ICY DEATH RAINS FROM THE SKY ONTO UNPREPARED WASHINGTON
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Panic! There's SNOW outside! As the federal government struggles to cope with this strange, cold, slippery water-like substance that's coated every exposed surface of the city, employees everywhere are being sent home early -- so no one's reading us!
ICY DEATH RAINS FROM THE SKY ONTO UNPREPARED WASHINGTON
ICY DEATH RAINS FROM THE SKY ONTO UNPREPARED…
ICY DEATH RAINS FROM THE SKY ONTO UNPREPARED WASHINGTON
Panic! There's SNOW outside! As the federal government struggles to cope with this strange, cold, slippery water-like substance that's coated every exposed surface of the city, employees everywhere are being sent home early -- so no one's reading us!