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NerdWithNoName's avatar

All Russian novels should be re-translated into English using this accent!

Lenni Nyberg's avatar

Good ole Vlad didn’t want to be outdone by fatso baby US president with his big shot fireworks this weekend. So he makes for huge explosions to entertain the Soviet faithful. The Mother Russia faithful I mean.

eddi-SABH's avatar

I thought the Moskva river ran by the Kremlin. Silly me! It's de Nile.

goCatgo's avatar

That must be one long ass river. It seems to be everywhere!

LOU LOU's avatar

Vlad looks like he’s felt insecure and got some fillers and Botox. No matter how much power one has, natural aging is relentless.

(((What Fresh Hell Is This)))'s avatar

To be fair, one storage tank in Moscow did not explode from being hit by a Ukrainian drone. It exploded from being hit by a Russian anti-drone rocket.

goCatgo's avatar

Een Russia, Friendly Fire keels you. Dasvidaniya.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Russia’s Total Military Casualties Hit 1.4 Million, More Than Double Ukraine’s, Disturbing War Study Finds

Russia’s military has suffered approximately 1.4 million battlefield casualties, including as many as 450,000 deaths, since the start of its 2022 invasion of Ukraine, according to a study published Wednesday. The total number of deaths is approximately three times the number experienced by Ukraine’s military, which has suffered between 525,000 and 625,000 casualties and between 125,000 and 150,000 fatalities, according to the Center for Strategic and International Studies in Washington.

"Russian fatalities in Ukraine are more than four times greater than all U.S. fatalities in all wars combined since World War II, and more than nine times greater than all Soviet and Russian fatalities in all wars combined since World War II,” the report states. Russia’s monthly casualty rates, of more than 30,000 per month so far this year, also likely exceeds the military’s recruitment rates of roughly 27,000 new recruits per months, the study adds.

“The number of Russian casualties and fatalities are astonishing,” it concludes. “Since World War II, no major power has suffered anywhere near these numbers of casualties or fatalities in any war, leaving Russia with a grim and unparalleled recent historical record.” [HuffPost]

Yopi's avatar

Sergey Lavrov is the my man.

goCatgo's avatar

Strong like Bear!

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Gary. Da, Gary.

Traci Joseph's avatar

This is some seriously funny shit. Also, depressing as hell.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"Now to celebrate hilarity of Stalingrad running gag in Peep Show."

You Should Ice That Burn's avatar

Here is a collection of clips of unhappy Ruskies discussing their current situation, poor dears.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraine/comments/1ukoqiv/russians_crying_about_the_fuel_crisis/

It really is sinking in for those people, pretty soon it's going to be a real SHTF situation.

Sherry's avatar

Wow..I expect that Rump would like to see this in our country. Oppression of the people. Pootie really screwed to poochie on this move. Ukraine is kicking their asses.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

VA County with 37 data centers tells teachers to shut off lights as electric bills soar. Teach kids in the dark to support AI slop: https://www.youtube.com/shorts/5QS8jn9CU6c

somebeanz's avatar

Oh, Vlad, the Russian trait of not using grammatical articles is so cute! Please keep speaking.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Q: What doesn't buzz or fit in your ass?

A: A Russian ass-buzzer!

Shane Donnell's avatar

I, Vlad, will now show you my willie-pete. It is small, but most luminescent, da?

Resource NW's avatar

It *might* be that Ukraine is not blowing up the Kerch bridge so that residents residents of Crimea can GTFO. Less to mop up when Russian forces decide to self immolate ... or join the excursion back to Russia proper.