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Clark_Nova's avatar

One hopes that was tea but, then again, it's John Belushi.

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Clark_Nova's avatar

As a young punk, I've voided myself in each of those town-drowning stolen lakes. I hear it's good for the bagels.

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Tina Mouse's avatar

Make it more like civil engineering or town planning - someone who has the training to percent shit from falling down, has minimal professional training, with a licensing exam and minimal requirements for ability.

State cops already exist, and are less deeply townie.

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Dreadful, Pure SCUM!'s avatar

An Idaho sheriff says the Legislature shouldn't have gotten involved in creating a statewide system for collecting and tracking rape kits because many rape accusations are false.

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Rowland said legislators should let law officers decide which rape kits need testing, the system that is currently in place.

He said: "The majority of our rapes -- not to say that we don't have rapes, we do -- but the majority of our rapes that are called in are actually consensual sex."

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

These assholes act like this because they think they are completely safe doing these things. Liberals need to start arming, and they have to be ready to do what the laws in their state allow when someone points a gun at them.

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Daniel_Oriordan's avatar

I believe that's the drink of choice of anyone caught going the wrong way down the freeway at 3:00 in the morning.

Also, too, quail-hunting V.P.'s.

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marcus816's avatar

Whoever shoots first gets to claim “self-defense”!

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Brian Bixby's avatar

It's Idaho, he may have been the only choice without a swastika tattoo.

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

wow - really? i mean, playing ding dong ditch is a dangerous game - its a gateway to crime - i'm surprised the youth group leader wasn't arrested for encouraging such deviant and aggressive behaviours (/s in case you didn't notice)

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Beargorod People's Recublic's avatar

I hope they throw his sorry ass in gen pop.

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BellaDonna aka CherryPie's avatar

I used to be at Peace. Around about the time DonCon started kidnapping and caging kids, I started posting John Adams. I have been thrown off twatter 'severely disciplined' by reddit and wonkette because I am now recommending assassination as a valid political tool. What can I say, I am Italian. But MTG and DonCon are allowed to go on doing such with impunity until recently. The cops drugged and tried to gangrape me once. Everybody equal under the rule of law in the USA? Off the pigs. LOL. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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BellaDonna aka CherryPie's avatar

Or Vets who never saw combat and were military police like my Brother who was super conservative, angry and had a drinking issue.

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evodevo's avatar

Mormons, lol - AND a neighbor...

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Mintie's avatar

Not before he gets reelected a few more times.

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Mintie's avatar

Yeah, but usually Ding Dong Ditch involves flaming bags of poo, or TP'd trees. This was a thank you note, which the youth leader thought would be counted as a pleasant surprise.

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