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really hoping the GOP doesn't pick Cleveland to host their convention. The last thing Cleveland needs is spontaneously combusting Teapartiers.

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I believe they spell it iNpeach....

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I'll have you know they've formed a committee to develop a study to sternly advocate for a policy up until the Legislature reconvenes, at which point they'll fold like cheap suits and just go with whatever the Governor wants.

But at least it's a plan!

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"7. Invade a foreign "evil doer" to make us feel better about ourselves"

Lady parts or sovereign nations?

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His road to becoming the next Majority Leader?

"Ruff!"

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More proof Republicans really don't like democracy. Voter ID laws, impeachment, birf cert, filibuster everything. The common thread is "don't let voters decide".

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I've often liked the name "Espresso Carmel" but she'd be a Democrat, of course.

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You know who else received a big surprise when they arrived in Moscow?

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Same in Nevada. The State GOP apparatus has been co-opted by the Libertarians and Tea Party types after the 2012 debacle where nobody knew who was in charge of anything and the whole thing descended into chaos. It led to an amusing scene this year as the State GOP endorsed one slate of candidates and Governor Sandoval endorsed a different slate (Sandoval's endorsements picked up more wins).

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Isn't the ideal Republican gathering where nothing gets done and they blame it all on the blahs and the Democrats?

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Juan Dalmatian feels uneasy.

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Don't forget serfs. The ruling class needs serfs. I think those are like sharecroppers but with a classier name.

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I'm sure they blame Obama. Even though it's all G.W. Bush's fault.

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Where's the part where they blame Obama and talk about the tyranny of Obamacare?

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Schadenfreude. It's what's for dessert.

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The name would suggest that he's more of a chocolate lab.

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