"Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?"
I work in an industrial setting. Occasionally, someone leaves a hose on the ground instead of putting it away properly, creating a trip hazard. I have to have the 'safety talk' with the guys, and I always add, 'pick them up because hose always be trippin'
I'm not going to ask Melonholio about all those photos of her 𝘯𝘰𝘵relating with Epstein. After all, she said “The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today...I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation.” so, that's that!
If you can't trust her, who 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you trust? After all, she's a 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱! (By 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦, which suggests a whole new category of mental condition)
Uh, Melon, you did soft-core lesbian porn photo shoots. Not that there's anything wrong with that. A girl's gotta get paid, after all. Even genius visa holders such as yourself.
But, as far as your reputation is concerned, if I were you, I'd rather be remembered for that than than whatever those monstrosity of fu-king Khreesmas decorations you vomited onto the nation.
Boeing 737 MAX-8 has a maximum range of about 3500 miles, though when lightly loaded can go up to about 4000. So, maybe a quick stop somewhere to refuel, pee, get some more pork rinds and Nehi Grape...
Except she also made the laughable claim that she had no connection to Epstein. I think we all too often think she wants an escape that she isn't actually looking for.
That's not what she said, though. What she said works equally well if she's just trying to get us to shut up and get QAnon folks to think she's on their side.
Not sure UAE is a good idea for anybody now that Fat Donny has gone and pissed off Iran to the point of blowing up anything that doesn’t move fast enough.
Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones broke down in tears while cradling a "battle axe" in an effort to break a "demonic spell," which he believed had caused President Donald Trump to wage war on Iran.
Hey, Alex: Aren't you supposed to be the "tip of the spear" or some other dumb-ass ideal of yourself? Either take point, die for your stupid cause, or shut the fuck up, poseur.
What they're doing now is playing a game of Whack-a-Mole they'll never win. The Ledge should just move the state capitol to Coeur d'Alene. Sure, they're bigots and assholes and the very idea of diversity is anathema to them, but I think what really gets stuck in their craw is that they have to see all the acceptance and diversity on display when the legislature is in session. All the gay is right in their face, as it were. If they just moved the capitol to a more comfortable, deep red town, far away from Sodom (correction: Boise) they could bigot all they want, comfortably surrounded by their fellow bigots. Problem solved.
I'm not advocating this. It would totally suck for Boise; all the fine folks in Boise who work in state government who would have to move, their families and the businesses in Boise that rely on them. Although it might backfire and the influx of a large number of progressive voters into Coeur d'Alene would tip the political balance there and the Ledge would have created Gamora in Northern Idaho, complete with rainbow flagpoles and "All are welcome here!" signs.
On one hand, I agree with you completely. Let's show these idiots what their policy really means in practice. Let's see how comfortable they feel with large, bearded trans men using the same restroom as their daughters. Most ordinary folks would realize that the bans are a bad idea.
On the other, every trans person who does this (man or woman) opens themselves up to physical attack. And law enforcement won't do a damn thing to protect them. Hell, the cops will probably join in.
So even if they follow the law now, there's a pretty good chance of being assaulted. And that's a feature of the legislation, not a bug.
In La France at the big Le Mans car race, the men's bathrooms have a big long trough that everyone piddles into that drains out one side of the room. As we're all in there doing our thing, a female cleaning lady wheels her cart in and starts cleaning without a sideways glance as everyone continues on with their business, junk hanging out.
https://bsky.app/profile/zgoldberg.bsky.social/post/3mj3iard5322n
As aside, this is one speech Melania didn’t plagiarize from Michelle Obama.
OT: AIPAC shoots down resolution condemning AIPAC
https://xcancel.com/alon_mizrahi/status/2042299080563405149#m
Operation: AIPAC Fury!
Isn't it AIPAC Furry?
You don't say...
This is where the “Like Button” needs to be a “Love Button”. 🖤🤎❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🤍🩵
Sexy times are so much better when you can locate the Love Button.
Idaho would definitely ban “Love Buttons.”
Love button is what... annnnnnd you pervs can fill in the rest.
Pervs are only in it for themselves, they have no clue where to find it.
OT: OMG, just had the best huevos rancheros ever at a joint in a crummy shopping plaza in Venice Beach.
BRB, gotta go to the bathroom.
huevos divorciados provides more diversity in salsas. xmasy even.
That was actually what I had; I just forgot what it was called.
It really was superb though.
Be sure to wipe! Twice.
When the restroom has a box of kitchen matches sitting on the top of the toilet tank, it's usually for good reason.
Cuz nothing smells as good as poop or burnt matches except for burnt matches *and* poop
I am now eight years-old at my paternal aunt's apartment again. Eddy Lights. You know the score.
Gross! Gross!
NO COMMENT
'False smears must stop!' -- Melania
But keep the real ones coming.
[gynecologists wince nationwide]
Missus FLOTUS, I have Barbara Streisand on line one....
What about false positive smears?
I read that as "shmears" and started craving Einstein Bagels
It's the false negative ones that I'm most worried about.
