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Msgr MΩment classic ☑️'s avatar

"Police said Carter arrived late to the event and failed to have his gun properly inspected"

Funny, that's what they said about me at the last orgy.

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Brendan_M's avatar

I know the '80s were a shameful time in our history, but don't be a ¡Jeb! and rewrite those tragic events.http://static.comicvine.com...

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

It's so true. If you believe you haven't been shot, then it doesn't happen. Reminds me of that sage advice from George.

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Ryan Denniston's avatar

I might just be able to beat this. I raise you space hippies!

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UnsaltedSinner's avatar

Inspecting guns? Sounds like BACKGROUND CHECKS to me. We can't have that.

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Magic Juan's avatar

Maybe they should have special guns that only get used for the reenactment and never have real ammo put in them or special guns that can only use blanks.....naw that would seem too fake....just keep using guns that sometimes someone forgets to switch over to blanks....even if they lose someone every now and then it's worth it.....goddamn some people with guns are such idiots.....

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nightmoth's avatar

That one never gets old! Thx.

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HarryButtle's avatar

Did they have an old-timey doctor come out and amputate his leg with a hacksaw and no anesthetic? Give him a stick to bite on, pour some whiskey on it, and start cuttin'!

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HarryButtle's avatar

How else are you gonna know what it was REALLY like?

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HarryButtle's avatar

If not, you just buy a regular pair, take it out back, and blow one off with yer shootin' iron.

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House0fTheBlueLights's avatar

Firearms training is for the rubes at ISIS. Real 'murkins just know how handle 'em.

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HarryButtle's avatar

The hitty bit is actually the "bullet." The cylinder part that's left behind after the gun goes boom is the "casing" or "shell."

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Mr. Blobfish's avatar

tHAT'S WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK. oR DO THEY?

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Wookie Monster's avatar

Don't be hatin' Wil Wheaton. He's got super geek cred now.

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JAWs's avatar

In America, fights about nothing=self defense. Have those gun-training programs (getting drunk while comparing who's "piece" is bigger) taught you nothing?

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TundraGrifter's avatar

The Ken Curtis was quite a singer. I learned that from Ranger Doug.

The OK Corral shootout was the St. Valentine's Day Massacre of the Old West. Teh Earp Gang wanted to wipe out its rivals. Read Ed Barthomolew's books.

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