We should be so lucky...The latest from...THE ONION!
WASHINGTON—In a dire health emergency that forced staffers to quickly mobilize to save the Cabinet member’s life, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly rushed to the gym Friday after suffering a sudden heart attack. “Quick, get him on an elliptical, now! He’s fading!” said HHS staffer Kathy Guiles, attempting to hook the secretary up to an IV of pre-workout supplements, creatine, and raw milk to regulate his vital levels. “Is anyone around here a trainer by chance? We need a CrossFit instructor, stat! Okay, prop him up against the pec deck—he can offset the cardiac arrest by doing some weighted chest flies. Oh God, he’s flatlining! Cut his shirt off, somebody get him a spotter. If we don’t hurry, he could slip into a coma and lose all his muscle mass.” At press time, sources close to the situation assured the nation Kennedy was taking it easy after his health episode by just doing some jiujitsu in the sauna.
From the FAFO files: woman who called ICE on roofing crew to avoid payment gets matching bracelets for fraud, wage theft and conspiracy:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1tP5U0oyspU
Thanks to the good Doktor whom I hope will continue to use the term "crime droog slush fund" until we finally "open the eyes" of our elected officials to the horrors they are committing.
And yet some of them are trying to make this look like they're taking a stand against Assmouth. Don't believe it for a second. The last time Tillis stood up to Assmouth, it was to cave and vote to confirm Warsh as chair of the Federal Reserve Board. This was just about John Thune saving their asses by sending them home to constituents who weren't *quite* as pissed off at them as they would've been had they voted for the Cop Killer Slush Fund. Shoulda coulda woulda doesn't get you a gold star, chickenshits.
To be fair, they thought he was a clown when they invited him in the first time. The second time they thought he was a useful idiot. They were right and yet so wrong both times.
This is amazingly diabolical work. And we only have the fact that they are incentivized to do nothing to thank for this. Uuuuugh.
"Trump this week endorsed Texas state Attorney General Ken Paxton, for which Democratic nominee James Talarico is undoubtedly very grateful. "
I wouldn't ever count out repellent creatures like Paxton. He's been elected several times statewide in Texas. And believe me there's people that will always find some excuse—any tiny one will do—to not vote for the Democrat. So we need as many people to make sure they've jumped their voter suppression hoops NOW as we can.
Check your registration, check it often. Make sure you are an ACTIVE voter. There will still be specials out there as well as primaries.
“Democrat” is the excuse in many cases. If Jeffery Dahmer was the Republican and F. Ted Cruz was the Democrat, well, come on over for some ribs at the Dahmer victory party.
More deliberately malicious hoops, gates and myriad barriers that must be unerringly negotiated in an effort to be considered for citizianship in the US.
At this moment on this jagged warp of a sick and twisted timeline I am putting myself in the place of my dirt poor Irish ancestors, and I've arrived at the determination that migrating across the proverbial pond really isn't particularly appealing.
We should be so lucky...The latest from...THE ONION!
WASHINGTON—In a dire health emergency that forced staffers to quickly mobilize to save the Cabinet member’s life, Health Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. was reportedly rushed to the gym Friday after suffering a sudden heart attack. “Quick, get him on an elliptical, now! He’s fading!” said HHS staffer Kathy Guiles, attempting to hook the secretary up to an IV of pre-workout supplements, creatine, and raw milk to regulate his vital levels. “Is anyone around here a trainer by chance? We need a CrossFit instructor, stat! Okay, prop him up against the pec deck—he can offset the cardiac arrest by doing some weighted chest flies. Oh God, he’s flatlining! Cut his shirt off, somebody get him a spotter. If we don’t hurry, he could slip into a coma and lose all his muscle mass.” At press time, sources close to the situation assured the nation Kennedy was taking it easy after his health episode by just doing some jiujitsu in the sauna.
https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-rushed-to-gym-after-heart-attack/
From the FAFO files: woman who called ICE on roofing crew to avoid payment gets matching bracelets for fraud, wage theft and conspiracy:https://www.youtube.com/shorts/1tP5U0oyspU
I love this for her!
America's just a bad fiction novel.
I love the sound of Rethugs fighting each other!
"Senate Republicans didn’t have enough votes Thursday to pass their own filibuster-proof reconciliation bill to fund Donald Trump’s mass deportations"
So leadership! Much great again!
Leadership on stilts, even!
Markwayne's ears are ringing right now. LOL
AND the House had to adjourn early because Johnson was going to lose the War Powers vote...remember when that happened to Nancy Pelosi...?? Never...
Moses Grindr Johnson is the biggest chickenshit in the known universe.
Thanks to the good Doktor whom I hope will continue to use the term "crime droog slush fund" until we finally "open the eyes" of our elected officials to the horrors they are committing.
OT: The criminal case against Kilmar Abrego Garcia has been dismissed for "vindictive prosecution"
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/new-dojs-criminal-case-against-kilmar-abrego-garcia-dismissed-for-vindictive-prosecution/
Good, now maybe he can sue the fuck out of KA$H for calling him a "convicted rapist" before Congress.
For that matter, I hear there is a slush fund for weaponized prosecution by the government. Now he's even got a judge putting it into a decision.
Maybe he can even loan MAGA money for groceries with that money? /s
I'm so glad we still have a judicial system that (mostly) works.
