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Paultard, I think.<br />Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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He was hanging out at Occupy Wall Street, and speaking up for Wisconsin unions, so there's that.

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Yes, because there's that whole black man/white woman thing.

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Not a bad career move, that.

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I wish Junior would stay dead for a few years for tax purposes.

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Specifically, pig shit.

Oh great, I'm seven hours late.

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There is no Tesla museum? Fuck me. I can only chip in a teeny, but I will, because we must have a museum for the most authentic mad scientist of modern times.

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Wait, isn't this Londinium libel?

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He's so authentick his real names isn't "Hank" or "Jr."

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How about Zombie Tesla? No? Well, shit.

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I don't know if you can single-handedly coin a meme, but it certainly deserves an upfist, and I'll look for an opportunity to support it.

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Arlo's pretty good. But he ain't Woody.

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He doesn't hate it...he's just not going to work there any more.

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I refuse to believe that he was ever friends with a member of Zep.

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Who is number one?

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Hank Williams Jr is proof that talent and brains often skip a generation. Even HWIII shows potential to not be a monumental douche bag like Jr

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