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If that were true, wouldn't Aaron Schock be preggers?

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Hey I'm no hifalutin home-schooled dick-doctor or nuthin but my personal beliefs about God fully qualify me to legislate mandatory prostate testing of fundamentalist lawmakers, for men's own protection of course, whereas such mandatory prostate testing shall involve gorillas, clown shoes, helium tanks, the bible, the Constitution and a live webcam.

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It will never happen because the majority of teabaggy legislators are speed of light deniers.

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We may laugh, but this order of ignorance will be inflicted on kids who have no say on being "educated" at home.

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My friend and I took a four day cruise on the vaginal canal. Accommodations were first rate and we enjoyed wonderful snacks and dinners along the way. Highly recommended. Moderately priced and the scenery was lovely.

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Shhhh. He is.

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Any confusion may come from the fact that his degree is in animal husbandry. I don't know if that would be different but he does live in Utah.

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House Libelz!!1!!

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Vito's farm: where men are men and chickens are nervous.

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But, but, but, if you take a picture of the pre-babby, won't the debbil possess its soul? Or is that only if the picture is posted on Facebook?

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Swallowing a camera actually works to keep track of oral sex.

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we are guessing he wasn’t actually purposely dumbing it up like Columbo

Mrs. Columbo would like to agree with you, but she is too busy pounding her head with a skillet.

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My roommate actually read this to me as I got back to Base Camp (our temporary dwelling while the Soviet is rebuilt) because apparently I looked like I needed to get warm and rage is the fastest way to do that. In other news, RAGE. Also, hi, Marxalot here with a new username.

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I'm of the opinion that no person, regardless of vaginal status, should have to spend the rest of their lives paying for a dumb mistake/choice (trust me, they can be the same thing) they made. To start with, recall elections for all! I shouldn't have to pay for other people's mistakes either!

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So long as we're talking Hufflepuffs, why not? Badgers get it done.

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You know, his mama, aunts, all four of his sisters, and nonna must have gone to a lot of effort to keep secret from him how babies come.

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