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Idiocracy Posterboy Levi Johnston Will Out-Procreate Us All

Rebecca Schoenkopf
Apr 3, 2012
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Idiocracy Posterboy Levi Johnston Will Out-Procreate Us All

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What's Levi Johnston's superhuman jizz got that chicks crave? It's got electrolytes. The 21-year-old log of freshly pressed processed meats is now working on baby number at-least-two with his girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, who is 20 but a teacher? Did she graduate from college at 19 because she is a supergenius, or is that "teacher"? Is she a preschool teacher? Because they could say that. There is nothing wrong with being a preschool teacher. Nope, none of those things! According to Buzzfeed's screengrab of her no longer searchable Facebook page, she is a high school graduate who worked at "biglake elementry school." So, lunchlady?

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Spurning Beer
Aug 15

"Strummin' on the old banjo."

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102415
Aug 15

I don't think so. I can say that all I want. It's an ironic term of endearment.

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