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somebeanz's avatar

Oh, Vlad, the Russian trait of not using grammatical articles is so cute! Please keep speaking.

ShrillKitty's avatar

Q: What doesn't buzz or fit in your ass?

A: A Russian ass-buzzer!

Shane Donnell's avatar

I, Vlad, will now show you my willie-pete. It is small, but most luminescent, da?

Resource NW's avatar

It *might* be that Ukraine is not blowing up the Kerch bridge so that residents residents of Crimea can GTFO. Less to mop up when Russian forces decide to self immolate ... or join the excursion back to Russia proper.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

These things are not the same.

Fox’s Dana Perino Compares Trump Kid Corruption Unfavorably to Hunter Biden in On-Air Takedown

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/foxs-dana-perino-compares-trump-kid-corruption-unfavorably-to-hunter-biden-in-on-air-takedown/

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

For just a second I thought it was about him banging kids.

Thesaurus Wrecks's avatar

Hunter Biden never worked in the White House. Never received billions in Saudi or co under contracts while attending g state dinners.

"M"'s avatar
35mEdited

Never used US taxpayer money to war profiteer

Never tried to buy land from corrupt PMs of foreign countries where the land was protected & not the PM's to "sell"

Antifa Commander's avatar

Oh, I don't know. If Georgia O’Keefe had been Russian, she still would've painted vulvas. This is the country with the song 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝙑𝙪𝙡𝙫𝙖 𝘽𝙤𝙖𝙩𝙢𝙚𝙣, right?

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

Comrade Commander is wrong! Song is "The Vulgar Boatmen." Each line ends with a loud fart, kind that British call a "Trump."

fawkedifiknow's avatar

Dosvydonia and spacebo, Comrade Sir.

Pliny the Younger's avatar

Fun fact: Ukrainians are reverse-engineering captured Russian military assets and sharing what they learn with NATO.

"We are opening access to captured Russian weapon technologies for our global partners. Every missile, drone, and vehicle seized on the battlefield is now a source of knowledge for the free world," Mykhailo Fedorov, Ukraine's defense minister, said in a statement.

https://www.businessinsider.com/inside-ukraine-move-to-spill-russian-north-korean-military-secrets-2026-6

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Vlad has to be regretting his decision.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

He's almost as bad at this as his puppet Donnie is.

Resource NW's avatar

He has a bad choice in puppets- the convicted felon, Vic the dick Orban, and now even Lukashenko is have some thoughts of his own. Poor Vladdy.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Yup, pretty much friendless and lonely in a cold world.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

He should close the window if he's cold.

Coleman's avatar

Military has very good sense of humor as well---we don't call fleeing soldiers going awol--no it's going a-hole, as in we'll give you a new one when we find you!

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Is "put you in a hole", hysterical like potato.

Antifa Commander's avatar

For once, I say: Fly, Disney lawyers, fly!

YaJagoff's avatar

I'd like to see some behind the scenes parts, where it's not scripted.

verne's avatar

hmmmnn...ruby franke, josh kemper, jason yates, robert morris, and hundreds of others, per chance?

paxpax's avatar

I'd rather read bleak Russian Novels

YaJagoff's avatar

I'd rather stick my dingus in a beehive.

PrimerGray's avatar

"I'm just a mom of 6 who loves Jesus and Disney. In a few days we will be boarding the Disney Wish for our very first women's retreat and it's all because of Him".

A women's retreat made entirely possible by a man.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

I think she's got the wrong meaning for "retreat."

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

". . . and it's all because of Him." Wait, Walt Disney is God?

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

A skyline of dense Stalingrad level smoke and fire should do the trick to motivate Russian peasants down to the recruitment center.

PrimerGray's avatar

From the ridiculous to the even more ridiculous.

<New Hampshire police arrest man riding unicycle capable of reaching speeds up to 90 mph>

"The "unicycle" was weaving in and out of traffic at high speeds". I know the area. That isn't the place to to be pulling that kind of shit.

Picture of it here. https://media.newscentermaine.com/assets/NCM/images/bbe4c40a-f527-4d7b-a048-b99094d2ea5c/20260630T221308/bbe4c40a-f527-4d7b-a048-b99094d2ea5c_1920x1080.jpg

https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/regional/new-hampshire/new-hampshire-police-arrest-man-riding-unicycle-rochester/97-b7b2400e-642d-489f-89ab-dd1d25cbf518

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

I'm SO tempted to shoulder-check these assholes into the boards when they fly down the sidewalk

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

Man, the things people will do to become organ donors these days . . .

HarryButtle, degenerate artist's avatar

Was he juggling while he did it? Because THAT would be impressive.

