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mailman27's avatar

Whar menthol Chex?

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alikhat's avatar

As funny as this is, he's a narcissistic sociopath and incapable of shame. I've no doubt he's eating up all this attention. The fact that it's negative attention likely doesn't faze him a bit, so long as the spotlight's on him.

Meanwhile, the dangerously corrupt members of the GOP are wetting themselves with delight that the focus is on this petty, ridiculous douchnozzle and not on them, their assorted crimes, and their efforts to destroy democracy.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Unfortunately, my native langue is Joke.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

As you have noticed, I am referencing the Brazilian/Communist anthem written by Antonio Santos Devolder Lenço:

♫Tall & tan & lovely & Commie,The Party Secretary goes walking,And as she passes the Politburo goes Axxxxxx....

When she walks it's like a trepak,A leggy, sexy, female Cossack,And as she passes the Politburo goes Axxxxxx.....

Oh, how I pledge her my fealty,Hope for one percent of her real fee,Give her oligarchs all my realty.

But my schemes all devolve into Notsky,She thinks am working for Trotsky.

Tall & tan & lovely & Commie,The Party Secretary goes walking,And as she passes the Politburo goes Axxxxxx....And she sees only me,As I hang from a tree,Bare ass up from a tree. ♫

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mailman27's avatar

GOP Brain Trust.

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Mehmeisterjr's avatar

Yep.

Unscrutinized drag queen triumphs?

Damaging but not illegal.

Unexplained money?

Follow the cash.

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f frederick skitty's avatar

'My hovercraft is full of eels.'

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Fine job. A difficult assignment, I would imagine, considering the number of jokes about this sad fuck that have filled the aether from both the left and the right. You captured his essence, though.

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You'd think they'd have constant collisions with their shopping carts in the grocery store constantly scanning for things to be offended by.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Know what's even worsererer? Regular Band-Aids are flesh tone.

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Don't get me started about those people who like dark chocolate.

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Let me just ruin your day then. George is the only one in that pic who didn't ask Trump for a pardon after Jan6.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

Boebert's afraid of everything. They all are.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I had a friend tell me a master's degree involved getting on a treadmill and using it to generate enough paper until the school was satisfied enough to give you their own piece of paper.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I assume that, if he is being investigated for the financial stuff, the appropriate agencies have requested all available records from Brazil. And, now, they don't have an asshole in the top job to block that request.

BTW, when's that asshole going back to Brazil. He's giving Florida a bad name with his squatting.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

TRUMPF/SANTOS(DEVOLDER/RAVACHE/ZABROVSKY) 2024!MABAA!MakeAmericaBullshitArtistsAgain!It's like five candidates for the low low price of two!

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