) like I was supposed to. Or in January, although I didn’t realize that. So I called the state. And that’s where things get stupid.

Automated system. Check case status? “Your case was closed February 1st because.” No explanation given. Never received a letter or a phone call. And because today and tomorrow are state holidays, nobody is there to answer the phone.

I need food. And because of my foot I can’t go anywhere to get food, even if there were options. If I could just buy it, that would be grand, but I still have to make my next rent payment and phone bill, and with another surgery next week I have no idea how much longer I’ll be without an income.

Spiraling? Definitely. Livid? Of course. Now severely depressed and anxious? You better believe it.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

This totally sucks. I'm so sorry it's happening to you.....

Where do you live? Is there anyone here that lives near you that could bring you something?

My daughter and I are volunteering with Meals On Wheels. Might that be an option? Do they have a branch near you? https://www.mealsonwheelsamerica.org/

I know they say for elderly patients, but they might be able to help.

Here's another link to find help: https://www.findhelp.org/

Hopefully you can find something to tide you over until you can get this shit sorted out.

Again, very, very sorry you're going through this!

I wish I lived closer to you!!

Cajun Kid's avatar

Unfortunately, I'm neither elderly nor disabled enough for Meals on Wheels, although it is a fantastic idea.

I just...needed to vent. Today really is a shitshow, it seems.

Chino Cherokee's avatar

It's always perfectly fine to vent!!!

(.....I do want to hear about you EATING, too!!)

Best of luck.

cynmac's avatar

I am hoping that you can resolve the SNAP issues tomorrow and praying that your surgery goes well.

Cajun Kid's avatar

I won’t be able to talk to anyone about my SNAP case until likely Thursday or Friday because of Mardi Gras. It’s pissing me off

Fool's avatar

If they can't find voter fraud, then by golly they'll MAKE voter fraud

Wookiee Monster's avatar

Ossoff: "Among today's false prophets are the election deniers who indulge this president's obsession with overturning the 2020 election. Hear me when I say this -- they tell a lie so absurd, and therefore so debasing to tell, that the act of telling it proves the teller's total and humiliating submission."

https://substack.com/@aaronrupar/note/c-215356600?r=x9ha&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action

M-X's avatar
Feb 16Edited

Hey now, that is a familiar name. No, not in the Gross Men file, the artist with the big show in L.A., Robert Therrien. I was acquainted with him in Phoenix until he split for L.A., and they (can't recall his wife's name) had the wildest fucking shows. Also named their kids Carbon and Tesla. I have photos with us at some party, Bob, some Sun City Girls band member, me, whoever.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Afternoon spuggers, all well? That list of people who have enfuckened themselves with Epstein is very light on US citizens.

G-7 in Space's avatar

"Utah’s GOP-led campaign against an independent redistricting commission there is in big trouble after the company they paid $4.3 million to collect signatures, Don Junior-promoted Patriot Grassroots, "

It's always the grift...sucked up millions on this one-

Khavrinen's avatar

So lying under oath is perfectly fine, as long as you delete it from social media later. Got it.

Once again I have to wonder, why do they even bother to make people from the Trump administration "swear an oath", when it doesn't seem to make the least bit of difference to how much they lie?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Not that you came here for that."

Hey, now wait just one minute.

Pere Ubu's avatar

Dali aphrodisiac lobster telephone!

beb's avatar

Reality just came knocking on my door. For the form of a volunteer passing out whistles because ICE is in Detroit. Aarrggh.

Tza's avatar

James Ho will be so sad if Bove gets the nod over him.