What's Levi Johnston's superhuman jizz got that chicks crave? It's got electrolytes. The 21-year-old log of freshly pressed processed meats is now working on baby number at-least-two with his girlfriend, Sunny Oglesby, who is 20 but a teacher? Did she graduate from college at 19 because she is a supergenius, or is that "teacher"? Is she a preschool teacher? Because they could say that. There is nothing wrong with being a preschool teacher. Nope, none of those things! According to
Where's the Levi who was the darling of West Hollywood for a while, hmm? Levi could have had class. He coulda been somebody. He coulda been a contender, instead of a bum, which he is, let's face it.
Plus marriage. Something about one man and one woman being best for kids. Except when it's Bristol. And Levi. And that other one -- Trank, I think.
"Strummin' on the old banjo."
I don't think so. I can say that all I want. It's an ironic term of endearment.
Also, PJ Harvey.
I'm betting not serious. I hope.
<em>Stories from the City, Stories from the Sea</em>
Nicely done!
Where&#039;s the Levi who was the darling of West Hollywood for a while, hmm? Levi could have had class. He coulda been somebody. He coulda been a contender, instead of a bum, which he is, let&#039;s face it.
Stands to reason if loose splat is babbymurder.
Plus marriage. Something about one man and one woman being best for kids. Except when it&#039;s Bristol. And Levi. And that other one -- Trank, I think.
I bet Sarah is underneath the towel.
Ow my <em>eye</em>balls.
I&#039;m sure I saw a picture of Levi in one of those damn hoodies.
Tire.