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"Police said Carter arrived late to the event and failed to have his gun properly inspected"

Funny, that's what they said about me at the last orgy.

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I know the '80s were a shameful time in our history, but don't be a ¡Jeb! and rewrite those tragic events.http://static.comicvine.com...

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It's so true. If you believe you haven't been shot, then it doesn't happen. Reminds me of that sage advice from George.

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I might just be able to beat this. I raise you space hippies!

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Inspecting guns? Sounds like BACKGROUND CHECKS to me. We can't have that.

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Maybe they should have special guns that only get used for the reenactment and never have real ammo put in them or special guns that can only use blanks.....naw that would seem too fake....just keep using guns that sometimes someone forgets to switch over to blanks....even if they lose someone every now and then it's worth it.....goddamn some people with guns are such idiots.....

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That one never gets old! Thx.

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Did they have an old-timey doctor come out and amputate his leg with a hacksaw and no anesthetic? Give him a stick to bite on, pour some whiskey on it, and start cuttin'!

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How else are you gonna know what it was REALLY like?

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If not, you just buy a regular pair, take it out back, and blow one off with yer shootin' iron.

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Firearms training is for the rubes at ISIS. Real 'murkins just know how handle 'em.

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The hitty bit is actually the "bullet." The cylinder part that's left behind after the gun goes boom is the "casing" or "shell."

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tHAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. oR DO THEY?

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Don't be hatin' Wil Wheaton. He's got super geek cred now.

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In America, fights about nothing=self defense. Have those gun-training programs (getting drunk while comparing who's "piece" is bigger) taught you nothing?

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The Ken Curtis was quite a singer. I learned that from Ranger Doug.

The OK Corral shootout was the St. Valentine's Day Massacre of the Old West. Teh Earp Gang wanted to wipe out its rivals. Read Ed Barthomolew's books.

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