Stanta Knows's avatar

Unicycle? More like Suicycle.

NewLarry's avatar

I saw my first one of those a few days ago. He was in the center lane of a 3-lane road approaching a busy intersection.

It looked neither fun nor safe.

Shocktreatment's avatar

This is off the whiskey laden brain, but an accident would send the rider along at speed, say 75-80 mph, he'd hit like a bomb, like a fall of close to 200 ft.

That would smart some, if he's not killed instantly.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

Darwin Award is in the mail.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

OMG! 😱

I was just sidewalk-buzzed by one of these assholes on my walk to the bagel shop!

So damn close I could hear the music from the headphones. Startled the shit out of me.

I kept walking and simply cannot stop cursing.🤬

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Plus, people have had their purses snatched that way.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Those fucking things need to be banished from sidewalks 🤬. Them and grown-ass adults on bikes.

Linoleum von Curmudgeon, Esq.'s avatar

I hate those electric skateboards fucks as well. Never mind my dead ass lawn! GET THE FUCK OFF THE SIDEWALK AND GET OUT IN THE STREET YOU PISSANT PUNKS!

PrimerGray's avatar

Bicycles are vehicles. There should be no vehicles on sidewalks except wheelchairs or similar devices for the disabled.

Rooster Cogburn's avatar

While I agree in general, I use a sidewalk for the first half-mile of my daily ride. The alternative is an insanely busy 8-lane main street with no bike lane and people zooming on or off the 57 freeway. Broken glass, the works.

I ride very slowly, hands on brakes and yield to pedestrians at basically walking speed. Riding on the street there would be suicide.

PrimerGray's avatar

You know, I did have second thoughts as I was writing that. I was thinking of those who whip by people and get annoyed because the walkers are "in their way". The way you describe is perfectly fine and is how I would do it. Just a little courtesy is all that is needed.

Coleman's avatar

What happened to "Live Free or Die?"

verne's avatar

it's only a matter of time...

PrimerGray's avatar

Dude is from MA. Exempt.

Coleman's avatar

Plus, soldiers get to see countryside and camp under the beautiful moonlight---iz like free vacation!

Prometheus59650's avatar

I've watched interviews with several military experts (former NATO, Pentagon, etc.) that have made very compelling arguments that boil down to, "Trump has saved Ukraine by abandoning it."

US aid came with too many strings (i.e. here are missiles, but you can't send them too far over the border and certainly not to Moscow. Here's some intel, but not everything that could help you)

The French filled the intel gap fully. The EU is shipping them arms without condition. Now, Ukraine can hit the heart of Russia, which was always going to have to happen before Russia might actually come to the table.

Thanks, Donny?

Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

Biden did good supplying Ukraine with enough weapons to hold off the Russian onslaught in the beginning. When Ukraine wanted to go on the offensive into Russia, he balked. He loosened up restrictions finally at the end of his term. Then Krasnov came in and he hates Ukraine. He got impeached the first time trying to strong-arm Ukraine. Krasnov had instructions from Putin to A, make Ukraine surrender and B, get his money back from the EU. Krasnov failed Putin. Krasnov now has his own failed war against Iran and he's ghosting Putin.

Georgiaburning's avatar

The Europeans are also getting looks at some of the military technology that Ukraine is developing. Ukraine was a technology center in the old Soviet era.

Maelen Moonsinger's avatar

The reason the sole aircraft carrier in the Russian navy is a shambling wreck in a perpetual thick cloud of black smoke is that it was built in Ukraine. The Russians stole it when the USSR broke up, but they have no idea how to repair it or even how to get it to stop belching smoke (sheer Russian stupidity; the Chinese bought one of the sister ships and they have it running just fine).

Georgiaburning's avatar

The Chinese got it working after they stripped it down in a dry dock and rebuilt the thing.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

And they are manufacturing their own weapons also too.

Prometheus59650's avatar

Drones up the yin-yang.

Good ones.

Ones the Pentagon (and most of Europe) already want.

Missiles, too.

verne's avatar

let dept of whar crimin' use the defective spawn's drones...rubber band propelled.

ukraine should not sell anything to fascist states

Georgiaburning's avatar

Probably for a much lower cost than our contractors’.

Kid 'n Nipple-Play's avatar

The Russian rubble is especially beautiful this time of year.

Resource NW's avatar

As a currency the Russsian rubble is falling at an alarming rate.

Antifa Commander's avatar

Shocking! War comes to Volgograd*!

*(Formerly known as "Stalingrad.")

helenasgarden's avatar

A thing of beauty. (And I'm not talking about the sunset.)

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Being a munitions worker in Russia right now must suck.