Growing up our neighbors had a husky shepherd mix who loved sticking his nose under water and blowing bubbles, maybe because he could see how much us kids laughed.
My dogs have done that same thing and then run right over to me so they can dry off their faces on my shirt or pants. It's annoying as hell but cute at the same time.
My very fluffy good boy hates the rain, but loves going outside after and rolling around until he is soaking wet. Will he let me dry him off with the nice big beach towel until he is even more floofy and dry? Why, no, thank you for asking. He much prefers to walk over his bed of blankets on my bedroom floor and jump into my bed to roll around until he's dry. As you say, annoying as hell but cute!
𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 Shitler hates Swift, because she is everything he fantasizes himself to be, but is not, never has been, and never will be: smart, attractive, loved by millions, able to fill even the largest venues with a paying audience that won’t leave early, and an actual billionaire with no felony convictions who doesn’t have to spew racist slurs or desecrate veterans’ graves to get attention.
So are we going to have in-depth coverage of Melon's new book, or did The (the?) Guardian cover it well enough?
"There’s something weird going on with Melania Trump. I know that’s an evergreen statement – but bear with me, OK, because we’ve got a bit of a mystery on our hands. The former first lady, you see, has a memoir coming out on 8 October. There’s nothing particularly surprising about this: every grifter who spent five minutes in the Trump White House seems to have written a tell-all book. It was inevitable she would put pen to paper at some point. After all, if there’s a dollar to be squeezed from something – be that Mother’s Day jewellery, Bibles, steaks or cryptocurrency – you can be sure to find a Trump with their hands out." -- Arwa Mahdawi, The Guardian
One of the nicest things about induction single burners is that it makes the food porn so much more gorgeous. You have a single high speed camera, filming a single pot over a single burner, with no distractions of the rest of the stove.
My sister had a rant. I corrected my sister on a few points. My youngest aunt ranted back on her. I corrected a few of those. Now my aunt's unfriended both of us on Facebook, lol. Damme if they aren't basically the same person, though at least my sister had the sense to call and argue with me irl.
Aunt hasn't yet remembered that she's friended me on 2 Facebook pages & that I'm active on both. Maybe she will, or maybe I'll just be quiet for a while & she'll forget she unfriended my secondary account.
"Trump told Sean Hannity he was at even par, the Fox News host said after the incident on Sunday, while a source told CNN Trump joked that he was actually at two-under par and in the middle of a “wonderful game of golf.”
I've been fascinated by the story about the New York subway shooting. Seems the police saw a man jumping the turnstile and charged after him. They cornered him on a subway car so the man pulls a knife. The police start shooting. The fare jumper, two bystanders and one of the policemen are injured. All for what? Cheating the subway out of a fare that's probably less than $5. Also, now they can't find the knife and claim someone walked away with it. Sounds like something out of "Police Squad."
Sure would be a shame if the Chief Bloviator was unable to play golf due to “security “ and this made him even more unelectable and unfuckable (except to Laura Looner and her boobyknockers)
If I were he, I'd rebel against the system and fire the Secret Service. Which is something he wouldn't have had if USAmerica was a little smarter and hadn't elevated him to the White House to begin with, or if McConnell had green-lit the Senate convictions FO part of the FA impeachment process.
The Hells Angels were our de facto security in the Bay Area for lots of concerts and festivals. It got tense now and then, until Altamont happened and effectively ended the 60s.
The irony, that a convicted felon illegally possessing a gun, may have been targeting a person of that same description, Trump admitted to still having a gun at his NY PO meeting so there may be a difference of altered (blurred) serial # but who knows?!
Didn't the decision for the ‘incitement of violence’ exception to the First Amendment come out of an Ohio case?
You know who should be speaking out in defense of the legal Haitian population in our Country? Justice ACB, who has two Haitian children that she adopted, will their legal status be threatened by the Project 2025 ‘denaturalization' mass deportation?
"they were looking at this as a demented, violent kind of payback for the JD Vance couchfucking jokes. Not to minimize what they’re doing! Just digging through what makes these disturbed assholes tick, and there’s definitely been a sense of trolling with a lot of them, and from JD Vance himself, this sort of seething “take that” anger bubbling over."
This, too, is why right wing "humor" is almost never funny. It almost always is couched in grievance and punches down. Pun intended.
