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Galileo was on fairly good terms with the church, right up until he started insisting that the scriptures had to be revised. Oddly enough, this was not well-received.

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Teh stoopit!!! It burrrrrrrrrnnnnzzzzzz!!!!!!

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Megan Fox makes me doubt the theory of evolution, but not for any of the reasons she's stated.

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"This is the research they've done."

*snort**giggle*

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lady, i have seen megan fox.

you are no megan fox.

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I'm sure her fans have the same reaction we all do when Brother Bluto gives his rousing speech about the Germans bombing Pearl Harbor.

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Is that the Joker's mom? Because she totally looks like it.

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Macro or micro?

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... and that gives Pa 'Dim Bulb' Duggar a sadz... he really enjoys those awkward courtship phases he gets to control.

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Well, I want you to know that I appreciated your comment, once I got to it, even though comments are not allowed.

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... that right there is some serious snarkastic non-commenting. (sotto voce) Bravo

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The Joker: So listen, why don't you give me a call when you start taking things alittle more seriously.

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Thank you, but I simply quoted Mark Mothersbaugh's lyrics to 'Jocko Homo.' To think that he gave a slap in the face to IDers before they even existed...

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I'm thinking karass, but if so, who are our wampeters?

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