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This is the guy who was <i>thrown out of Florida</i> (!) for, basically, being too much of a rapey assaulting douchebag for Florida to tolerate.

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OT - (warning: this might ruin your year.) <a href="http:\/\/www.opposingviews.com\/i\/society\/crime\/judge-lets-rich-kid-ethan-couch-probation-killing-4-drunken-crash" target="_blank">2 Rich 2 Care</a>

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Diefenbaker? <a href="http://www.diefenbunker.ca/" target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.diefenbunker.ca/">http://www.diefenbunker.ca/...

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PENIS PENIS PENIS

(Hey, I looked at the picture)

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THIS.

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So, you're saying he'll be in his bunker?

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"In other words, his rich parents always got him out of trouble, so he never learned the simple life lesson: Actions have consequences."

And now, that judge has just continued that lack of education. FOR. FUCKS. SAKE.

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What happened to 'bros before hoes'?

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<i>"...forcing a 46-year-old woman in Tampa, Florida, to have sex with him twice — after threatening her with attack by a Doberman pinscher..."</i>

I always wondered how Republicans reproduced.

Michele Bachmann used the same technique on Marcus.

Waiting for Rick Santorum to condemn man-with-dog sex. Waiting... waiting....

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Now he has a gun. Ho ho ho.

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From the story: <i>Not everyone is determined to force him out.</i>

Color me shocked.

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No, not the Second Amendment. Which Amendment was it that's just like the Second, but is about rape instead of guns? I keep forgetting.

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Have they tried threatening him with a Doberman pinscher, or perhaps telling him that a biker gang would come after him if he doesn't resign?

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Well, there's rape, assault with a deadly weapon, criminal threatening and rape, that's not got much rape in it.

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Yank that twit out of the public sphere and send him back to his own <i>private</i> Idaho.

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Bunker? Don't even know 'er!

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