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Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Just when I was thinking about making a joke about Vivek he becomes adjacent to DEAD MURDERED KITTENS.

Way to kill the mood asshole.

This shit comes in threes. What next Vivek? Are you the love child of the pedophile protecting mom? A secret half brother? Or did you eat the kittens?

David N. Brown's avatar

Incidentally, August Derleth is vastly underrated. He did do better when he wasn't writing in the Cthulhu Mythos.

Tetman Callis's avatar

Time for me to bail for a while. My mood is turning sour and my words are turning dark and hateful. And, the Happy Hour bell is about to ring. Salud!

nodak.   where's the beef?'s avatar

And it's double giraffe jerk time again.

Hollysdower's avatar

One of these days, maybe I will read Lovecraft and understand these references. I mean, I still get it without knowing the specifics, but it's not the same.

Can anyone recommend a good starting off point for reading Lovecraft?

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

I haven't read all of Lovecraft, but in my opinion it's rather dated now. I could see the stories being scary a hundred years ago, but today... eh.

That said, I thought "The Rats in the Walls" and "Beyond the Mountains of Madness" succeeded in maintaining a sense of dread.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

'“Lovecraft Country" by Matt Ruff is a hoot, though!

Chemical's avatar

He's also really fucking racist. Like half his stories are just typical GOP campaign talking points, "Immigrants are going to move on your street and start speaking different languages than you, OoOoOoOoOhHh!"

Hollysdower's avatar

Ugggghhhhhhh...why is it always that?

Christopher Bosch's avatar

Or the menu at Baskin Robbins.

zuludaddy (seamonkey!)'s avatar

okay! okay!!

your very own

smoking lamp

is nao lit!

(here's Hooper hooraaaaay!)

Hank Napkin's avatar

OT / Technical question but is it "A vial of Elon's cum" or "A vile of Elon's cum"?

SethTriggs's avatar

A vial of Elon's vile cum.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

What’s grosser than gross? A baby in a blender.

What’s grosser than that? Cum on Eileen.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

“A vile” would be a good collective noun to describe billionaires.

Hank Napkin's avatar

A Herd of Cattle. A Flock of Sheep. A Pack of Wolves. A Murder of Crows. A Vile of Billionaires.

Excellent!

Hank Napkin's avatar

It gets worse once you know how it is ‘harvested’

Anna-Elizabeth's avatar

"Three fingers! Yes!"

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Long Dirty Nails! No Glove!"

YaJagoff's avatar

Either way, it's vile.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Speaking on Thursday's episode of "Inside Trump's Head," taped before a live audience in Los Angeles, Michael Wolff said a White House source "very close" to Trump told him the president wants $20 billion by the end of his term. The source added that Trump hopes to have deals in place so that he and his family can make $100 billion after he returns to Mar-a-Lago

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/other/trump-insider-reveals-president-s-staggering-wealth-goal-for-end-of-term-biographer/ar-AA2fTdr5

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He'll really scream when it all gets taken away from him.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And I hope he’s still alive to see it happen.

gallbladder's avatar

So, he's a televangelist now.

BillEGoatSmile's avatar

I can hear the truck's backup alarm as it approaches the loading dock at Fort Knox.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Two things: 1) he can't take it with him and 2) it's gonna be Princess Sparkle Pony glittery bomb delightful watching the FBI, SEC, IRS, and whoever else seize ever single last shiny damn dime of those assets.

SunMoonStars's avatar

I truly hope that happens followed by prison time.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

It would be great if we could recover all of that money.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

It'll be funny when Putin denies him asylum.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Saudi's won't take him now either.

Gammarae's avatar

yeah, total bummer

Hank Napkin's avatar

Heavily thumbed copy of "Defenestration for Dummies" in the Kremlin head.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Depends on how much money he comes with.

Tasner Hasenpfeffer's avatar

It'll be even more funny when Putin takes his money and then still denies him asylum.

SethTriggs's avatar

Hillary and Kamala too, also.

SunMoonStars's avatar

We already knew this and the 2nd time around would nearly bankrupt us.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

When she gave birth to the Savior, do you mean?

Because even Jesus won't save us now.

Sister Artemis's avatar

St Mary The Niece, she of the lesser and exiled Trumps.

