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BlueSpot's avatar

Dormice were a Roman delicacy.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Hey tail, where are you going with that dormouse?

Antifa Commander's avatar

But what did he say? I can’t remember!

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

“Edible”. It’s right there in the name!

Menotsure's avatar

I can't help but wonder if Trump inspired that hibernation pose. The only difference being that Trump drops off randomly and has actually succeeded in getting his whole head entirely up his ass.

Thalia Is Not Amused's avatar

So THAT'S why his hair looks like that.

Menotsure's avatar

"A little dab'll do ya!"

tehbaddr's avatar

Some sort of cute Babby rodent, other than that, I'm stumped.

Ellie still in the mix in 26's avatar

'You might just as well say,' added the Dormouse, who seemed to be talking in his sleep, that "I breathe when I sleep" is the same thing as "I sleep when I breathe"!'

The Estivating Hibernian's avatar

Queen Victoria let Charlie Dodgson know how much she liked _Alice_, and requested a copy of his next book. Which turned out to be a ponderous doorstop about symbolic logic. https://www.gutenberg.org/files/28696/28696-h/28696-h.htm

James's avatar

You gonna do a titmouse next?

Mr Beeep's avatar

Cuntbadger or GTFO

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

“Treacle,” yawned the Dormouse.

(Possible misquote; haven’t read it in awhile).

belfryo's avatar

It should be titmouse to keep it juvenile and tawdry

M-X's avatar

Girl that thing is so FUCKING CUTE I just briefly became unconscious. 🥰

Martini Glambassador's avatar

I admit that I squeed when I found the video post.

Hirightnow's avatar

Staple some antlers to it, it might look a little more Christmasy.

The Wanderer's avatar

The Romans used to fatten those little things up and eat them as appetizers.

Harriet Writes the Things's avatar

Feed your head!

Dave's Not Here's avatar

I knew someone would beat me to it!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Never before can I recall contemplating a dormouse, a critical cuteness deficit it has taken entirely too long to rectify.

What a perfectly PRECIOUS little creature!

Not Paranoid, Quadranoid's avatar

Thought Lewis Carrol invented them.

James's avatar

Honestly? I always thought it was two words "door mouse". Like "church mouse" or "city/town mouse" or "country mouse". I couldn't figure out how it got that name, sounds like maybe that's the mouse in the tailcoat and white gloves that minds the mouse hole entrance or something.

memzilla's avatar

MTA employees call passengers who clog subway car entrances and won't get out of the way "doorlice."

Linda1961 aka Pollyanna's avatar

"Whar did I put that piece cheese?"

Patty Hardee's avatar

If Stephen King and Carl Hiaasen co-authored a novel, it would read like the current Trump administration.

DlbDC's avatar

I need to dust off my Nicolette Larson albums! Thanks for the reminder!

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Just in case anyone has any doubts, the Kennedy Center's coming down. If Donald Trump didn't intend to take it down, he wouldn't have removed the cherry trees. The trees had to come out before the building could be demolished.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Hey Rebecca, I wasn't going to listen to the video until you said it was for your lovely mom. Now I'm crying. I hope you're hanging in there.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

The hibernating Dormice is very SQUEEEEEEEEE!

G-7 in Space's avatar

Turns out that AI research and construction is actually based on Eugenics and Racism....who could have guessed this??!?

https://youtu.be/dLQzVLtvdv8?is=zyEI27zOyCjQK8RJ

Mark Linimon's avatar

Well actually "Reddit", but same-same.

SunMoonStars's avatar

Trump’s secret $2.8B taxpayer-funded ‘gift’ exposed

President Donald Trump sparked outrage after his administration was exposed for preparing a $2.8 billion military package amid “extraordinarily dire” economic signs — funded entirely by American taxpayers.

On Tuesday, The Washington Post revealed that the Trump administration was actively preparing to sell $2.8 billion worth of weapons to Israel, including 40,000 “controversial” 2,000-pound bombs, citing an anonymous U.S. official. While described as a sale, the Post noted that the “transaction is financed through a mechanism known as Foreign Military Financing,” in which American taxpayer dollars are transferred to Israel to fund the purchase.

