Excellent, now even the "neighborhood crazies" have learned the Get Out of Jail Free code word for Stand Your Ground: "I was in fear." Unfortunately for "neighborhood crazy" Kenneth Roop, there was a witness who saw him gun down a door-to-door salesman who had knocked on the door, found no one home, and was walking back down the driveway when Roop pulled up, asked him what he was doing there (selling frozen seafood and steaks) and then shot him. Oh, and as the salesman lay dying, he shot him again, in the back of the head. Good job, FLORIDA.
Meaning, don&#039;t blame <i>firearms</i> for their ability to easily be used by freakishly paranoid lunatics to murder innocent people.
Also, while we are averting blame, don&#039;t blame <i>nonsensical fuckwit bumper-sticker slogans drilled into everyone&#039;s head</i> for making it impossible to address cold-blooded murder with reason or logic.
Some one tricked me into picking up the phone the other day with that bullshit and I chatted for awhile explaining that I didn&#039;t know how the computer worked and asked them how do you turn it on.
Oh, it&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.jameswiseman.com\/blog\/tag\/windows-support-telephone-scam\/" target="_blank">real</a>. A friend of mine actually got sucked in by them once! I only found out about that a couple of weeks ago, but I&#039;ve been cussing them out for a year now.
Here&#039;s a great example of how to <a href="http:\/\/caliston.livejournal.com\/20313.html#cutid1" target="_blank">fuck them over.</a>
It&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/machaut.uchicago.edu\/\?action=search&amp\;resource=Webster%27s&amp\;word=Pursy&amp\;quicksearch=on" target="_blank">not necessarily</a> a reference to ladyparts, it turns out. Although most people nowadays think of it that way, so the etymology is likely irrelevant.
&quot;Actually, would you mind making that a Tylenol? I wouldn&#039;t want to bleed on your driveway any more than strictly necessary.&quot;
Also the use of &quot;You&quot; makes it appear accusatory. It would be best to use &quot;I statements&quot; as in &quot;I have been shot, probably by the asshole with the gun&quot;.
&quot;I don&#039;t have a gun but I have a cellphone. Oh, and a fucking library card.&quot;
I believe Dick Cheney&#039;s victim set the bar pretty high for post-firearm etiquette.
The Driveway of Liberty needs to be watered too.
Everyone knows &quot;Guns Don&#039;t Kill People&quot;
Meaning, don&#039;t blame <i>firearms</i> for their ability to easily be used by freakishly paranoid lunatics to murder innocent people.
Also, while we are averting blame, don&#039;t blame <i>nonsensical fuckwit bumper-sticker slogans drilled into everyone&#039;s head</i> for making it impossible to address cold-blooded murder with reason or logic.
Some one tricked me into picking up the phone the other day with that bullshit and I chatted for awhile explaining that I didn&#039;t know how the computer worked and asked them how do you turn it on.
I just had a vision of what a Robert Rodriguez remake of <em>Alien</em> would look like.
Has to be said, I saw more of them in England than I have so far in New York.
dude. you got nothing i want to steal.
<b>Never mind the dog. Beware of the bat-shit crazy tri**er-happy homeowner.</b>
Oh, it&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/www.jameswiseman.com\/blog\/tag\/windows-support-telephone-scam\/" target="_blank">real</a>. A friend of mine actually got sucked in by them once! I only found out about that a couple of weeks ago, but I&#039;ve been cussing them out for a year now.
Here&#039;s a great example of how to <a href="http:\/\/caliston.livejournal.com\/20313.html#cutid1" target="_blank">fuck them over.</a>
MI:
Thank you. I was sure it was Florida. The young man&#039;s name was Yoshihiro Hattori - he deserves to be remembered.
It&#039;s <a href="http:\/\/machaut.uchicago.edu\/\?action=search&amp\;resource=Webster%27s&amp\;word=Pursy&amp\;quicksearch=on" target="_blank">not necessarily</a> a reference to ladyparts, it turns out. Although most people nowadays think of it that way, so the etymology is likely irrelevant.
&quot;Actually, would you mind making that a Tylenol? I wouldn&#039;t want to bleed on your driveway any more than strictly necessary.&quot;
Also the use of &quot;You&quot; makes it appear accusatory. It would be best to use &quot;I statements&quot; as in &quot;I have been shot, probably by the asshole with the gun&quot;.
In Flah-di-dah, it&#039;s as likely the browns as the blahs.