Her insight into the fucked up psychology of both her uncle and the whole family has been invaluable to me.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I meant his niece, the shrink/author.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

As a reminder, the only hint in that ad of what Amy Acton was supposed to have lied about comes when her mother intones, over a grainy image of a tent, "She says she grew up in a tent."

Fine. So she didn't. She had to spend just one winter there, along with the rest of the "family." So that means the majority of the growth of her life did not take place in that tent.

First of all, did Acton ever actually say she "grew up" in a tent? Second of all, WHO EVEN FUCKING CARES?? "Well, she didn't 𝘨𝘳𝘰𝘸 𝘶𝘱 in a tent" is EXACTLY what someone who forced their young daughter to live in a tent would say.

That woman years ago bad-mouthed her daughter to some forced-birth group.

I don't care how much that slime Ramaswamy denies it -- the woman HAS to have received a payoff, sometime, from somewhere.

SethTriggs's avatar

The monster 'mother' was apparently interrogated from the tent.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Of course she did. Just like those "whistleblowers" who testified before Congress about bullshit weaponization by Biden. Dan Goldman, have you received any money from the GOP for this testimony? Liar, yes, I have received some contributions. Dan Goldman, so you're a charitable organization?

Tetman Callis's avatar

Being [REDACTED] in a tent can make a girl grow up real fast.

Bitter Scribe's avatar

No it can't. It can traumatize her and constitute a horrendous obstacle to be overcome.

Maureen's avatar

Having your mother deny what happened to you sucks - it’s a sure-fire way to give up trusting the adults in your life. Give up trusting, period.

Hollysdower's avatar

I thought the lie was that she said her mother's husband raped her?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

She has claimed before that that was a lie, but not in Rama-smarmy's ad.

Her story is that Amy got the idea to accuse her stepfather of rape from the bastard's daughter from a previous marriage, who alleged the same thing.

IOW, this woman took into her home, with access to her then-9-year-old daughter, someone whose OWN DAMN DAUGHTER had accused him of RAPING HER. And she then STUCK BY HIM to the point of not seeing her own daughter ever again.

I have no idea why this "mother" or anyone else thinks she has an atom of credibility.

Martin Shobe's avatar

I have read that the court records say CPS picked her and her brother up from a tent.

Doesn't prove anything, but it does make Amy's version the one more likely to be true.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Why is anyone pretending that this monster has any credibility?

Bitter Scribe's avatar

Of course her version is the true one. The mother isn't even really denying it, is my point.

josephebacon's avatar

There is no doubt in my mind Sleazy E slipped some cash into her pocket.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

In deniable denominations.

SethTriggs's avatar

The world's wealthiest...man. As such.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Beak, wetted:

NYT, today: "Two of President Trump’s top political operatives donated the fees they earned for advising a pro-Russian Balkan government to his presidential library fund. James Blair and Chris LaCivita confirmed in social media posts on Thursday that they made the donations. The revelation came more than two weeks after their work for Republika Srpska had provoked Mr. Trump’s ire.

Their relationship seemed to be in jeopardy after The New York Times revealed earlier this month that Mr. Blair and Mr. LaCivita had traveled to Srpska to advise the government around elections there. They were paid hundreds of thousands of dollars each by the Washington law firm Boies Schiller Flexner, which has represented Srpska, for the engagement. “If there’s a conflict, I will terminate them, immediately!” the president wrote on social media in response to the Times article.

Mr. Trump suggested to reporters on Friday that he did not ask the men to make the donations. He said that he was not looking into whether the engagement, which involved traveling to Srpska this month, was appropriate or a conflict of interest."

SunMoonStars's avatar

And so it goes

"President Trump said Friday he directed the Department of Justice (DOJ) to file a lawsuit to block certification of the Senate election in Alaska if Republican Sen. Dan Sullivan loses in November.

DOJ filed the suit Thursday, claiming that the existence of a candidate with a similar name to Sullivan would make a win by Democrat Mary Peltola invalid. Trump told reporters upon arriving in Florida that he had greenlit the preemptive election challenge himself.

“I’m the one who said ‘do it,’” Trump said. "

https://thehill.com/homenews/administration/6168997-donald-trump-justice-alaska-senate-lawsuit/

SethTriggs's avatar

There is precedence for two candidates of the same name to be in an election. I am sure, that's why they put candidates on party lines. Just out and out corruption and this should be a five-alarm fire for Republicans.

Would they be so okay with this if Kamala Harris had this power? Like what the fuck!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

But it’d the Republican wins it’s all just fucking ducky.

