What a sweetie cutie pie! Time to cut into the paczki I purchased yesterday. It has to be scarfed down before Wednesday. I'm still on the lookout for a Dubai Chocolate paczki.
Utah’s GOP-led campaign against an independent redistricting commission there is in big trouble after the company they paid $4.3 million to collect signatures, Don Junior-promoted Patriot Grassroots
I bet the Democrats are happy that they didn't get rid of the filibuster law. It's come in handy for whomsoever the piece of shit is that trump decides to nominate. I'm sure Vaught is vetting candidates for trump to pick from. And Vaught has also made flash cards so trump can be coached on pronouncing the names correctly.
Ta, Marcie. Ta, Martini. We slept in (what a luxury), so we haven't had breakfast yet, but darling husband Meccalopolis did serve our flowery green tea, and is putting together our fruit bowls. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.
Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last, catch up on any other vaccines you need, and if there are kids in your family, make sure they've had all their puppy shots also, too. Avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from us and everyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of dear departed friends like 27 Club member Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, as well as nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love and appreciate you, medicos of Wonkette), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Stay safe.
We have, among many, a magnet on our fridge, saying, “SILENCE GOP LIES.” It’s becoming a bit of a nagging irritant to see it all the time. Change comes slowly? But for-fucking-ever slowly?
Yeah, I'm quite confident that should Alito depart, Trump would find someone worse to nominate to his seat. And Alito is plenty bad. Dobbs was his greatest achievement, barf. He's proud of carrying on Scalia's work, double barf (Alito used to be nicknamed Scalito, because he was so anchored to the late, not lamented Scalia).
Well, it’s officially Spring. The demonic child who lives a few houses down & across the street just stepped outside and made several guttural monster yells.
Geez, thought the demonic child behind our house who got loose yesterday and screamed/cried/threw rocks at the fence all day was just our consequences for being sinners.
I swear to god the first time I found out this child even existed was two springs ago, when the father for some reason thought it would be a good idea to put this child in one of those toddler walkers, with a plastic whiffle ball bat, and let him bang on their garage door for 20 minutes straight.
Wut? The people from whom every accusation is a confession that are always whining about nonexistent voter fraud were making up fake signatures for their voter suppression gambit?
Shit! I have to leave you fine non-commenters, and Wonkette herself, to go be a human model for Mrs. Toomush's Drawing Class, a group of Monday morning enthusiasts (all women) willing to overlook (and in fact, intensify) my obvious defects and render their interpretations on paper. "Braver, not Better" is my advice to them! I'll be back, but, remember, today is The Cheboygan Project at The Hive, at 2:30 this afternoon. As always, I'm buying the first round!...
Since then, a Candian skip and someone from the UK team have had rocks removed from the house for "bad touch". And the Curling overlords (FISA maybe? can't recall) have said, "yeah, nah, we're not gonna monitor it all that closely ... back to calling it your ownselves".
And this was AFTER the Canadians' snarkily suggested that perhaps the Swedes should be in trouble for filming curling without the permission of the Olympic broadcasters.
A cracking cute critter for your hed gif. Learn more: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/pygmy-slow-loris
And your meme chat: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/552f94be-fdec-437a-905a-9a17f9a11d7f?utm_source=share
Adorable!
Loris, Loris, my heart adorses.
This is one of my favorites! These guys are so completely adorable.
https://substack.com/profile/439485293-holly/note/c-215287789
Toxic Elbow Gland: a)great name for an alt-rock band, and b)useful tool for when being dragged out of one's car by gov't thugs.
A loris may be tiny
A loris may be slow
But loris lore is teaching me
Some things I did not know.
I too, was once nocturnal
And loved to play at night
But now I live for morning gifs
To make things seem more right
Loris exploris.the foris!
It’s slow, but poisonous; it had to have originated in Australia and made its way to Asia.
Tiny, has hands, forward facing eyes, no tail, TINY PRIMATE!
Mama loris: That's right, little one, the secret to climbing is to take it slow. That's the secret to everything!
The slow pigmy loris will be extinct...
UNLESS.
Leetle babby loris!
What a sweetie cutie pie! Time to cut into the paczki I purchased yesterday. It has to be scarfed down before Wednesday. I'm still on the lookout for a Dubai Chocolate paczki.
Paczki season is one of my favorite times of year.
What a cutie pie!
Blessed are the meek for they will inherit this shitshow.
-some hippie.
Utah’s GOP-led campaign against an independent redistricting commission there is in big trouble after the company they paid $4.3 million to collect signatures, Don Junior-promoted Patriot Grassroots
Grifters grifting their own. Gotta love it.
