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Tessie's avatar

Interesting that the WOMAN governor and the NON-WHITE Senator were singled out.

Probably a coincidence, huh?

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"After nearly a year and a half of virtually all government press releases sounding like this, I suppose maybe it might seem naive of me to still be astonished at how routinely these fuckers lie."

Which is why these agencies need to be abolished. Not retrained, not reformed. Not "fixed" in any way. Every single employee fired and and permanently barred from public service for the rest of their lives the facilities sold, all institutional establishment destroyed except what is preserved as evidence, and any replacement agencies for truly essential services rebuilt from the ground up with new laws, new people and a new culture.

They are beyond salvage, corrupt from the top to the bottom. Every single employee, from to top officials to the grunts on the street reflexively lie, except for that handful that's so mind-bendingly dumb that they're proud of the evil they do and think we would be, too. There is nothing you can do with an organization like that except burn it to the ground and start over.

InMyRoom's avatar

Time to try to get a bit more sleep.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Stephen fuckin' Miller, on the Xitter...

"Based on what I've heard, we could balance the federal budget if the only dollars that went out of the treasury went to individuals who were properly, lawfully, correctly eligible to receive them,"

He must believe that America at large is even more stupid than the movers and shakers of the regime, or maybe he's becoming unafraid of revealing his own intellectual deficits

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Stephen Miller is the stupid Adolf Eichmann.

The Wanderer's avatar

No one ever lost betting on the stupidity of the American people.

The Wanderer's avatar

So Paxton beat Cornyn.

Bets on Cornyn unearthing his spine, fitting in place, and telling all and sundry that he never liked/trusted/schmoozed/sucked off The Homunculus?

CzechJournalists's avatar

too bad seven or eight Democrats vote with the pubs at times. don't think the pub senators that just got primaried out are going to feel real generous.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Cornyn is the prototypical senator-cum-lobbyist. He'll parlay his floor access into millions upon millions of dollars in "consultant fees," which is the only thing that's ever really mattered to him.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

I just hope he enjoys how he sold his soul to an orange satan only to have the same turn around and fuck him over without even any lube.

I really, really, hope he enjoys that.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

I'm convinced that the right-wing media and "modern" GOP have so infected their followers that they don't even understand shame or pride any more. All they understand is what gets eyeballs on Fox News or clicks on twitter.

InMyRoom's avatar

Not going to happen.

The Wanderer's avatar

Seems to be a pattern, though - GOP licktaint loses a primary or resigns, and suddenly he criticizes his living god.

Shocktreatment's avatar

Anger, incompetence, Pedophilia, boundless, blatant unmitigable corruption, all to the tune of 𝘞𝘦 𝘞𝘪𝘭𝘭 𝘙𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘠𝘰𝘶...

Looking forward to it

The Wanderer's avatar

I'd love to see both teams drop trou and moon him before the opening tip-off.

The Wanderer's avatar

And every woman (and some men) swooning as their noses bleed.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Both teams refuse to play until he goes would be good also.

But I will be plum happy with the New York crowd screaming its loathing at the Hair Ferret

wobbly's avatar

𝗠𝗮𝗺𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗶’𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗣𝗹𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗦𝗵𝗼𝗿𝗲 𝗨𝗽 𝗡𝗬𝗖𝗛𝗔 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗕𝘂𝗶𝗹𝗱 𝗔𝗳𝗳𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗮𝗯𝗹𝗲 𝗛𝗼𝗺𝗲𝘀

Mayor Zohran Mamdani of New York City unveiled a sweeping housing plan on Tuesday, pledging to build 200,000 affordable homes and stabilize the nation’s largest public housing system.

Mr. Mamdani proposed spending $22 billion on housing over the next five years, including $5.6 billion to improve public housing specifically. His lengthy plan calls for zoning changes in some neighborhoods that are not building enough housing, working with private developers to shore up public housing and building more homes near transit hubs...

Housing advocates praised the plan, while some real estate and business leaders expressed concerns about the mayor’s calls for higher wages for construction workers, even as Mr. Mamdani appeared to backtrack from a campaign promise to use union labor on affordable housing projects.

Annemarie Gray, the executive director of Open New York, a nonprofit group that supports more development, called the plan an “all-of-the-above approach that centers on building more homes, especially in the neighborhoods that have not done enough to be part of the solution.”

But Steven Fulop, the president and chief executive of the Partnership for New York City, an influential business group, said that while the plan had the right goals, he worried that Mr. Mamdani’s calls for construction workers to earn $40 an hour in wages and benefits, even if they are not union workers, would add to building costs...

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/26/nyregion/mamdani-housing-plan-nycha.html

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Every undocumented worker is the worst, but what about those green card holders? They were documented. What about the spouses of citizens? Also documented! Come on the fucking press, CALL THIS SHIT OUT.