Right-wing media figure Tucker Carlson expressed outrage on Tuesday over the arrangement, calling it a “gift” at the expense of American taxpayers in support of Israel’s siege on Gaza, which he labeled a “genocide,” as has a United Nations committee and countless human rights groups.

Prominent tech vlogger Zack Nelson called the revelation “TRULY INSANE,” and Rep. Pramila Jayapal (D-WA) vowed to fight to halt the weapons deal.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-israel-2677865638/

G-7 in Space's avatar

"Hey, it's a quick buck...."

Cincinnatus's avatar

"The United States has confirmed for the first time that it has deployed weapons in space, a remarkable revelation after previous warnings about countries such as Russia possibly weaponizing a global frontier long agreed in treaties to be used for only peaceful purposes. Air Force Secretary Troy Meink said Monday that the U.S. has fielded “on-orbit space control weapons capable of defending the Joint Force against hostile adversary action.”

In April 2024, Russia vetoed a joint U.S.-Japanese resolution that would have called on all countries not to develop or deploy nuclear arms or other weapons of mass destruction in space, as banned under a 1967 international treaty that included the U.S. and Russia. The treaty also declared that outer space was a global commons that could be used for only peaceful purposes. The Russian delegation called the resolution hypocritical and a double standard and instead proposed a rival resolution to ban all weapons in space “for all time.” It ultimately failed.}

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/ap-us-space-weapons_n_6aaa1ad9e4b0477c43c04518?ifl=&utm_source=buzzfeed&utm_medium=iframely

Cincinnatus's avatar

"The Obamas are mourning the death of their beloved dog Sunny, a Portuguese water dog who joined the family at the start of their second term in the White House. Sunny was one of two Portuguese water dogs who lived with the first family during their eight years in the White House. Her arrival in 2013 followed the gifting of Bo, a male, to the family in 2009 by the now-late Sen. Ted Kennedy. Bo died in 2021 after having cancer." [HuffPost]

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Rebecca. I watched some of the hearing with Kr@$h, and man, did he ever fuck that up. Ta, Martini. I had heard of Romans eating peppered mice; I had no idea that it was dormice, and I didn't know they ate them stuffed. I rely on this mommyblog for culinary history! I'm sipping flowery white tea, and adored and adorable husband Meccalopolis just got up for a cuppa. The dogs and cats are fed and watered; we'll have breakfast soon. Good day, beloved Wonketteers. We love and appreciate you all and we bless us all with love, health, peace, and grace.

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Meccalopolis's avatar

I love you, darling. Have a great day, every Wonk!

beb's avatar

The thing about Trump and the Kennedy center is that he's already cut down the willow trees around the center that weep for JFK, and he's kicked out the abstract art, "Blue" which is just stupid because it's a nice and easily understandable work of art. He's a vertible Nero fiddling with Rome burns -- and he set the fires.

Sherry's avatar

I firmly believe that he will bulldoze the building under the veil of sarkenss.

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

That's what I've been saying since he first started in on it. Expect the East Wing treatment.

beb's avatar

I forget where I read multiple excepts of Patel's testimony at the Senator hearing, but it was non-stop bonkers. Not just the beastiality stuff, but almost everything he was asked. After a day of that I think Congress would be fully entitled to impeach him. And should.

Sherry's avatar

I'm sure he just pulled out his burn book and insulted his questioners. That seems to be the MO of these a-holes.

El Bastardo's avatar

I just had a "conversation" with both ChatGPT and Gemini.

I said, "I didn't not do that thing I didn't."

Woo!, they had some replies.

Tia Loca's avatar

Did you get a knock on the door from the FBI offering you a job?

El Bastardo's avatar

I didn't not get a not-knock from the not-not-FBI not offering me a not-job.

I mean, yes, I didn't.

Pig Bodine's avatar

Yes, Rob Sand deserves the shit he gets for his non-stance on trans rights. But where is the shit Talarico deserves for collapsing on them. He continues to stand up to so much but on trans kids, he just gives up and punts. Why? Just because he's asked about it a lot? Boo-fuckiing-hoo. All these politicians need to step up for these kids. This kids aren't trying to get an upper hand and people need to shut that argument down as quickly as it comes up. These kids aren't quislings pretending just to win a trophy. They just want to play sports with their friends and hopefully make more friends along the way.

Stand up for these kids for fuck's sake already.