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"Uh, Mrs. Holyroller, the pictures show that your fetus is a male, probably African descent, and has already been circumcised."

"Can you do a quick D&C and not tell my husband?"

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“A difficult decision will have to be made?” Given that this decision will soon be given to the putative father, I can imagine the conversation. “Well, honey, it’s either you or the baby and I’ve always wanted a son, so you get to meet Jesus a little early.”

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DO explain why the Big G murdered everyone on earth except Noah and his Posse.

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Idaho's only saving graces are Idaho Spuds and Huckleberry Gems.

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No. Not yet. Because I am a lazy and stubborn man. That said. I have more flexibility with my arm and fingers. Though the tip of the middle finger hurts still hurts worse than the bite wounds. It's got a slight blue-ish/purple hue to it. But I can flex it a bit more than I could yesterday. I was able to work today, after a fashion. Mostly one-handed in the AM, but as the day progressed I was able to use that hand a bit more effectively. I think I'm gonna be ok.

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Acupuncture is more effective than a LOT of people want to accept or believe.

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I honestly was floored how effective it was for that injury.

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So Loony McGeachin says she will "make Idaho a state where life is fully and unconditionally protected"? Sounds like she's gonna go all in for strict gun control laws. Good on her.

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say...them's fightin' words, pilgrim.get yer public lands out fumunder my cattle.

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Hope you get better soon. As a former Shutzhund dog trainer, bites aren't something to fuck around with.

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McGeachin is the canary in the coal mine. If she wins, there is no hope for the country.

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So my Congress-critter Tom Reed resigned today instead of serving out his term and leaving quietly as he planned after being outed for sexual misconduct. Any idea what led to the change? Do the R’s think it might give a replacement a leg-up in November? And FUCK that our district is still gerrymandered.

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They are NOT pro-life. All they are is pro-forced birth and after that event - they don't care or even want to see the child/mother/family. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The "decision," in every single fucking case I guarantee it, will be to let the "vessel" die according to His Holy Will for the sake of the cellclump.

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Borders were always imaginary lines drawn by assholes who, alas, are not imaginary.

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REALLY? I live in that vile evil asshole's district too.I did not hear about that, but I literally today got a letter from him talking about how he does not like expanding the SC. No shit, Shitfuck!What's odd is this is the second letter in a week when he'd never sent me one before!

And yes, because in the heart of Reed country, in Bath, that judge has challenged the new districting which would at least take my county out the rabid MAGAt area.

I imagine there will be something about this on the Elmira news at 11:00.

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