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Very true. I should have clarified that I would want 5 minutes with him in public. I certainly wouldn't be able to change his mind. But, with some good preparation, I might be able to make him look like the ass he is to other people.

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A baby wasn't made so it must be a sin.

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I can't feel sorry for someone so devoid of a moral compass he would betray every belief he once had just for the chance to get more power.

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<i>we are not invaders, we are not people that seek gain of territory, oil, property,</i>

You malodorous shit stain, you lying sack of dung. Goddammit, I would like just 5 minutes with you to explain just how fucking big a liar you are.

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Any gals want to help me protest Santorum's stand on contraceptives?

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Touché.

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Except for those times he had to go to agricultural fairs in Nebraska. But hey, what happens in Omaha, stays in Omaha.

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Sometimes we'll invade just because you dissed our dad. Nobody puts daddy in a corner.

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OT, but: Mitt's a douchebag, part one million...

<i>"Before I take a stand, I want to get input [from military leaders] that are there," Romney said on "Fox News Sunday." "General [John] Allen is coming to Washington and testifying about what the conditions are," he noted, adding that some conclusions can already be drawn.

"I think it is plain to see conditions are not going very well," Romney said. "And I lay part of the blame on that on <b>the lack of leadership</b> on our president."

The former Massachusetts governor called the ongoing U.S. departure from Afghanistan a "failed withdrawal."

Said Romney: "He likewise failed in the way we left Iraq, and this is a president who simply does not have experience in tough situations, no negotiating or leadership experience. And it is showing with the result that one might have expected with <b>the lack of leadership</b>."

Fox News host Bret Baier asked Romney <b>what he would do differently</b>.

"First of all, <b>I would exercise leadership</b>," Romney offered, suggesting he would talk to President Hamid Karzei every day.</i>

<a href="http:\/\/www.huffingtonpost.com\/2012\/03\/18\/mitt-romney-afghanistan_n_1356730.html" target="_blank">Mitt Romney Doesn't Have Enough Information To 'Take A Stand' On Afghanistan</a>

To summarize... Mitt: Obama is not a leader. Fox News: What would you do? Mitt: I don't know because no one's told me what to do yet.

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I was going to say she looks like an old lesbian. But that would be an insult to old lesbians.

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It makes sense that the gays left. Look carefully at the crowd; every person of color left, was removed, or did not arrive before filming.

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She points at us, and we, as gay men point back at her. I mean look at that haircut.

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Tonsil hockey.

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Remember that scene is Trainspotting where the old gal is giving it to the old guy from behind? Someone seriously needs to hack the big screen with that clip. The Metamucil will be flowing down from the nose bleeds!

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