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(R-Rapist) pretty well covers it, no?

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NO, he <i> is</i> a cancer. Different thing.

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<a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/11\/05\/health\/hepatitis-c-a-silent-killer-meets-its-match.html" target="_blank">They're expensive. </a> You'll want to cough up for the Obamacare palladium policy.

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I really, really hope the Doberman didn't assist.

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You gotta know the <a href="http:\/\/boardgames.about.com\/od\/scrabble\/a\/q_without_u.htm" target="_blank">Q words that don't need a U</a>, if you're ever gonna get your Scrabble Black Belt.

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Also: "The Tampa police report in 1974 notes that Patterson had a prior record of assault and battery."

Imagine where this fucker would be if he wasn't white.

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How big of a fuckwad do you have to be, when fucking <i>Florida</i> throws you out?

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I got Hep C from trying some needle drugs in the 70s. Cleared the virus using interferon and ribavirin and my brain didn't get wiped. Unfortunately, I remember every stupid thing I ever did and just figured that was part of the recovery/punishment process.

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Whew, that's much better...

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This guy should get a chapter or two to himself, if Al Franken revises <i>Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them</i>.

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I love obscure terms...to show my appreciation I'll share my favorite Scrabble word with you: Vernix

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Oh, the tyranny....

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What a great word! I don't want to talk about how good I am at Scrabble, but...

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Dang it FlownOver, you see him in a cape, which led me to see him in tights. Now I've got the dry heaves. Thanks a bunch.

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Fine, just don't put his face on them.

Or any of his other body parts.

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Already have it covered. The rape occurred in Florida.

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