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Lot_49's avatar

Paultard, I think.<br />Sent via BlackBerry by AT&T

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Vienna Woods's avatar

He was hanging out at Occupy Wall Street, and speaking up for Wisconsin unions, so there's that.

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Vienna Woods's avatar

Yes, because there's that whole black man/white woman thing.

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bobbert's avatar

Not a bad career move, that.

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bobbert's avatar

I wish Junior would stay dead for a few years for tax purposes.

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bobbert's avatar

Specifically, pig shit.

Oh great, I'm seven hours late.

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bobbert's avatar

There is no Tesla museum? Fuck me. I can only chip in a teeny, but I will, because we must have a museum for the most authentic mad scientist of modern times.

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bobbert's avatar

Wait, isn't this Londinium libel?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

He's so authentick his real names isn't "Hank" or "Jr."

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bobbert's avatar

How about Zombie Tesla? No? Well, shit.

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bobbert's avatar

I don't know if you can single-handedly coin a meme, but it certainly deserves an upfist, and I'll look for an opportunity to support it.

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Lot_49's avatar

Arlo's pretty good. But he ain't Woody.

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Dashboard Buddha's avatar

He doesn't hate it...he's just not going to work there any more.

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bobbert's avatar

I refuse to believe that he was ever friends with a member of Zep.

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Mahousu's avatar

Who is number one?

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Hank Williams Jr is proof that talent and brains often skip a generation. Even HWIII shows potential to not be a monumental douche bag like Jr

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