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These days we use fiberglass, but God's old-school.

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The patriotic veterany thing to do

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you just need enough quarters for the vacuum

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Cottonwood Idaho...is that the Seventh-Day Adventist part of the state, or the Mormon part of the state?

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I don't disagree that Hindus worship false gods, I just think it is more widespread.

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And she's not a quitter! No siree, if you want her out of the job you have to throw her out.

I bet there are deep claw marks on the hardwood floor of her office and a few nearby busted eardrums. This is one nutbag who will not go quietly.

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Suction dredge soothment for vets? Bet the vets enthusiastically voted for that.

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In microscopic print near the bottom, just before the update:

"Please note: The preceding article was an exercise in fictional creative writing."

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It's kind of like cow tipping, only no cow, and with gold, only usually not.

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You know your bibble! But you can't use it to teach because it never says how or why these things happen. The only answer to be found there is because god decreed it thusly, therefore I agree with thee.

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Not on Obama's watch.

Not on Clinton's watch.

Trump, neither, obviously. Trump never saw an insurance scam he didn't like if he could get in on the action. As President, he can.

Neither party wants to touch single payer with a ten thousand foot pole.

If we want single payer, we'll have to blow those parties to smithereens.

I speak figuratively, of course. I only advocate violence in the privacy of my bathroom, after I sweep it for bugs and verify that, alas, I'm alone in there.

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Build a wall? Round 'em up at the border? Internment camps?

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Don't go confusing the wingnuts with factual information. They don't like it.

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It's true, you know. You go out in the woods & some Syrian refugee has left some damned Sharia lying around the campsite. That stuff'll try to cut off you hand when you put the cooler down.

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nah, aca actually is a wolf in sheep's clothing. not for next year or the year after, but the trajectory is towards centralization and single payer. and the more the red states refuse to be part of it, the more their states get a federal solution.

that's why republicans are so terrified of it.

(and i say this as an obamacare person who is currently in a county where i wish the insurance companies could get drawn and quartered for the crap they gave us in 16. and by 'county', i mean 'cook' in chicago).

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