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Stranger Than Friction's avatar

They may claim they don't know fascism or anyone who is a fascist, but they certainly know how to act as one. Are verbal threats still a threat to LEOs?

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Dok. Florida ICE man goeth. To prison, one hopes (vainly, probably).

Still hasn't distracted me from Epstein, Epstein, Epstein.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

"I'll take 'The Middle Ages' for 1,500%, Ken."

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Levi-za's avatar

No, don't be careful what you say. Fuck these fucking fascists and their entire chain of command and their goddamn Nazi bullshit. Nuremburg these motherfuckers and give them three options - cyanide pills or baling wire nooses or start swimming from the nearest coast to find your Christo-fascist nirvana - hope the sharks aren't hungry this week. #ANTIFA

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Karen Krebser's avatar

See, now, it's this kind of stuff that makes me want to __(verb)____ their __(adjective)____ ___(noun)____ from the _(noun)______ so that they _(verb)__ ___(gerund)____, _(gerund)___, and ___(gerund)___. ___(Adverb)____. It's not enough to want to __(verb)__ their __(noun)___. We need to start ___(verb)___ their __(noun)__ such that _(noun)__ never _(verb)____ ___(adjective)____ ____(noun)_____ or ____(noun)_____. Ever. Again. The _(adjective)___ __(compound noun)___.

Power to the people!

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Hank Napkin's avatar

____ (verb) Yeah!

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Darrell Leland's avatar

Gary In-diana we'll be in-vaading you Gary Indiana let me say it once again!

Gary In-diana on the streets of Gary In-diana, your home sweet home!

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Noem is denying that any US citizens have been detained (beaten, abused, threatened, arrested, jailed) at the same time as Miller's wife (who was cheating on him with...) is threatening to deport two US citizens - Uygur and AOC? Love the consistent messaging.

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Virgin Monk Boy's avatar

When cruelty becomes casual conversation, the uniforms stop mattering. ICE isn’t law enforcement anymore, it’s theater for the fearful. The badge is just a mask they wear to hide from their own emptiness.

They tell themselves they’re defending order, but what they’re really protecting is permission. Permission to hate without consequence.

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tempusfugit's avatar

Permission to be subhuman psychopaths without consequence.

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The Brad's avatar

They’re in my f’n neighborhood today being total assholes. They even hit the kids trick or treat party in the parking lot of our community center. FFS what’s it going to take?

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Scullystwin's avatar

Fucking hell, that’s awful, I’m so sorry

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The Brad's avatar

Me too. Not for me though. I’m not the one getting disappeared.

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RRJKR's avatar

Yet.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

Maybe Pete Drunkbreath's Nuclear Testing will wipe out a few of 'em.

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Megan Macomber's avatar

"Be careful what you say"?!? NO!!! That's what they want--to scare us into silence. That's the whole purpose of a terrorist regime: to get citizens to comply out of fear.

I refuse to be careful what I say in Trump's America. Come and get me, assholes. My family goes back to the Mayflower immigrants so you'll have a fun time trying to figure out where to deport me.

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Zap's avatar

I’ve read the correct response to bullies is “Fuck you, make me”.

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DaveB's avatar

I’ll carefully suggest Stinky should be deported.

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Glennis Waterman's avatar

The amazing thing is that after such a short time - less than a year - under this regime, these people feel completely okay with flaunting their “power.”

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TerseNurse's avatar

Hey, honest/non-snarky question: are these asshats being paid during the shutdown? I had heard something about the administration shuffling funds around so that they could pay the gestapo, but I didn't hear if anything ever came of it.

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Yes. They are considered "essential" workers. They are performing a "critical mission" according to the WH. Makes me sick to my stomach.

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/some-federal-law-enforcement-receive-pay-during-government-shutdown-2025-10-16/

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TerseNurse's avatar

the article was dated 10/16, and referred to a 'supercheck' to be cut on 10/22, so I'm curious whether it really happened (probably yes)

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ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Apparently yes. Both Fortune and Yahoo (and maybe others, I stopped at two) have articles dated 10/22 saying that ICE has received back pay, pay, and overtime.

https://fortune.com/2025/10/22/government-shutdown-ice-agents-super-checks-federal-employees-furlough/

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TerseNurse's avatar

gross. thanks for digging

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Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Really ignorant answer here but the BBB gave DHS more money than China or Russia spends on defense. Now whether they can tap it IDK . . .

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DJ Teetop's avatar

Once a Proud Boy, never a real boy

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Why So Lugubrious?'s avatar

I say this with all due care:

What A Bunch Of Assholes.

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Antifa Commander's avatar

“Your boy”

Motherfucker!

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Brian McCurdy's avatar

Real Algonquin Roundtable on Piers Morgan's show.

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Gary Seven in Space's avatar

Dorothea Parker gave her famous middle finger to the entire proceeding…

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