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Apparently, yeah. :D

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"...and the lady is slime!"

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Three years? 36 months is time enough for 4 full terms or 5 or 6 preemies!

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A war machine run by Wharton grads would declare bankruptcy?

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...potato, pambazo

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You and your logic, how dare you

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Republicans don't speak logic.

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Math can be fun. For a prison population of 13,000, those 200 undocumented repeat felons account for 1 out of every 65 prisoners or 1.5%. The standard allowance for error in statistical calculations is 1 out of 20, or 5%.

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I was told there would be no math.

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And often we paid one tribe to hunt another tribe. That’s how the whole practice of scalping was introduced to Native Americans.

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Irony died when trump took office.

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And so so pale, you would think all that lying on rocks with nothing on would have some effect.

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Nematode libelz!

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You think you could convince any country in Europe to take her?

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I wonder. In his fevered dreams, once America has been purged of Latinos, does he imagine a massive campaign to rename paces in the South West? The map of his native California would look like something Lex Luthor drew up.

Otisburg?

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No, hear me out, the lessons would take time away from their "governing" so we teach them EVERYTHING they're behind in, I'm sure we can come up with a curriculum that'd fill in until at elast the 2020 election

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