Day 758 of the Epstein administration
What? Shit, did I oversleep! Did we win the midterms?
https://www.axios.com/2026/02/16/anthropic-defense-department-relationship-hegseth someone got a fat kickback from Musk
It's Monday with Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍🤓
I bet the Democrats are happy that they didn't get rid of the filibuster law. It's come in handy for whomsoever the piece of shit is that trump decides to nominate. I'm sure Vaught is vetting candidates for trump to pick from. And Vaught has also made flash cards so trump can be coached on pronouncing the names correctly.
Ta, Marcie. Ta, Martini. We slept in (what a luxury), so we haven't had breakfast yet, but darling husband Meccalopolis did serve our flowery green tea, and is putting together our fruit bowls. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.
Please, please stay safe. Wear a mask or two, wash your hands, sanitize when you cannot wash and let the sanitizer dry completely, stop touching your face, take Vitamin D, get a booster shot six months after your last, catch up on any other vaccines you need, and if there are kids in your family, make sure they've had all their puppy shots also, too. Avoid indoor and crowded outdoor gatherings and when you must meet, remove masks only to eat, drink, and take quick photos, and stay the fuck away from us and everyone with whom you do not share a roof. Do this because you love yourself, and because we love you, too. Do this in memory of dear departed friends like 27 Club member Treg and heroic Tony, Holly's pilot friend, as well as nearly eight million dead worldwide. Do this to honor the nurses and other frontline medical personnel (we love and appreciate you, medicos of Wonkette), especially ICU Hera Mrs Land Shark RN. Stay safe.
Slava Ukraini. 🌻🇺🇦💙💛
We have, among many, a magnet on our fridge, saying, “SILENCE GOP LIES.” It’s becoming a bit of a nagging irritant to see it all the time. Change comes slowly? But for-fucking-ever slowly?
Good morning. Just because.
Yeah, I'm quite confident that should Alito depart, Trump would find someone worse to nominate to his seat. And Alito is plenty bad. Dobbs was his greatest achievement, barf. He's proud of carrying on Scalia's work, double barf (Alito used to be nicknamed Scalito, because he was so anchored to the late, not lamented Scalia).
Well, it’s officially Spring. The demonic child who lives a few houses down & across the street just stepped outside and made several guttural monster yells.
I spotted the feral cat that wanders the neighborhood yesterday. Someone must have been feeding her, since she looked pretty healthy.
Geez, thought the demonic child behind our house who got loose yesterday and screamed/cried/threw rocks at the fence all day was just our consequences for being sinners.
Obligatory: why not both?
I swear to god the first time I found out this child even existed was two springs ago, when the father for some reason thought it would be a good idea to put this child in one of those toddler walkers, with a plastic whiffle ball bat, and let him bang on their garage door for 20 minutes straight.
My god, this father has two spawn in different locations apparently:( I hate having to keep our windows closed when it's nice out.
Wut? The people from whom every accusation is a confession that are always whining about nonexistent voter fraud were making up fake signatures for their voter suppression gambit?
This is my shocked face!
Shit! I have to leave you fine non-commenters, and Wonkette herself, to go be a human model for Mrs. Toomush's Drawing Class, a group of Monday morning enthusiasts (all women) willing to overlook (and in fact, intensify) my obvious defects and render their interpretations on paper. "Braver, not Better" is my advice to them! I'll be back, but, remember, today is The Cheboygan Project at The Hive, at 2:30 this afternoon. As always, I'm buying the first round!...
“Kristi Noem has now declared herself in charge of being “proactive to make sure that we have the right people voting, electing the right leaders.””
Yeesh. Even Boss Tweed would be like chill, lady, “Ixnay on all the raftgay. ::frantic sawing hand on the neck motion::”
Totally unexpected cheating scandal of the day : Via C&L
"F-Bombs Aplenty As Sweden Accuses Canada Of Cheating In Curling"
Tempers flared after a Swedish player accused a Canadian player of touching the stone past the hogline.
The hogline is meant to be sacred.
Fiends!
Violated the hogline?
Not kosher.
Local officials in Cortina have their hands full keeping Swedish curling hooligans from throwing down with the Canadian gangs.
The double touch is so 2026.
Since then, a Candian skip and someone from the UK team have had rocks removed from the house for "bad touch". And the Curling overlords (FISA maybe? can't recall) have said, "yeah, nah, we're not gonna monitor it all that closely ... back to calling it your ownselves".
And this was AFTER the Canadians' snarkily suggested that perhaps the Swedes should be in trouble for filming curling without the permission of the Olympic broadcasters.
It's all so "David and Alexis" up in there.
"...a Swedish player accused a Canadian player of touching the stone past the hogline."
Are we sure these aren't euphemisms for the main plot of a new sexy gay Netflix series?
"Curling Toes"?
If Homan isn't lying then everyone in the Trump administration should wear masks.
https://open.substack.com/pub/chrisgeidner/p/tom-homan-masks-trump-admin-accountability?utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=email
Too cute😊 Thanks Martini