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𝔅𝔢𝔢𝔩𝔷𝔢𝔟𝔲𝔟𝔟𝔞's avatar

Galileo was on fairly good terms with the church, right up until he started insisting that the scriptures had to be revised. Oddly enough, this was not well-received.

Leftside_Annie's avatar

Teh stoopit!!! It burrrrrrrrrnnnnzzzzzz!!!!!!

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Megan Fox makes me doubt the theory of evolution, but not for any of the reasons she's stated.

Mintie's avatar

"This is the research they've done."

*snort**giggle*

fuflans's avatar

lady, i have seen megan fox.

you are no megan fox.

Mintie's avatar

I'm sure her fans have the same reaction we all do when Brother Bluto gives his rousing speech about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor.

Mintie's avatar

Is that the Joker's mom? Because she totally looks like it.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... and that gives Pa 'Dim Bulb' Duggar a sadz... he really enjoys those awkward courtship phases he gets to control.

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Well, I want you to know that I appreciated your comment, once I got to it, even though comments are not allowed.

BackDoorMan's avatar

... that right there is some serious snarkastic non-commenting. (sotto voce) Bravo

BackDoorMan's avatar

The Joker: So listen, why don't you give me a call when you start taking things alittle more seriously.

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

Thank you, but I simply quoted Mark Mothersbaugh's lyrics to 'Jocko Homo.' To think that he gave a slap in the face to IDers before they even existed...

L. Ron Pony  🇺🇦's avatar

I'm thinking karass, but if so, who are our wampeters?