Everyone knows that the sacred duty of parental command and control involves monitoring and regulating the company their children keep. No one escapes the stern warnings parents regularly issue about keeping company with and making friends with 'hoodlums', 'sluts', 'ne'er-do-wells', 'bums' and "I can't put my finger on why, but I just know that neighbor kid is shady". Did not Ward Cleaver himself https://www.reddit.com/r/OriginalVintageTV_/comments/1u1klti/hugh_beaumont_was_an_american_actor_best_known/#lightbox often warn Wally about Eddie Haskel? Wally paid the price for choosing the wrong friend as he died of a heroin overdose in a Hollywood gutter!
Picking and choosing the correct friends and sex partners is an American Tradition! If that person is shady you get to tell them to fuck off. No sex for incels!
Personally I hate fascists, sadists and Eddie Haskell. America JD! Love it or get the fuck out of here. I'll thank you to leave my right to exercise my family values and choose my friends alone!
***Anyway, Tucker invited me, we had some beers, we played something called Texas Hold ‘Em, I lost a lot of money — don’t tell my wife!***
Now -- with his innumerable twitches and that fake laugh, Tucker seems like someone I would *love* to play poker against. In fact, JD is probably the only living human who could lose money playing with him.
OT: I had downloaded the MapQuest app to use as my GPS, because Google is a dick about Lake Ontario, but hadn't used it. This morning, when I got in the car to go to the Farmer's Market, it occurred to me to use it, when I don't need it, to see how I like it. I love it! Mine has a British accent, and works very well.
Tucker is a rich kid from a messed-up background. Very typical of the type, though he didn't veer into drug dependency. What's wrong with him, he's turned into vicious racism and general hatred of everyone who isn't a fucked-up trust-fund brat. He's stumbled into a niche where he can be very influential and dangerous, dishing out brain poison.
Vance's upbringing is known. He's also horribly damaged. He was able to parlay his intelligence into becoming the pet poor kid to a bunch of incredibly rich monsters and perverts. He was willing to suck up to them and be entertaining so they let him stick around. He's the kind of guy with a gaping emptiness inside him who fills it by hanging around wealth and power, so he can grab as much of it as he can, as they'll allow him. He'll be extra sadistic because he knows his power isn't really his own.
He's not the top bully. He's the top bully's "Me Too" kid. The bully gets you down, and the Me Too kid kicks you in the balls and yells, "Me Too!"
When victims team up and get the Me Too kid to themselves, when the bully isn't there, it goes not-well for the Me Too kid.
Which Vance will find out if he becomes President after Trump is gone.
What makes this a masterful piece of journalism is that at one point I almost said, "All he did is transcribe Vance's press conference word for word. That's not journalism."
I strongly dislike that dick with ears. A bodega cat will make today better.
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I bow before your Swiftean genius, Gary.
O/T: From "Girl with the Dogs", Vanessa gives Bandit, an unbothered Domestic Longhair, a spa day:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dP9UW3AKou8
"the whole republic depends on people of different perspectives being able to talk to one another. "
Different perspectives, yes, but not skin color, religion or gender preferences
i had to come to wonkette to hear the aggravating and tragic news of pierre damas bel. WTactualF?
I was just in a bookshop that had a copy of Hillbilly Elegy, I tucked it behind some other books so it couldn’t be seen.
wicked. :)
Why all the hate on family values JD?
Everyone knows that the sacred duty of parental command and control involves monitoring and regulating the company their children keep. No one escapes the stern warnings parents regularly issue about keeping company with and making friends with 'hoodlums', 'sluts', 'ne'er-do-wells', 'bums' and "I can't put my finger on why, but I just know that neighbor kid is shady". Did not Ward Cleaver himself https://www.reddit.com/r/OriginalVintageTV_/comments/1u1klti/hugh_beaumont_was_an_american_actor_best_known/#lightbox often warn Wally about Eddie Haskel? Wally paid the price for choosing the wrong friend as he died of a heroin overdose in a Hollywood gutter!
Picking and choosing the correct friends and sex partners is an American Tradition! If that person is shady you get to tell them to fuck off. No sex for incels!
