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Penis cakes?

I'm fond of Twinkies.

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They should just go ahead and form a church. Then they wouldn't have to pay taxes OR celebrate any gay weddings. Jesus, do I have to solve all their problems?

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By any logic, the children of a marriage declared never to have existed would be illegitimate - but this is the Catholic church we're talking about, they sprinkled Pope dust on it and shazam! <a href="http:\/\/www.vatican.va\/archive\/ENG1104\/_P43.HTM" target="_blank">Canon 1137</a>!

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If you have a <i>sincerely held belief</i> that you were never married (and 10K), hey, presto.

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FWIW, I grew up in Milwaukee, and have heard that expression my whole life.

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Tony? Tony Scalia?

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You usually have more fun if you ask for forgiveness afterward than you do if you ask for permission first.

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"Wait, you said you wanted to pull out of Boise and head down the road to Pocatello. Did I hear that right?"

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yeah right enough!

wedding chapels in las vegas

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So, I guess since Jesus called teh marriage of divorced persons adultery, they would never never never officiate at the marriage of someone who was divorced... right?

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"Standing up" to homosexuals? That's a euphemism, right?

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My brother went to a church divorce support group, and I saw their reading material, and boy, you should have seen the contortions they went through to explain away Jesus' words and say it was okay to re-marry.

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How do I get the gas station ministry to stop offering me a car wash every time I fill up? I feel very repressed because of my sincerely held belief that my car doesn't require washing that often.

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Nothing says solemn religious ceremony like The Hitching Post. Do they do baptisms in the wave pool?

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Imagine the confusion when the officiant asks during the ceremony, "Who da Ho?" Who will answer Idaho?

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If you hand the money through a hole in a bathroom stall, it's NOT gay!, said former Idaho Senator Larry Craig.

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