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then they came to take guns away from the crépists and I said nothing because I was not a chef

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Well, hopefully that just means that they sent an Amazon drone to liquidate the perpetrator (without causing too many additional collateral casualties among the wedding party).

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I'm concerned that some of these guns are not American-born and therefore should not be permitted to serve.

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Is amnesia a symptom of hepatitis?

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No <a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/url\?sa=t&amp\;rct=j&amp\;q=&amp\;esrc=s&amp\;source=web&amp\;cd=1&amp\;cad=rja&amp\;ved=0CC8QFjAA&amp\;url=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fmemes%2Fdoge&amp\;ei=PRuzUoaWEIL6oAT_0oHABQ&amp\;usg=AFQjCNFZIKh9DhCw0EeM9hkK6GM5wUGJ-w&amp\;sig2=ogFaURnipmfbOLTCYX1-sg&amp\;bvm=bv.58187178,d.cGU" target="_blank">Doge Meme</a> for you?

Such tragedy, many sads.

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OT: Attention, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/12\/20\/technology\/target-stolen-shopper-data.html\?ref=business&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank">Target shoppers!</a> Target gave up 40 million customer names, card numbers, expiration dates and 3-digit security codes to, uh, somebody. Worried? Target isn't:

<blockquote>“As of December 15, we identified an unauthorized access and were able to resolve the issue,” Molly Snyder, a Target spokeswoman, said in an email.</blockquote> Oh, but they do suggest you check your credit card statement, and maybe pull a credit report or two. Sorry about that!

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The penis mightier than the gun.

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Perhaps the dentist was Orly Taitz. I could see Orly being more interested in Obama's birth certificate than in sterilizing her instruments.

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I'm always forgetting my rape anniversaries.

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<em>Wow So Guns Such Liberty</em>

I am proud that my Wonket is <strong>AWARE OF ALL INTERNET TRADITIONS</strong>.

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Guns don't pass bad laws, people pass bad laws, about guns.

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You did mean that he was resigning to spend more time with his <i>family of guns</i>, right?

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He'll make a fine lobbyist for NRA and API. That smug smile = prick with ears.

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Written like a real US American, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww" target="_blank">like, such as, Miss South Carolina 2007</a>

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I'll take that as an "Aye"

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I think there is a pronoun hiccup in the sentence about with the Doberman Pinscher.

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