Personally I hate fascists, sadists and Eddie Haskell. America JD! Love it or get the fuck out of here. I'll thank you to leave my right to exercise my family values and choose my friends alone!
***Anyway, Tucker invited me, we had some beers, we played something called Texas Hold ‘Em, I lost a lot of money — don’t tell my wife!***
Now -- with his innumerable twitches and that fake laugh, Tucker seems like someone I would *love* to play poker against. In fact, JD is probably the only living human who could lose money playing with him.
I wouldn't accept any invite with one of those two on the guest list.
𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑑𝑖𝑓𝑓𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑝𝑒𝑟𝑠𝑝𝑒𝑐𝑡𝑖𝑣𝑒𝑠 𝑏𝑒𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑎𝑙𝑘 𝑡𝑜 𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑜𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑟. 𝑇ℎ𝑎𝑡’𝑠 ℎ𝑜𝑤 𝐼 𝑡𝑟𝑦 𝑡𝑜 𝑙𝑖𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑙𝑖𝑓𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐼 𝑒𝑛𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑟𝑎𝑔𝑒 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑟𝑦𝑏𝑜𝑑𝑦 𝑒𝑙𝑠𝑒 𝑡𝑜 𝑑𝑜 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑎𝑚𝑒.
Sure, JD.
100% free-range artisanal bullshit.
I don't acknowledge bigotry and fascism as a "different perspective".
It's artesian bullshit. Comes bubbling up out of the ground.
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𝑊𝑒𝑙𝑙 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑟𝑠𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑦𝑜𝑢 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤, 𝐽𝐷'𝑠 𝑎 𝑠𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑜𝑛𝑎𝑖𝑟𝑒
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“the whole republic depends on people of different perspectives being able to talk to one another.”
Gotta bunch of Haitians from Ohio who were just minding their own damn business who want to talk to you, Mr. Vice President.
Vance is an utterly obsequious worm. He exists to serve Mammon, through Thiel and Trump, not his own alleged God...
OT: I had downloaded the MapQuest app to use as my GPS, because Google is a dick about Lake Ontario, but hadn't used it. This morning, when I got in the car to go to the Farmer's Market, it occurred to me to use it, when I don't need it, to see how I like it. I love it! Mine has a British accent, and works very well.
I did the same. I found it buries features in quirky places (changing units from miles to KM was in a weird place) but it functions well overall.
Yes! Haven't used it yet but poised. Dumped Google not real earth.
What makes it so easy for Vance to defend people like Tucker is because he is people like Tucker.
Tucker is a rich kid from a messed-up background. Very typical of the type, though he didn't veer into drug dependency. What's wrong with him, he's turned into vicious racism and general hatred of everyone who isn't a fucked-up trust-fund brat. He's stumbled into a niche where he can be very influential and dangerous, dishing out brain poison.
Vance's upbringing is known. He's also horribly damaged. He was able to parlay his intelligence into becoming the pet poor kid to a bunch of incredibly rich monsters and perverts. He was willing to suck up to them and be entertaining so they let him stick around. He's the kind of guy with a gaping emptiness inside him who fills it by hanging around wealth and power, so he can grab as much of it as he can, as they'll allow him. He'll be extra sadistic because he knows his power isn't really his own.
He's not the top bully. He's the top bully's "Me Too" kid. The bully gets you down, and the Me Too kid kicks you in the balls and yells, "Me Too!"
When victims team up and get the Me Too kid to themselves, when the bully isn't there, it goes not-well for the Me Too kid.
Which Vance will find out if he becomes President after Trump is gone.
What makes this a masterful piece of journalism is that at one point I almost said, "All he did is transcribe Vance's press conference word for word. That's not journalism."
JD is also a blatant racist
This is his fault
What happened to (honor student, athlete, ROTC Jr volunteer) Pierre Damas Bel is his fault
https://youtu.be/TvO5AfPbvAY?is=EGvwwe4MLYaBJWN-
'Viability is for fetuses, not friendships.'
I come to Wonkette for the home truths buried in the snark and I am not disappointed.