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Revenant's avatar

Glad you clarified their species. Judging by their coloration they look to me like hyenas, the Republicans of the canine world.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

woof woof, woof woof, woof who let the dogs out?

Menotsure's avatar

As I awoke this morning

And rubbed my waking eyes

A pack of wild dog puppies

Took me by surprise

The number was quite large

And I was set aback

By the thought of having to

Provide them all with snacks.

Tommy Mo's avatar

Are we there yet?

I’m hungry

I’m tired

This is boring

I have to pee

Are we there yet?

Pope Buck I's avatar

She's touching me! Make her stop touching me!

Miss Grundy's avatar

Mommy herding puppers would be like if I had to herd cats. It's hard work but fun! Stay safe this weekend, Martini!

Skunk Formerly Known As Stoner's avatar

Hon, can we talk about family planning?

Andrea's avatar

last week I was at a Smithsonian training for an exhibit reopening which will include play/creating art. I had a wild dog figure!!! I made it a home from river stones and wood.

Also the brainwashed kids from bumfuck wherever were in DC yesterday in preparation for the March for “life”. Big security fence was going up along the Mall

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

Bet they don't mean Renee Good's life

CambridgeKnitter's avatar

Once you become an exo-child, there's no more forced birth cred to be gained, so they move on to the next victim.

Stranger Than Friction's avatar

To be anti-abortion in this age is to be anti-female. Anti-woman.

TootsStansbury 🇺🇦's avatar

Pretty doggies, but don’t mess with.

Lawyers, Guns 'n' Money's avatar

That's a lotta litter.

kmblue187's avatar

Pups: "What's for dinner?"

Michael's avatar

Momma's work is never done with this little battalion!

Shocktreatment's avatar

Mala Mala Mom, "I suppose a sheepdog is out of the question?"

Revenant's avatar

They would gang up on a sheepdog and eat her. That would go double for James Cromwell 's sheep pig.

The Wanderer's avatar

Painted wuff pups FTW!

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

Had a German Shepherd named Duchess growing up that'd have 10 or 12 pups and by the time they were 8 weeks old her teats would be raw. She'd be just like this bitch, moving 24/7 to keep the leeches from latching on.

Tommy Mo's avatar

“She'd be just like this bitch”

ISWYDT

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

I honestly felt somewhat uncomfortable typing that here.

ElderlyLoudCatWomyn's avatar

But bitch in this context is the correct term

Sojourner Truth's avatar

Dang. That "dingo" had some babies.

Monsieur Grumpe's avatar

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Mom!

Nacho Librul's avatar

Insert Stewie Griffin "mom, mom, mama, mama..." meme.

littlerice vice's avatar

ANOTHER UP DATE!!!! SATURDAY morning at 7 A.M. -39 F. No wind! Even that is frozen! Expected high of -2 F. Stay safe everybody! THE TRUMP IS GOING DOWN! We want to be here to watch it!

Revenant's avatar

I imagine what a raid would look like IRL. You here loud noises in the middle of the night, and while you are still trying to process what is going on the Goon Squad is already in your home, vandalizing it and stealing whatever is pocketable and valuable. The goons shout contradictory and nonsensical orders at you, demanding instant, unreserved compliance. Probably they assault you and handcuff or zip tie your wrists, make you lie face down on the floor, maybe one or more kneels on you to emphasize your utter helplessness. You will never get to see a warrant, they will ignore your requests to see one and mock you for your victimization, and you will be dragged off to the back seat of a cop car. At no point in these proceedings will you receive due process or the slightest bit of human courtesy, because the uniformed thugs are high on their self image of righteousness and their belief that you are less than human, because they are no more intelligent or humane than a pack of trained attack dogs and you are the prey they have been sicced on.

Orwell was right. A jackboot stamping on a human face, forever. That is the Mad King's dream for America.

beb's avatar

Gov Spanberger is doing for Virginia what will need to be done if or when a Democrat takes over the White House. Fire them all; prosecute them all!

