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JustPixelz: IV%'er's avatar

then they came to take guns away from the crépists and I said nothing because I was not a chef

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

Well, hopefully that just means that they sent an Amazon drone to liquidate the perpetrator (without causing too many additional collateral casualties among the wedding party).

malsperanza's avatar

I'm concerned that some of these guns are not American-born and therefore should not be permitted to serve.

PubOption's avatar

Is amnesia a symptom of hepatitis?

Shypixel's avatar

No <a href="https:\/\/www.google.com\/url\?sa=t&amp\;rct=j&amp\;q=&amp\;esrc=s&amp\;source=web&amp\;cd=1&amp\;cad=rja&amp\;ved=0CC8QFjAA&amp\;url=http%3A%2F%2Fknowyourmeme.com%2Fmemes%2Fdoge&amp\;ei=PRuzUoaWEIL6oAT_0oHABQ&amp\;usg=AFQjCNFZIKh9DhCw0EeM9hkK6GM5wUGJ-w&amp\;sig2=ogFaURnipmfbOLTCYX1-sg&amp\;bvm=bv.58187178,d.cGU" target="_blank">Doge Meme</a> for you?

Such tragedy, many sads.

Lot_49's avatar

OT: Attention, <a href="http:\/\/www.nytimes.com\/2013\/12\/20\/technology\/target-stolen-shopper-data.html\?ref=business&amp\;_r=0" target="_blank">Target shoppers!</a> Target gave up 40 million customer names, card numbers, expiration dates and 3-digit security codes to, uh, somebody. Worried? Target isn't:

<blockquote>“As of December 15, we identified an unauthorized access and were able to resolve the issue,” Molly Snyder, a Target spokeswoman, said in an email.</blockquote> Oh, but they do suggest you check your credit card statement, and maybe pull a credit report or two. Sorry about that!

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

The penis mightier than the gun.

PubOption's avatar

Perhaps the dentist was Orly Taitz. I could see Orly being more interested in Obama's birth certificate than in sterilizing her instruments.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

I'm always forgetting my rape anniversaries.

Shypixel's avatar

<em>Wow So Guns Such Liberty</em>

I am proud that my Wonket is <strong>AWARE OF ALL INTERNET TRADITIONS</strong>.

Shypixel's avatar

Guns don't pass bad laws, people pass bad laws, about guns.

Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

You did mean that he was resigning to spend more time with his <i>family of guns</i>, right?

Fartknocker's avatar

He'll make a fine lobbyist for NRA and API. That smug smile = prick with ears.

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

Written like a real US American, <a href="http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch\?v=lj3iNxZ8Dww" target="_blank">like, such as, Miss South Carolina 2007</a>

Fitzgerald Chesterfield's avatar

I'll take that as an "Aye"

Tiny kaiju's avatar

I think there is a pronoun hiccup in the sentence about with the Doberman Pinscher.