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The Quirk's avatar

Joe Walsh has a political point, but it's on his head.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

And how many funerals did Joe The Dumber attend? About as many as Wayne LaPierre, I bet.

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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

If he's cremated, I'd be happy to piss on his ashes.

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bobbert's avatar

Now, that was obscure.

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fuflans's avatar

wrong republican asshole joe. here is a partial list of republican asshole joes with their major accomplishments:

joe wilson (R, SC): shouted 'you lie' at obama during address to congress joe walsh (R, IL): shouting bagger who shouts mostly at handicapped veterans and constituents joe barton (R, TX): apologized to BP for the BP oil spill, major ethics issues joe (not really joe), (R, never elected ) (not really a) plumber: hapless friend of sarah palin; bequeathed to us by john maccain

please try to get this straight people.

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fuflans's avatar

i keep hearing he's talking about governor.

suspect brady will nip that shit in the bud pretty quick.

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fuflans's avatar

plus! barrington!

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fuflans's avatar

you know joe i don't really have much snark about this. we (including you and that grotesque, nouveau riche, teabaggin exurb you call home - which certainly wouldn't exist without the city) have an epidemic of violence that's killing a generation. we are awash in guns. we have no money and even if we did, there is no obvious solution.

and you score political points while your betters take time out to mourn a promising life cut short.

there are poisonous mushrooms that make better citizens than you do.

fuck off asshole.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Fun fact about Joe Walsh: He has now been a candidate for the US House of Representatives in four General Elections, and won a majority of the vote precisely zero times.

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

this can't end well...

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Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

I thought Joe Walsh WAS Rand Paul's poop

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diogenez's avatar

Dear Joe Walsh: NO ONE will attend your funeral.

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SullivanSt's avatar

Joe Walsh, no longer in Congress, still as mindfuckingly stupid as ever.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

So Mr. Walsh is suggesting that we form a new branch of government called Department of Funeral Attending? This could be huge.

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Bourgeois Nerd's avatar

History's greatest monster.

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Monsieur_Grumpe's avatar

What about the James Gang?

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