Russell Jones's avatar

>>“It’s a disgrace,” Trump said.<<

True, but not in the way Fatberg "thinks."

Pauly2coffees's avatar

We know that by how fucking stupid it is, Piggy.

gallbladder's avatar

“I’m the one who said ‘do it,’” Trump said. "

You're gonna eat those fucking words.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

If there were a case, there isn’t now.

SunMoonStars's avatar

So far he's skated on everything as has every R in his orbit. He'll do blanket pardons and he's already said he's going to pardon himself.

gallbladder's avatar

All ice cracks at some point.

SunMoonStars's avatar

He'll be dead before we can get to him.

satch's avatar

And just like Shub, Ramalamadingbat has utter contempt for the voters he's trying to persuade to vote for him. He 's certain they're a bunch of ignorant hicks who'll vote for him because he told them to.

Gammarae's avatar

he's not entirely wrong . . .

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

👍👍👍 for "Ramalamadingbat!"

Sister Artemis's avatar

I match your 3 thumbs up and raise you a ROFL

josephebacon's avatar

Trump: "Did anybody ever see the build, the body, on Bobby? Did anybody ever see? He's got the body of a 30 year old."

https://bsky.app/profile/atrupar.com/post/3mykxnlkhul2e

Just come out and say you lust for him Trump! You know you want to!

SethTriggs's avatar

Hold ass like hamburger.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

People with dementia often become over-sexed. Horny.

Hollysdower's avatar

I think we currently have our first bisexual president.

josephebacon's avatar

We already knew he was...a "BUY-sexual president" from Stormy! 😏

SethTriggs's avatar

If so you know he would be a total pillow prince.

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

Certainly the first one with 2 impeachments, 34 felony convictions and rape.

satch's avatar

"He's got the body of a 30 year old."

Yeah, under the floorboards of his toolshed...

vorpal 🇨🇦 Elbows Up! 🇨🇦's avatar

hidden in his basement crawlspace, most likely.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Bobby” looks like he lives in one of those airport smoking rooms.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I had a connecting flight through ATL in 2000. The above is accurate.

His style inspiration is lox.

Russell Jones's avatar

>>He's got the body of a 30 year old.<<

[ancient joke] He goddamn jolly well better give it back before he destroys it completely. [/ancient joke]

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

I am starting to wonder if his brain is broken.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

There's no "starting to wonder" here.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Some think he's rambling to avoid talking about serious issues, I believe his dementia has lowered his inhibitions and we're seeing the real deal here.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

The angry lashing out, the constant nodding off, the rambling nonsense that is even more rambling and nonsensical than last time, the obsession with other men's bodies . . . you may be on to something.

Donald Laporte's avatar

Are you ready for this?

YaJagoff's avatar

Yer damn right I am!

Smoke O'Possum's avatar

Should I sit down?

OneYieldRegular's avatar

The body of.a 30-year-old? Damn, the old leathery naked guys who hang out in the Castro in the sun all day wearing nothing but a cock-sock look better than that guy.

josephebacon's avatar

I think Roy Cohn taught him more than never admitting defeat.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Roy Cohn was another one who looked like a freshly buried corpse that had been dug up, hitched to a truck, and dragged backwards through a gravel pit.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Thirty year old piece of dung.

Gargaxx's avatar

Too old, even at 30. He likes ‘em younger.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Elno Skum is a stinking shitbrick.

Elon Musk THREATENS ENTIRE CONGRESS to Keep GOP on Short Leash!

Brittany Page (8:54) : https://youtu.be/mr75llYeCNs

SethTriggs's avatar

For some reason the first billionaire propagandists always have coming out of their mouth is George Soros, yet they're so silent about what Temu Blofeld is doing.

Starlink needs nationalized ASAP.

Sister Artemis's avatar

We use Starlink for emergency services where I work (tsunami, fire, etc). When I get back to town next week, I'm going to lobby for our office to look for a viable alternative because not only is musk a vile, evil fucker, but he's made it clear that he's willing to limit services for those who cross his path. I'm in a blue town in a blue region. I can easily imagine he'd cut off services to the west coast (northern Cal, sw oregon, and orange co. excepted, of course) at a hissy-fit driven whim.

Hamilton & The Crew's avatar

Better yet: Figure out how to use it for free.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

That sociopath’s public unraveling is taking way too long.