And the negative controls. They never let the positive controls win.
True smears will contine, gurl.
An excellent point.
Ragnar Blackwolf :
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/HFZqpn8WMAAX-w4?format=png&name=small
"Hypothetically if someone was accused of having sex with goats by over 30 different people and regularly denied it, but also dropped very public hints about how much he liked to have sex with goats for decades, and ran a goat pageant to find the best looking goats, and was best friends with someone who got convicted of fucking goats and trafficking goats to friends all over the world who also liked to fuck goats, and his name was in the classified goat fucker chronicles 5,000 times, and he wished other goat fuckers well in prison, what do you think the odds are that person is also a goat fucker?"
It was only that one time!
Oh, you're not taking about me. How silly of me!
🤣
Who are you talking about?
him:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudanese_goat_marriage_incident
Today's riddle.
If you answer wrong, you're thrown into the gorge!
Blue. No! Yellow!
Gee, that's hard...
In the year 3000 Idaho will finally get fed up with I da Hoe dad jokes and will legally change the name of their state to Udaho.
I work in an industrial setting. Occasionally, someone leaves a hose on the ground instead of putting it away properly, creating a trip hazard. I have to have the 'safety talk' with the guys, and I always add, 'pick them up because hose always be trippin'
Evergreen
Brilliant, and well played.
Do You Hear the People Sing?
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=r2Oe6PfFGTk
MAGA: “Europeans are freeloaders! We pay for NATO. We pay for everything! We’re leaving.”
Europeans: “Okay. Cheerio.”
MAGA: “We’re packing up! No more handouts. You’ll be screwed without us.”
Europeans: “I’m sure we’ll manage. Bye then.”
MAGA: “Better start learning Russian. You won’t last 15 minutes without us. You’re a bunch of pussies!!!”
Europeans: “Still here?”
MAGA: “We’ve got 300 aircraft carriers and 10 gazillion rockets and space lasers! You europoors still have cannons!”
Europeans: yawn in French, go for three-hour lunch.
MAGA: “USA! USA! USA! You’ll beg us to come back!!!”
Europeans: order a second bottle of Chablis.
https://xcancel.com/VeryBrexitProbs/status/2042258513792053543
Oh, well done, random twitter poster.
First comment, Hal Turner is sure showing some butt hurt.
I'm not going to ask Melonholio about all those photos of her 𝘯𝘰𝘵relating with Epstein. After all, she said “The lies linking me with the disgraceful Jeffrey Epstein need to end today...I reject their mean-spirited attempts to defame my reputation.” so, that's that!
If you can't trust her, who 𝘤𝘢𝘯 you trust? After all, she's a 𝘛𝘳𝘶𝘮𝘱! (By 𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘪𝘤𝘦, which suggests a whole new category of mental condition)
Uh, Melon, you did soft-core lesbian porn photo shoots. Not that there's anything wrong with that. A girl's gotta get paid, after all. Even genius visa holders such as yourself.
But, as far as your reputation is concerned, if I were you, I'd rather be remembered for that than than whatever those monstrosity of fu-king Khreesmas decorations you vomited onto the nation.
I liked her Eastern Blok Narnian Hellscapes!
Melania's escape hatch
https://bsky.app/profile/factpostnews.bsky.social/post/3mj3i77jcqh2r
Melania Trump breaks with Trump's inner circle and calls on Congress to hold public hearings with Jeffrey Epstein's victims.
"I call on Congress to provide the women who have been victimized by Epstein with a public hearing."
She wants off the ride now please.
29% favorability rating. People really don't like her. I don't care, do U?
https://www.thedailybeast.com/cnn-data-guru-stunned-as-melania-trump-smashes-record-for-worst-approval-rating/
Page 17 on this poll: https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/27964261-cnn-poll-conducted-by-ssrs-trump-approval-economy/?q=melania&mode=document - document/p17
Is that what the kids are calling it now?
Mission accomplished. It's time for her to hop on the Noem/Lewandowski fuckjet and fly home to Moscow to retire after a job well done.
Vlad smiles.
Boeing 737 MAX-8 has a maximum range of about 3500 miles, though when lightly loaded can go up to about 4000. So, maybe a quick stop somewhere to refuel, pee, get some more pork rinds and Nehi Grape...
Aw, man... Nehi... suddenly I'm ten years old at my great-grandmother's house, wtf?? 😉
Except she also made the laughable claim that she had no connection to Epstein. I think we all too often think she wants an escape that she isn't actually looking for.
Put Donnie in prison is a really good divorce argument.
Maybe there's a clause in the prenup about how she inherits if the humunculus gets sent to the joint?
That's not what she said, though. What she said works equally well if she's just trying to get us to shut up and get QAnon folks to think she's on their side.
Florida is a "no-fault" divorce state, but it's good to have backups when dealing with that rabid badger.
Dan Goldman on line one with pictures of Bondi ignoring said victims.
Someone with the files needs to dump them all on the internet, unredacted.
“Mossad, if you’re listening…”
I wholly agree.
Perhaps she wants Congress to give her grounds for a divorce. That or she wants him in jail, next best thing.