Cincinnatus's avatar

"The Americans have the Pituffik Space Base (pronounced Bee-doo-FEEK) in northwestern Greenland."

Well, there goes that joke.

littlerice vice's avatar

A outstanding reply at the DANAINSPIRED blog. " MORALITY based on only avoiding consequences is not MORALITY! IT IS FEAR! "

littlerice vice's avatar

An absoutely brand new, hot off the press, never before update! 11:42 AM 1/23/26! Temp soaring to -15 F. Good deed for this brisk morning- ripped apart perfectly non stale bread for my resident LAGOMORPHS and SCIURIDAE critters that are sharing my place among the JACK PINES.

Karen Scofield's avatar

TGIF with Tab's and Coffee ☕💯👍

Cincinnatus's avatar

HuffPost: "Sen. Chris Murphy (D-Conn.) endorsed state Sen. Mallory McMorrow in Michigan's heavily contested Democratic Senate primary, breaking with party leaders who are backing Rep. Haley Stevens (D-Mich.). "Right now we need fighters in the U.S. Senate. Fighters that are willing to take on Donald Trump and his corporate backers. Fighters who will bring new energy and spirit to the Senate," Murphy said in endorsing McMorrow. "That’s exactly why I am endorsing my friend Mallory McMorrow for Senate.""

G B's avatar

The CDC page has been taken down apparently Kennedy didn't want people to know what an idiot he his, but proves that public exposure works thanks and keep up the good work

chascates's avatar

Panic buying photos and comments by Texas HEB grocery workers at https://www.reddit.com/r/HEB/.

Panic buying of bananas!

ConorFusbol's avatar

“Good” morning, Editrix.

[sigh]

I used to make the staff where Ma was turn the news on for her - never did get the voice controls working well - and then one day in 2016 I showed up, like, 5 mins. after the hour, drumpf was campaign talking on the teevee, and she said “oh thank God you’re here! Get this man off my tv! Get him OFF!”

[sigh]

I’m tryin’, Ma. I’m tryin’.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

Wow - 764 Group would have a "6-7" in it, wouldn't it??!!!

Napoleon's avatar

The time line of crimes connected to groups like 764 is maybe the darkest Wikipedia hole you can go down. It will end with you pouring a pint of whiskey and staring off into space.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Recent toot from the Pedo Protector: "Record Cold Wave expected to hit 40 States. Rarely seen anything like it before. Could the Environmental Insurrectionists please explain — WHATEVER HAPPENED TO GLOBAL WARMING???"

Enter Ranting's avatar

We amended the name to "climate change," so idiots like Trump wouldn't get confused.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We amended the name to "climate change" because Republican pollsters discovered that "global warming" scared the living shit out of everyone.

The G-7 Experience's avatar

We've had the driest winter on record here- no snow at all. Also been 10 degrees or more on the average above normal winter temperatures, so I'd say that qualifies as proof...

GH Swell's avatar

1) It’s January dumbass.

2)Global warming is an average of a few degrees warmer over decades, which yes is enough to create disaster. But an average is an average. The other term is Climate Change.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Will it take a snowball on the floor of the Senate to convince you otherwise!!11?

https://www.cnn.com/2015/02/26/politics/james-inhofe-snowball-climate-change

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I enjoy the fact that James Inhofe was forced to resign from the Senate because of long COVID and eventually died from it.

Cincinnatus's avatar

"Trump on Thursday claimed the U.S. should have triggered NATO’s mutual defense clause to advance his domestic agenda on immigration after provoking outrage with his comments that NATO troops “stayed off the frontlines” in Afghanistan. “Maybe we should have put NATO to the test: Invoked Article 5, and forced NATO to come here and protect our Southern Border from further Invasions of Illegal Immigrants, thus freeing up large numbers of Border Patrol Agents for other tasks.”

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/donald-trump-questions-nato-troops-sacrifice_n_69735afae4b0283a09774fbe

The G-7 Experience's avatar

"Forced" is always his preferred sexual preference as well, isn't it??