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Colbert did an awesome bit about this recently. <a href="http://www.colbertnation.co..." target="_blank">" rel="nofollow noopener" title="http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-v...">http://www.colbertnation.co...

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Got one today ... NYT article on some AT&T stores being open on Easter Sunday (to flog the new Nokia phone), and one of these brain-damaged cretins popped in with "I blame Obama".

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I think Easter is ripe for a gay takeover. I mean, with cute bunnies, pastel everything, colorful eggs and candies, and parades of people showing off their finest duds, the whole thing is just there for the taking! (btw, I'd save the "Jeebus rising" jokes for after it's yours.)

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Yes indeed -- what about the children who happen to be gay? What about THEM, you right-wing dickheads?

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Quitting on Good Friday would be just perfect for his megalomania. He'll tell himself he was done in by modern-day Pharisees.

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If they don't, they're going to find out, in about 7 months.

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I hit the paywall before the story got interesting. The last thing I saw was "The weakest Republican field in history" and then it stopped.

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<blockquote>Dude, that kid is going to get <i>so. Much. Ass.</i></blockquote>

This is perhaps the bestest thing I read today.

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Nah, I'm pretty sure Daily Caller commenters aren't part of humanity. They're more of a bad reflection on pond scum.

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Uh, actually, those comments seemed pretty rational and positive. Did I not scroll down far enough?

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Or my own fishwrap, the Lancaster Intelligencer -- Letters-to-the-Ed STILL complaining because they dropped Anne Coulter and Malkin.

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In 1971, that would have been just a tad optimistic. He might have gone with "I hope that when I am in my 50's, a few states might permit gay marriage." But that would have been depressing.

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there are whore diamonds for you for use of 'pond scum'

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imdb

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