Your compliance does not mean they won't go after you. Haven't you learned that yet?

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For decades the right's defense, whenever called on their bigotry, was that they just wanted immigrants to do it 'the right way.' This administration is making 'the right way' harder than ever, and it was already too fucking hard, and still locking up people who did it right anyway. Their lies are being exposed to any who care to look. The billionaires who own the media just don't care to.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

It's very aggravating! The constant hypocrisy that the press keeps over looking I mean. I know in my head that they're bought and sold propaganda pieces, but in my heart I keep going COME ON GUYS.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

They wouldn't even do it for Randolph Scott.

The Wanderer's avatar

(townspeople chorus) "RANDOLPH SCOTT!"

Feep Feeperoonie's avatar

A couple weeks ago, I sold a guy some Hank Williams LPs on eBay. This morning he sent me a picture of himself dressed as Hank Williams singing at a Karaoke bar. So great!

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

A few years ago, my mom started selling stuff on-line to de-clutter. She sent a hand-written note thanking people for their purchases.

She has hundreds of reviews, and almost all of them mention those thank you notes.

We can hide behind our computers, but we still want to know each other, I think.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Then his next order was for a collection of GG Allin records...

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Well, I got to work on unborking my life yesterday and after dozing for about 45 minutes, I got my ass to the gym and had a walk I very much enjoyed. I still ended up siesta-ing for 3 hours, which means I only knocked 15 minutes of daytime sleeping off, but I slept pretty good last night, waking up just one time.

I decided to take Bob's advice and buy myself an RC truck to drive around. Someone also suggested I get a small drone, and I do think I will. I have always wanted to get one with a little Biden flag on it to fly around the lake and scare all the Texans.

Felt great after my walk at the gym. Looking forward to it again today. Just going to close my eyes for about 30 minutes.

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"I have always wanted to get one with a little Biden flag on it to fly around the lake and scare all the Texans."

I LOVE this idea!

Shocktreatment's avatar

One of those Boston Dynamics robodogs...

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Ooh, what kind of truck are you looking at?

Things to consider:

You need a battery and charger

Some models are not so durable or are hard to get parts for

I understand the ARRMA Grom line are pretty good, and not too pricey with a battery and charger.

InMyRoom's avatar

I like this one.

Traxxas LaTrax Teton 1/18 4WD RTR Monster Truck (Pink) w/2.4GHz Radio, Battery & AC Charger

https://www.amainhobbies.com/traxxas-latrax-teton-1-18-4wd-rtr-monster-truck-pink-tra76054-5-pink/p1148158

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Traxxas is usually a good bet, too. I have an old Emaxx I don't run anymore and their hot rod coupe. I put a high power motor/controller in the hot rod, and I wear down the tires.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Of course all bets are off if you drive it like I do - reckless maniac mode, engaged!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I guess Mikey MyPillow really *needs* that money from the slush fund ...

𝘞𝘩𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘦𝘹𝘵𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘴 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘴𝘱𝘦𝘤𝘪𝘧𝘺 𝘩𝘰𝘸 𝘮𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘨𝘪𝘨𝘢𝘣𝘺𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘨𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘵𝘰𝘭𝘦 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘮 𝘔𝘺𝘗𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘰𝘸, 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘤𝘭𝘢𝘪𝘮 𝘪𝘵 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘦𝘴 “𝘱𝘳𝘪𝘷𝘢𝘵𝘦 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘧𝘪𝘥𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢, 𝘤𝘭𝘪𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘤𝘶𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵𝘴, 𝘣𝘶𝘥𝘨𝘦𝘵, 𝘱𝘢𝘺𝘳𝘰𝘭𝘭, 𝘐𝘋𝘴, 𝘵𝘢𝘹𝘦𝘴, 𝘧𝘪𝘯𝘢𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘪𝘯𝘧𝘰𝘳𝘮𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯” 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦, 𝘢𝘤𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘵𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘢𝘳𝘬-𝘸𝘦𝘣 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘴𝘦𝘦𝘯 𝘣𝘺 𝘛𝘩𝘦 𝘙𝘦𝘨𝘪𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘴𝘩𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘥 𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘰𝘤𝘪𝘢𝘭 𝘮𝘦𝘥𝘪𝘢 𝘣𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘵-𝘪𝘯𝘵𝘦𝘭 𝘧𝘪𝘳𝘮 𝘍𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘍𝘦𝘦𝘥𝘴.

𝗠𝘆𝗣𝗶𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝘁 𝗱𝗲𝗰𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗿 𝘁𝗼 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝗺 𝗼𝗿 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁 𝗮𝘀 𝗿𝗮𝗻𝘀𝗼𝗺𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝗰𝗿𝗶𝗺𝘀 𝗱𝗲𝗺𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗽𝗮𝘆

Guess they could deny the alleged intrusion … like the 2020 election results

https://www.theregister.com/cyber-crime/2026/05/26/mypillow-appears-on-play-ransomware-leak-site/5246513

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Do they even got money left?

Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

God, it's about time they got someone who deserves it.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Seems like ol' Jeffy can't get it up ...

𝗕𝗲𝘇𝗼𝘀 𝗿𝗼𝗰𝗸𝗲𝘁 𝗳𝗲𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝗿𝘁 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗰𝗿𝘆𝗼𝗴𝗲𝗻𝗶𝗰 𝗹𝗲𝗮𝗸 𝗰𝘂𝘁 𝗲𝗻𝗴𝗶𝗻𝗲 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝘂𝘀𝘁

Frozen hydraulic line blamed for leaving payload in the wrong orbit

https://www.theregister.com/science/2026/05/26/bezos-rocket-fell-short-after-cryogenic-leak-cut-engine-thrust/5246481

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

They know it gets cold in space, right?

CzechJournalists's avatar

You're frozen when your heart's not open

You're so consumed with how much you get

CzechJournalists's avatar

maybe they shouldn't be getting those moon contracts.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

How long until Ken Paxton turns up on a horse, his wife says that their lawyer is "A Jew!" and we find out he's been banned from malls?

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

If turning a bunch of 6,7, and 8-year olds loose on a muddy baseball field is wrong, I don't want to be right. I could practically *feel* the cringing of the moms, but by damn, those boys were having fun finding reasons to dive on the ground.

M-X's avatar

As an inexperienced Mom, I encouraged the healthy dirtying up and exposure to outdoor junk in order to diversify and strengthen the child's immune system! A Newfie or two and some cats helped in this process.

InMyRoom's avatar

Kids+Mud=Lots of Fun.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

Sometimes you gotta let kids be kids.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The more often, the better.

Why isn't the US better at soccer?

Because we turn it into an enterprise. We need coaches and uniforms and fees and a snack schedule. Meanwhile, everywhere else on the planet, kids just play the damned game in the street.

CzechJournalists's avatar

womens team seems to be a lot better here in 'Merica.

UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

The women's team is better because most countries provide way less money/effort/support for girls' sports than we do.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

Kids play the games in the street here in the US of America also? In our neighborhood it was street hockey, in the one a few blocks over 'twas the basketing ball for example.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Another story from the "Alternate Facts" file ...

𝗘𝘅𝗽𝗲𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗽𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗰𝗼𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗼𝗿𝘀𝗰𝗵𝘁 𝗼𝗻 𝗙𝗮𝗿𝗮𝗴𝗲'𝘀 𝗥𝘂𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗰𝗸 𝗰𝗹𝗮𝗶𝗺

Reform UK leader alleges Moscow broke into his phone and leaked £5M gift story, but security specialists await evidence

https://www.theregister.com/security/2026/05/26/experts-question-nigel-farages-russian-phone-hacking-claims/5246114

I truly think the same people are advising the republicans and Reform UK. It feels like Bannon to me.

Shocktreatment's avatar

If a Russian state actor cracked stupid-corrupt's phone,

A, He wouldn't know about it, he could only guess 𝘢𝘧𝘵𝘦𝘳 he was confronted with Kompromat...

2. The "work product" stolen from his device would be released if he denied them what they were after, or if they wanted to prove the value of what they stole...

III. It wouldn't be a solo effort, even now, the data on Farage's device would be exploited and his peers would need to examine their entire electronic lives...

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

So, he's not denying the grift, just how people noticed? Solid defence.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

The leakers are the real story

Shocktreatment's avatar

So, Tuesday,the Lout gets a couple visits ahead in annual physicals, spent more than three hours at Walter Reed Medical Center for what the Whitehouse called "preventive medical and dental checkups", renamed the annual visits as "regular 6 month checkups" and announced Flawless Victory...

Wednesday he's off to 𝘊𝘢𝘮𝘱 𝘋𝘢𝘷𝘪𝘥... A place he doesn't get to much (not golden enough) but then, cancels the retreat...

Is this week THE WEEK? Will today be THE DAY? Prolly not, but hope gets a body out of bed....

Reader's avatar

I think he's got ten more years and we should all stop hoping.

InMyRoom's avatar

At almost age 80, six months between Dr check-ups is probably usual, especially for the most important person in the world who wants to live forever.

It's a reflecting Jen!'s avatar

hasn't he had like 3 check ups since January though?

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Camp David doesn't have enough gold filagree for ol' Donnie Two Dolls.

Artemus Gordon's avatar

If it wouldn't make a 17th-century French whore vomit, it's crap! - DJT

Wayne Allen's avatar

but it would be a great spot for the cabinet to debate the 25th amendment in private

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

Rename it The Trump Shangri-La and send in the gilders.

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Or a proper medical facility like the White House does.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Maybe it has a place with some shallow graves, we don't know.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'm trying to imagine what his Babby Bunker would look like ...