Da bear hates Tuesdays, hates whiny fascist narcissists, but loves Taylor Swift. It's your hed gif source: https://martiniambassador.substack.com/p/bear-ly-bubblin?r=angu9
And yer meme chat link for today: https://open.substack.com/chat/posts/cef7dd96-dd68-4598-a5cd-241f6bdb5b1d
I have a print of a painting by a good friend of a grizzly in a business suit, at a desk, roaring "I hate Mondays"
Also likes making bubbles in the water by farting.
Known to us fourth graders as a queer faced quezy!
Just having a good old relaxing time, down by the water. Happy.
like
If not friend, why friend shaped? Why!?!?!?!?
I see your bear and raise you a salty and three sharks…
https://www.tiktok.com/@vincentbatesfishing/video/7216860373222214914?app=1&embed_source=121374463%2C121451205%2C121439635%2C121433650%2C121404359%2C72778571%2C121331973%2C120811592%2C120810756%3Bnull%3Bembed_card_play&img=1&lazy=1&pid=video_embed&refer=embed&referer_url=iframely.publishing.yahoo.net%2F7aeNRHm%3Fv%3D1&referer_video_id=7414041518970899728&type=video
Let’s go swimmin’
Let's all sing an aire
To Bubbles the Bear
Who makes entertainment from
Water and air
You may think him lazy
He doesn't care
The river he hangs at
Has salmon to spare
Beary nice, Me! It's filled with such joie de vivre, too.
Love it
Thanks.
I want bear to follow me home, mebbe I can keep it?
"You'll have to take care of him! Walks, and bear chow, muck out his c̶a̶v̶e̶ crate..."
Nah, I'll never crate him. He gets to free range the house and back yard!
Be prepared for the hefty grocery bills. He prefers fresh salmon and an occasional elk.
Growing up our neighbors had a husky shepherd mix who loved sticking his nose under water and blowing bubbles, maybe because he could see how much us kids laughed.
Doggies are here to delight us!
Had a friend whose black lab used to bark underwater. He could recover bricks from 6’ down.
I would like to see that!
My dog plunges her whole face into the water bowl after getting her drink.
Washing her face, I guess. The best people recommend it!
My dogs have done that same thing and then run right over to me so they can dry off their faces on my shirt or pants. It's annoying as hell but cute at the same time.
clever doggies
Do I feel lucky! (Clint, paraphrased)
My very fluffy good boy hates the rain, but loves going outside after and rolling around until he is soaking wet. Will he let me dry him off with the nice big beach towel until he is even more floofy and dry? Why, no, thank you for asking. He much prefers to walk over his bed of blankets on my bedroom floor and jump into my bed to roll around until he's dry. As you say, annoying as hell but cute!
Smart doggy!
If doggeh stuck his butt under water and blew bubbles I'm sure the kids would laugh even more...to be cut short by the ambiance.
Hahah, what a riot!
At least da bear doesn't need a straw to blow bubbles.
He;s an environmentally-consciousness Grizz, man!
Well, a paper straw probably would have a rather short lifetime anyway.
Stainless steel straws last forever.
I was not able to get a stainless steel straw imported into Hamiltonstan because the authorities thought we were using them to enrich uranium.
Fact check: True.
Wha? I love mine. Bought for kids, kept em for my summer addiction to sour cherry slushies and frozen Thai sweet tea. No uranium at all
𝘖𝘧 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘦 Shitler hates Swift, because she is everything he fantasizes himself to be, but is not, never has been, and never will be: smart, attractive, loved by millions, able to fill even the largest venues with a paying audience that won’t leave early, and an actual billionaire with no felony convictions who doesn’t have to spew racist slurs or desecrate veterans’ graves to get attention.
All of Ohio's statewide offices are held by Republicans. All of them are term-limited out in '26. All of them want Mike Dewine's job.
So are we going to have in-depth coverage of Melon's new book, or did The (the?) Guardian cover it well enough?
"There’s something weird going on with Melania Trump. I know that’s an evergreen statement – but bear with me, OK, because we’ve got a bit of a mystery on our hands. The former first lady, you see, has a memoir coming out on 8 October. There’s nothing particularly surprising about this: every grifter who spent five minutes in the Trump White House seems to have written a tell-all book. It was inevitable she would put pen to paper at some point. After all, if there’s a dollar to be squeezed from something – be that Mother’s Day jewellery, Bibles, steaks or cryptocurrency – you can be sure to find a Trump with their hands out." -- Arwa Mahdawi, The Guardian
One of the nicest things about induction single burners is that it makes the food porn so much more gorgeous. You have a single high speed camera, filming a single pot over a single burner, with no distractions of the rest of the stove.
