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Bagels of Doom's avatar

All this is going to do is make the teen suicide rate go up.

Bagels of Doom's avatar

There is no hate like Christian love.

Chris's avatar

I know it's "conservative thought requires strict hierarchies, because they're too stupid to know what to do if someone isn't threatening them, and also they love to threaten others" but so much of this just strikes me as "why are you thinking about what's in a kid's pants, you creep?"

Sunshine Moonshine's avatar

Dear Idaho, will my short haired daughter or long haired son be allowed to pass through your state? Can they pee safely in a public restroom? Should we spend money at your shops on our road trip? Should we pay for hotel rooms there? Or should we fly over you and spend our money elsewhere?

-a blue-haired coastal elitist

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Fun fact, Kallie Humphries, who thanked Trump for “protecting biological women” and thinks gender identity is a joke competes in MIXED GENDER BOBSLED.

Her sporting events name would have actually been banned under the current administration’s rules on DEI.

UVB-76's avatar

You know what I have?

Chocolate-peanut butter rice crispy treats. :0

Envy me.

Schmannity's avatar

Despite the law, Riley Gaines finished fifth in every endeavor in Idaho.

SterWonk's avatar

Pi as Irish Jig: https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=26458525103742170

It is *impressively* terrible. 🤓😂🤣

Antifa Commander's avatar

Ha! Take *that,* Robyn, and stick it in your opera!

(Okay, that sounds nasty. I mean musically!)

(Also, "written by circumference/diameter," lol!)

BosGrl's avatar

Such nerdy goodness.

Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Jesus, just put cameras in all the school classrooms if you’re so worried about your kid being “transgendered” during Physics lab. Bunch of useless busybodies. Get a fucking hobby.

CzechJournalists's avatar

too much interference from the vape sniffers in the bathrooms. they use the same frequency.

Hank Napkin's avatar

Strange, where the Hand of God continues to Guide Them.

SkeptiKC's avatar

A just goddess would apply her hand aggressively upside their damned head.

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Rosie the Riveter, who helped kick Nazi ass in WWII, is in big trouble! Also in big trouble - Flip Wilson, Milton Berle, and all four male castaways on "Gilligan's Island."

Schmannity's avatar

Rudy Giuliani, that dick tease.

biff murphy's avatar

"asks them to “participate in or facilitate the social transition of the minor student,” including asking the adult to refer to them by different pronouns, a different name or nickname that isn’t a “derivative” of their given name, asking to use the wrong terlet, locker room, changing room, or litter box"

This leads to

Skaug

You get it from using other (not so clean) folks litter boxes.

Highly contagious.

I had that.

A less than honorable discharge from the lower nether regions.

BosGrl's avatar

I had a disagreement with a family member recently about the whole litterbox thing. They swore the whole "school has a litterbox" thing was true. Swore it: "The kids themselves said it was true." OK.

swmnguy's avatar

There was one kernel of truth to it. One. And of course it was twisted into grotesquery.

School janitors often do keep the clumping kitty litter on hand. It's very useful in cleaning up things they have to clean up. Vomit. Urine. Blood.

SterWonk's avatar

And some classrooms in some schools have some in case the class has to shelter-in-place because of an active shooter, and kids gotta go.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

My MAGA coworker tried that "litterboxes for furries" BS. I took great delight in informing him that it was for when classrooms were locked down for an active shooter and kids HAD to go. Got to piss on his gun fetish AND his "liberals kids' identifying as furries" crap at one time. 😘

BosGrl's avatar

That too. Couldn't possibly have to do with active shooters, though, amirite? Gotta be a (cat) gender thing.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT:

‘𝗪𝗵𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗪𝗮𝘆 𝗜𝘀 𝗜𝗿𝗮𝗻?’ 𝗔𝘀𝗸𝘀 𝗣𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀, 𝗦𝘄𝗼𝗿𝗱-𝗪𝗶𝗲𝗹𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗪𝗮𝗻𝗱𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗼𝗻 𝗦𝗶𝗱𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝗙𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘄𝗮𝘆

https://theonion.com/which-way-is-iran-asks-pantsless-sword-wielding-trump-wandering-on-side-of-freeway/

Schmannity's avatar

Legs, gut, and Fupa too small.

Kobayashi Marooned's avatar

And hands way too big.

SterWonk's avatar

As if he would personally take up arms and head towards danger?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

If the dementia gets bad enough he might forget he's coward?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

As if he can *lift* a sword...

Schmannity's avatar

He said he'd run into a burning building to rescue children!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

When Secret Service agents arrived and attempted to wrap a blanket around the president’s waist, Trump reportedly swatted them away with his sword and then charged down a busy on-ramp shouting, “We’re here! We’re entering enemy territory!”

freakishlystrong's avatar

This is what happens when your party elevates an idiot who demagogues about ten issues and repeats his "branding" over and over and over again. There's no meaning behind it, no truth to it, but hearing "transgender for everyone" ad nauseum causes shit like this.

Tza's avatar

OT: stg if I see One More comment excuse the attempted synagogue bomber I'm gonna lose it. "Oh, Israel killed his brothers in Lebanon! Of course he was upset!" HE TRIED TO KILL OVER A HUNDRED KIDS! In fucking MICHIGAN! Not Israel! And his brothers were, turns out, FUCKING HEZBOLLAH MEMBERS.

This is the fourth major synagogue attack in the diaspora THIS WEEK. And yet no one questions spouting antisemitic blood libel if they pretend they're just being "antizionist" about it. All over the fucking place, left and right, it's OBSCENE.

swmnguy's avatar

All excuses for murder are evil. It doesn't matter who is murdering whom and it certainly doesn't matter why.

"They started it" isn't acceptable in any circumstance. I don't accept any such excuses and I shun and abhor all people who make and accept such excuses.

All. And sadly, that's a longer list than it should be, anymore.

Well, too bad for me I guess. Right and wrong don't change, no matter who is whom.

Tza's avatar

Too many people have decided over the past few years that Jews are just acceptable targets now. Or we always were but that they can now get away with it more.

EyeQueue's avatar

And I don't understand how so many people are falling for this bullshit "the right is now the protectors of Jewish people" narrative.

TerseNurse's avatar

yeah, fuck that.

MRK's avatar

Even if there were no connection to Hezbollah, you don't take out your anger at the government of Israel by attacking a synagogue in another country. The antisemitism is obvious from that alone.

Tza's avatar

Yup, but the fucking MAYOR OF DEERBORN is out there claiming this was "understandable." FUCK. THAT. SHIT!

Random's avatar

...you're not serious.

Tza's avatar

I am. I am so mad at him right now. I pray he faces political consequences, but Jew Hate is popular with a lot of people right now.

https://x.com/efischberger/status/2032467361723285642?s=46&t=WavuhYisKVKuwWFJUqwhzQ

Linda1961 is woke and proud's avatar

Fuck him. He's part of the reason that the Middle East is such a mess right now. Biden and Harris weren't good enough for him regarding Gaza, so he made sure that Dipshit was elected again.

abbienormal's avatar

That man has a lot to answer for.

SkeptiKC's avatar

As far as I'm concerned that sonofabitch has made himself scathingly fucking clear.

That prick needs to be show the gawd damned DOOR.

MRK's avatar

I was just double-checking. He was one of the ones leading the 'uncommitted' bullshit during the primary.