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Rick G.'s avatar

Although it's usually sufficient that their lips are moving to know these people are lying, it's also possible to apply some simple common sense to reach the same conclusion.

A round in boxing is three minutes long. If you have three minutes to beat someone with a shovel, the next official you're going to need is a coroner.

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. More fucking lies. Unsurprised.

GiggleSnort's avatar

"Undermines ICE Account" is typical NYT speak. How about "Shows ICE Lied?"

Bel-Ami's avatar

And at the last No Kings, the Goons shot an LA protester in the face for the crime of filming the protest. The young person has lost their eye.

archy's avatar

99% of pigs give the other 1% a bad name.

Hank Napkin's avatar

"We're gonna need a bigger finger"

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

Birb is going to Art Classe. See Uue later. :) :) :)

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Tangential to ICE - the Philadelphia Inquirer has published a state-by-state summary of resistance to ICE warehouse building. Eighteen states in all. One funny update to Wonkette stories about warehouse resistance in Social Circle, GA. The city has locked the water meter going to the warehouse. So no water or sewer. DHS suggested trucking in water, and sewer waste out. GA's two Democratic senators (Warnock and Ossoff) have pointed out that the trucking solution won't work.

https://share.inquirer.com/N30dA3

goCatgo's avatar

"Why the U.S. Fertility Rate Has Hit a Record Low" --WSJ.

Why? I'll tell ya why. To sleep at night. Not just when they are infants

but all the time. All the years. Kid, teen, young adult, and adult.

And just when you think you are done with yours, a grandkid will

pop up needing everything all over again.

Underdawg23's avatar

Piggy's going to add more white people when we take Canada and Greenland.

Parakeetist's avatar

I like Greenland. It has a cool flag.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

From the link about ICE Barbie’s plane: “[Noem] left office reportedly feeling she had been “thrown under the bus” by the president…”

Whoa, never could have seen THAT coming…

AIB's avatar
Apr 9Edited

Can we get a photo of her crying face for whenever we need a laugh?

Let me give this a little context. A few nights ago as I was falling asleep an image of the last minute of Cricket’s life flashed through my head. It was heartbreaking and enraging.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

More people I won’t remember when they’re gone, but whose graves I’ll happily piss on just for old time’s sake.

tehbaddr's avatar

If you went as a Killer From Space for Halloween, do you think anybody would recognize what you are?

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/rifftrax/images/d/d6/Killersfromspace.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20140925003644

tehbaddr's avatar

Right? "I get it, you're I-gor!"

Queen Méabh's avatar

Just FYI:

When my psycho cousin drained my aunt's bank account in 2014 by forging checks in her name in 5 different stores, I called those stores and asked if they had video footage, and they said yes, but they wouldn't give it to me, they would only give it to the police. I told the 4 different law enforcement jurisdictions where the forgeries took place to request the videos. They said they would.

They never did.

Six months later my aunt died and the cops told me "We have to drop these cases because the victim is dead." They had never done any investigation at all, or even turned them over to the Prosecuting Attorneys.

eo's avatar

If you were a beneficiary of her estate, maybe you could sue your cousin in civil court. Find a good lawyer.

Queen Méabh's avatar

I held her Power of Attorney and my name was on all her bank accounts, but I was not a beneficiary of her very small estate. She left it all to her 25-yr-old grandson, which was entirely appropriate since he was disabled and couldn't work, and I had a very good job at the time.

She spent the considerable amount her husband left her when he died on attorneys to keep psycho cousin out of prison. She had only $20,000 left when she died.

Psycho cousin is 67 years old and lives entirely on SSI, SNAP and Medicaid. I discovered he was evicted from his trailer park 4 months ago for non-payment of rent. Nobody knows where he is now, which is fine with me.

GiggleSnort's avatar

This is typical. Low-level fraud is way down cops' list of priorities. Now, you do a Bernie Madoff, you get some attention, eventually.

goCatgo's avatar

It's starting out weird on the Street today. They should be happier than pigs in a hollar what all

with Peace for 2 weeks. But they ain't. All the markets are chicken scratching away just to stay even. And oil back up a nice, even 5%. Did I mention we got 2 weeks of Peace?

Whar the Faith in Divine Leadership of OrangePedo and Bibi The Assbite? Did the Caliphate

of Tehran pee in the soup? Well did he? Huh?

Wait. Looks like Anthropic's AI peed in the soup. Dang, ya can't trust nobody no more!

Now the Caliphate says "Whut ceasefire?" And they wanna talk to Lebanon. Yes Lebanon.

Does anyone even know who's on first ?

And all this before breakfast. Sheesh. 🥴

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Anyone on Wall Street who expects anything except chaos is very foolish indeed.

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Chaos is fine if you get inside info before it happens…

Resource NW's avatar

It is amazing what can be slipped in amongst the noise.

tehbaddr's avatar

Nothing is ever settled with Tramp, there's always reversal, chaos, and some other weird ass shit you never even thought of that he will do.