My sister had a rant. I corrected my sister on a few points. My youngest aunt ranted back on her. I corrected a few of those. Now my aunt's unfriended both of us on Facebook, lol. Damme if they aren't basically the same person, though at least my sister had the sense to call and argue with me irl.
Aunt hasn't yet remembered that she's friended me on 2 Facebook pages & that I'm active on both. Maybe she will, or maybe I'll just be quiet for a while & she'll forget she unfriended my secondary account.
"Trump told Sean Hannity he was at even par, the Fox News host said after the incident on Sunday, while a source told CNN Trump joked that he was actually at two-under par and in the middle of a “wonderful game of golf.”
Called it.
I've been fascinated by the story about the New York subway shooting. Seems the police saw a man jumping the turnstile and charged after him. They cornered him on a subway car so the man pulls a knife. The police start shooting. The fare jumper, two bystanders and one of the policemen are injured. All for what? Cheating the subway out of a fare that's probably less than $5. Also, now they can't find the knife and claim someone walked away with it. Sounds like something out of "Police Squad."
$2.90---should be free public transportation for all here- help environment
I don;t understand why no one says...."Ohio, you have Republicans running the whole State, why don't YOU help Springfield?????
Sooo tired of the fire hose of lies. And the #MAGAMORONS who feed from it. UGH
https://www.theatlantic.com/culture/archive/2024/09/donald-trump-taylor-swift-truth-social-hate/679892/?gift=j9fDKCWeq_iZu_nQ1N8EY9pRepl9eN9MDcUG0vjo2Ws&utm_source=copy-link&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=share
Should be a gift link but I’m having issues posting links on sites with my iPhone.
Sure would be a shame if the Chief Bloviator was unable to play golf due to “security “ and this made him even more unelectable and unfuckable (except to Laura Looner and her boobyknockers)
If I were he, I'd rebel against the system and fire the Secret Service. Which is something he wouldn't have had if USAmerica was a little smarter and hadn't elevated him to the White House to begin with, or if McConnell had green-lit the Senate convictions FO part of the FA impeachment process.
Then HE would have to pay for security and we know how much he hates paying for things.
But the people love him! He shouldn't need security, the good people of trumpistan would flock around him and protect him for free!
Hell's Angels have entered the chat.
The Hells Angels were our de facto security in the Bay Area for lots of concerts and festivals. It got tense now and then, until Altamont happened and effectively ended the 60s.
The irony, that a convicted felon illegally possessing a gun, may have been targeting a person of that same description, Trump admitted to still having a gun at his NY PO meeting so there may be a difference of altered (blurred) serial # but who knows?!
Didn't the decision for the ‘incitement of violence’ exception to the First Amendment come out of an Ohio case?
law.cornell.edu/supremecourt/text/395/4…
You know who should be speaking out in defense of the legal Haitian population in our Country? Justice ACB, who has two Haitian children that she adopted, will their legal status be threatened by the Project 2025 ‘denaturalization' mass deportation?
I'd forgotten she was a "savior". Ick
Hypocrite also works!
I see an Ohio Republican sheriff is calling for Harris/Walz supporters to be reported on by their neighbors if they have yard signs.
Republicans: "Are we the baddies?"
"they were looking at this as a demented, violent kind of payback for the JD Vance couchfucking jokes. Not to minimize what they’re doing! Just digging through what makes these disturbed assholes tick, and there’s definitely been a sense of trolling with a lot of them, and from JD Vance himself, this sort of seething “take that” anger bubbling over."
This, too, is why right wing "humor" is almost never funny. It almost always is couched in grievance and punches down. Pun intended.
Vladimir Futon.
"Punching down" is JD's euphemism for fucking the couch
This was obvious and should infuriate everyone.
Obviously the Democrats are the ones who are the ones who need to tone down their rhetoric.
“The fair thing for us to do is just keep on giving up more and more stuff we want unilaterally until this demon's finally happy.”
- The Good Place, S04E10