Yes! Yes! Yes!
Good people can win!
Good!
And just his luck, there's a slush fund he can apply for as a remedy!
Very good, also too!
The Tank Farm is spinning up for the Muskrats next attempt to launch the largest man made flying machine ever....
https://www.youtube.com/live/UfQHy4mVcBo?si=f-7pzkjd2dj3GCLb
It goes at 5:30 CDT....
It goes…what?
OT!
Kilmar charges tossed like a house salad!
https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/news/content/ar-AA23QBpi?ocid=sapphireappshare
oooooooooookay!!
it here nao!
yr smoking lamp is lit!
soooo, be here nao!
be at Hooper's new recipe soon! :]
'bout time...
Goddess knows we need the Hooper.
And yet some of them are trying to make this look like they're taking a stand against Assmouth. Don't believe it for a second. The last time Tillis stood up to Assmouth, it was to cave and vote to confirm Warsh as chair of the Federal Reserve Board. This was just about John Thune saving their asses by sending them home to constituents who weren't *quite* as pissed off at them as they would've been had they voted for the Cop Killer Slush Fund. Shoulda coulda woulda doesn't get you a gold star, chickenshits.
I see it as a "vacation" Trump's shit weasels can pressure all the Republican during to fall back in line when they get back.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gG7WVUpNiTU
OT:
The first few minutes of this is possibly one of the funniest things you may have seen on this planet.
"Operation Epic Furious: Strait to Hell"
Played by the gifted Hal Sparks.
To be fair, they thought he was a clown when they invited him in the first time. The second time they thought he was a useful idiot. They were right and yet so wrong both times.
Okay, that's it. I'm not waiting for Hooper...
(this is the correct take!)
Skol!...
Hemmingway stated, "Bring on the drinks, James. It's happy hour somewhere in this world".
The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy has this to say on the subject of drinking.
"Go to it," it says, "and good luck."
It's after 4:20 somewhere. Go for it!
That, too!...
I can't wait for Zulu Daddy to say what he has to say!
hibirb!!
Helllooooo!
hibirbfren :]
How are Uue? I am eating a snacc right now. It is cannelini beans.
They taste pretty good. I put a little sauce on them.
Hope you are doing something fun. :)
Sadly, since the pneumonia I am not able to partake...I need Gummies....
Okay, cool. :)
This is amazingly diabolical work. And we only have the fact that they are incentivized to do nothing to thank for this. Uuuuugh.
"Trump this week endorsed Texas state Attorney General Ken Paxton, for which Democratic nominee James Talarico is undoubtedly very grateful. "
I wouldn't ever count out repellent creatures like Paxton. He's been elected several times statewide in Texas. And believe me there's people that will always find some excuse—any tiny one will do—to not vote for the Democrat. So we need as many people to make sure they've jumped their voter suppression hoops NOW as we can.
Check your registration, check it often. Make sure you are an ACTIVE voter. There will still be specials out there as well as primaries.
Mount up! And don't give up the ship!
“Democrat” is the excuse in many cases. If Jeffery Dahmer was the Republican and F. Ted Cruz was the Democrat, well, come on over for some ribs at the Dahmer victory party.
Plus there's the Rethug tendency to always vote for the worst possible person.
It didn't used to be that way... when I moved there Ann Richards was Governor...
CT used to be a GOP stronghold. Times change.
Then came John Rowland ...
We can win it back if it can "change"...
Folks, please if you can send any $$$$ to Talarico if you can! Even a single dollar can help Talarico keep Paxton OUT of the Senate!
They will have Voter Suppression on Steroids in Houston and do the "announce the wrong election date accidentally" trick as well...guaranteed.
OT: More immigration fun.
𝗡𝗲𝘄 𝗿𝘂𝗹𝗲 𝗿𝗲𝗾𝘂𝗶𝗿𝗲𝘀 𝗺𝗼𝘀𝘁 𝗴𝗿𝗲𝗲𝗻-𝗰𝗮𝗿𝗱 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗮𝗽𝗽𝗹𝘆 𝗳𝗿𝗼𝗺 𝗼𝘂𝘁𝘀𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗨.𝗦.
𝘐𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘭𝘢𝘸𝘺𝘦𝘳𝘴 𝘴𝘢𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘤𝘩𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘦 𝘤𝘰𝘶𝘭𝘥 𝘪𝘮𝘱𝘢𝘤𝘵 𝘢 𝘸𝘪𝘥𝘦 𝘴𝘸𝘢𝘵𝘩 𝘰𝘧 𝘱𝘦𝘰𝘱𝘭𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘬𝘴 𝘢𝘯 𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘯 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘥𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯’𝘴 𝘦𝘧𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘴 𝘵𝘰 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘵𝘢𝘪𝘭 𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯. (Washington Post)
More deliberately malicious hoops, gates and myriad barriers that must be unerringly negotiated in an effort to be considered for citizianship in the US.
At this moment on this jagged warp of a sick and twisted timeline I am putting myself in the place of my dirt poor Irish ancestors, and I've arrived at the determination that migrating across the proverbial pond really isn't particularly appealing.
Why do they want to…oh shit, I give up.
oh, that is some fuckery right there. :[
Are you surprised? I'm not.
Well you can't have Gilded Age 2.0 without the torment of immigrants now can you?