GMTA
Sure hope she reviewed the prenup, lol.
I'm sure she knows EVERY clause in that agreement by heart.
Her lawyer, along with her PR people, have told her it's time to jump.
“The best time to jump is 10 years ago. The second best time is RIGHT NOW.
The terms in the prenup have been met. She's vested and ready to cash out :)
Out from which window?
The rear window of the skeevy motel room. Think Jerry Lundegaard in his tighty-whities at the end of the movie "Fargo."
How do you say “I’m cooperating here!” in Slovenian?
"She's fleeing the interview!"
At least, I think that's the phonetic translation.
"This ship is taking on water, fast..."
Also, she has a plane she can physically escape in.
Da!
Until quite recently, I didn't see any of these people fleeing to Russia. Putin knows when a pawn has been played and is of no further value.
I had UAE on my bingo card for a lot of 'em. But that may now not be something UAE wants to be involved in, anymore.
Not sure UAE is a good idea for anybody now that Fat Donny has gone and pissed off Iran to the point of blowing up anything that doesn’t move fast enough.
There's always Argentina.
That's been a traditional safe space for Nazis in need of safe harbor.
And Bunker Boy *is* pretty friendly with Milei (possibly the only guy with worse hair than Donald).
Thank you for educating me that there is someplace you that lovely state that isn't a far-right/ white supremacist/x-tian nationalist shithole!
There are places like that in Texas, but you would never know based on the low, low, low quality of their elected officials.
Austin’s nice. And the only place in TX I’ve been back to voluntarily since I left Ft. Hood.
Right-wing conspiracy theorist Alex Jones broke down in tears while cradling a "battle axe" in an effort to break a "demonic spell," which he believed had caused President Donald Trump to wage war on Iran.
https://www.rawstory.com/alex-jones-trump-demonic-spell/
These people need professional help. Permanently.
Because “God” does things Alex likes and “Satan” or “demons” cause things to happen that Alex doesn’t like.
I was young, but I vaguely remember my brain working like this.
Hey, Alex: Aren't you supposed to be the "tip of the spear" or some other dumb-ass ideal of yourself? Either take point, die for your stupid cause, or shut the fuck up, poseur.
Goddamn this guy.
Has he never heard of Occam’s Battle Axe?
Alex Jones clickbait. He's good at it.
Initially read that as "Alex Jones chickbait."
Barf!
They are all nucking futz.
That battle axe needs to be seized and auctioned off to pay the judgment for the Sandy Hook survivors, BTW.
Plus whatever the knacker will give for Alex's bloated carcass to make glue.
I didn't think he belonged anywhere near the white house until now.
What they're doing now is playing a game of Whack-a-Mole they'll never win. The Ledge should just move the state capitol to Coeur d'Alene. Sure, they're bigots and assholes and the very idea of diversity is anathema to them, but I think what really gets stuck in their craw is that they have to see all the acceptance and diversity on display when the legislature is in session. All the gay is right in their face, as it were. If they just moved the capitol to a more comfortable, deep red town, far away from Sodom (correction: Boise) they could bigot all they want, comfortably surrounded by their fellow bigots. Problem solved.
I'm not advocating this. It would totally suck for Boise; all the fine folks in Boise who work in state government who would have to move, their families and the businesses in Boise that rely on them. Although it might backfire and the influx of a large number of progressive voters into Coeur d'Alene would tip the political balance there and the Ledge would have created Gamora in Northern Idaho, complete with rainbow flagpoles and "All are welcome here!" signs.
Wait 'til they find out towns that aren't diverse are towns that aren't very fun to visit. Even for conservatives.
No Grindr contacts in Coeur d'Alene?
I think they know that
They try to consistently take over all the fun things -- and then those fun things consistently become unfun
It's ridiculous
"Little also signed another far worse bill criminalizing trans people who use bathrooms or locker rooms that match their gender identity"
So some Trans Lady can then go into the men's room and whip out their junk at the urinal and scare the bejebus outta fragile men.
Except then she gets beaten up.
OK, also if Buck Angel strides into the Ladies room and women run screaming....
Buck: "Hey I have a Mangina!"
On one hand, I agree with you completely. Let's show these idiots what their policy really means in practice. Let's see how comfortable they feel with large, bearded trans men using the same restroom as their daughters. Most ordinary folks would realize that the bans are a bad idea.
On the other, every trans person who does this (man or woman) opens themselves up to physical attack. And law enforcement won't do a damn thing to protect them. Hell, the cops will probably join in.
So even if they follow the law now, there's a pretty good chance of being assaulted. And that's a feature of the legislation, not a bug.
Maybe.
In La France at the big Le Mans car race, the men's bathrooms have a big long trough that everyone piddles into that drains out one side of the room. As we're all in there doing our thing, a female cleaning lady wheels her cart in and starts cleaning without a sideways glance as everyone continues on with their business, junk hanging out.
I've been various places with the trough, usually pubs.
I’ve been visiting men’s rooms my entire life. I’ve never seen another dude’s wiener in there.