Although editing Wonkette for the last 20 months has permanently destroyed any remaining faith I might've had in the democratic process, and America as whole, it has also been a helluva lotta fun. And I'll miss it! I've grown to hate each and every elected official in this great nation, but there's still something slightly pleasurable in viciously attacking them. And now, as I compose my final post for Wonkette until I quit Gawker in two years and end up the editor of Jezebel for some reason until I'm fired and shipped back here because I'm otherwise unemployable and no one else on Earth is willing for work for Nick Denton anymore, I feel a little sadder than I thought I would. Also drunker. I've been hitting the bottle since noon!
"I have never been a quitter."
"I have never been a quitter."
"I have never been a quitter."
Although editing Wonkette for the last 20 months has permanently destroyed any remaining faith I might've had in the democratic process, and America as whole, it has also been a helluva lotta fun. And I'll miss it! I've grown to hate each and every elected official in this great nation, but there's still something slightly pleasurable in viciously attacking them. And now, as I compose my final post for Wonkette until I quit Gawker in two years and end up the editor of Jezebel for some reason until I'm fired and shipped back here because I'm otherwise unemployable and no one else on Earth is willing for work for Nick Denton anymore, I feel a little sadder than I thought I would. Also drunker. I've been hitting the bottle since noon!