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Rabbit_Rebozo's avatar

I suspect he just 'receives', since you're not really ghey if you only have some dude's mouth on your peen but don't have yours on his. Like you're not ghey if you put your tool in his butt but don't let him shove his up yours.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

You picked a glorious place for someone to insert that comment.

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Surely you can squeeze another one out, in a pinch? Do Your Wonket Duty!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

Were there any other candidates waiting in line for their turn? It's like they just put him straight up on the throne. The list of people who have been shafted by Larry Craig may have just gotten longer.

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Capt.Jim's avatar

WTF he taps his foot then the Idaho republicans tap him for something financial like a whore.This SOB is sex crazy

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PsycWench's avatar

You just made The Amazing Rhythm Aces sob.

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PsycWench's avatar

Today, class, we will discuss "projection" or as the DSM-6 termed it "Larry Craig Syndrome".

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Ilgattomorte's avatar

In a statement the Idaho Republican Party said: "Larry Craig has always been known for his head ... be it for finance or otherwise." "When it comes to our needs, his stance is known far and wide". "His willingness to work with others is legendary. I can personally say that whenever I needed him, he was right there, outside my door, tapping". "He is a survivor. Whether he's on the bottom or the top you can always expect him to push hard and come right through". "I can honestly say that I've never met a more flexible man, so willing to work his butt off and lay himself bare. You have to respect that."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

"Tap." The word is "tap."

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Gristle Palin is heading that way now.

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Olav_Pompatus's avatar

That should make their yields rise.

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Good_Gawd_Yall - Unperson's avatar

Who? "Leading" what?

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Fartknocker's avatar

I'm sure his special donors will give him the French Fingerling special. Any special play time with young men is code name Tater Tot.

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Lot_49's avatar

Everybody who thinks Minnesota is a boring place where nothing exotic or unusual happens needs to visit stall 17 of the <a href="http:\/\/www.idahostatesman.com\/2007\/09\/16\/159879_tourists-flock-to-minneapolis.html\?rh=1" target="_blank">men's room</a> near the shoeshine stand adjacent to the lottery shop at MSP.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

Yeah, why throw away a perfectly good pervert when you can recycle him?

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